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Hello, I hope you are satisfied with the following answers. 1, once, Xiao Jing came to a famous rice noodle shop. Because there were many people, rice noodles were slow. Xiao Jing's stomach was growling with hunger, and he could not help striking the table hard. She wanted to lift the table without going to the rice noodles. As a result, she said: boss, I will eat the table if I don't go to the rice noodles!

Buyer; Boss, is this mobile phone available? Seller; I won't. Buyer; Why? Seller: Because it is out of stock. Buyer; Why is it out of stock? Seller: Because it is out of stock. Buyer; Oh ... when will it arrive? Seller: When the goods arrive. 2. A boy ate a lot of cookies and wanted to eat more. His father said to him, "Stop eating. If you eat any more, your stomach will explode. "

The boy said, "Never mind, you can avoid it when I eat again."

3. When eating, the mother told her daughter, "Baby, you should eat more vegetables of various colors. The book says,' The more kinds of colors, the more complete nutrition'. "

Then she pointed to the food on the table and asked, "How many colors do you see?"

Without thinking, the daughter replied, "Six kinds, including the burnt ones, are seven kinds!" "4. Mom:" Why is it time to sleep and eat candy again? "

Son: "Mom, don't you want me to sleep soundly at night?" When the mother took her son to the market to buy things, she met an old acquaintance selling cherries. The old acquaintance asked the child to grab a handful of cherries, but the child hesitated and didn't start.

Don't you like cherries? Asked the old acquaintance.

Love to eat. The child replied.

So the old acquaintance grabbed a handful of cherries and stuffed them into the child's pocket.

On the way home, the mother asked her son, Why didn't you take the cherry when your uncle asked you just now?

Because, the child replied, his hands are bigger than mine. I hope it will be helpful to you and I hope it will be adopted.