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This funny joke turned all this around.

1. The classic embarrassing man is very funny. Men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, they will be gone if they go late. . . Since women are made of water, water likes to flow downwards. In fact, it is good for men to be shorter. Men will become mature after marriage, because after decades of getting along with their wives, they can find new mistakes and shortcomings every day.

2. Every day, I smile at the Internet. Obviously, I am a man in my twenties. I have a lifestyle in my sixties, a mentality in my fifties, a body in my forties, and life pressure in my thirties, but I have an income of 10 years! Arguing with my colleague's elder sister, she angrily gave an orange that should have been given to me to a male colleague. I looked at my male colleague's triumphant expression and said, what are you happy about? Sister means to tell me that you won't give it to me even if you give it to the dog! You got it?

3. Laugh at the jokes of the rich second generation. People often ask a rich second generation: "You are so rich, why don't you use an Apple phone?" Finally, when he was tired of being asked, he replied, "I don't take the bus, and there is no place to install it!" " "A colleague is going to give up smoking and thought of a way: if you buy expensive ones, you don't want to smoke more. As a result, the soft China I bought on the first day was robbed in less than half a day.

My friend works in a bank. He just told me that a monk came to borrow money to buy a car that day. The staff said that he had no proof of income and could not get a loan. The monk said: Don't talk nonsense, don't worry, I'm sure I can pay it back. . . I hired a shop assistant in B, and asked her to check the power supply before she left, and unplug what should be unplugged. As a result, the freezer was pulled out, and a cabinet of ice cream turned into water. . .