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Interesting jingles in rural areas
It's hard to find a wife,
Now the bride price is hundreds of thousands.
Not counting other expenses,
I lost everything, shook everything,
Who will pay for the famine?
My parents walked around the farmland,
My heart trembled when I mentioned my daughter-in-law.
Hard work is not tens of thousands a year.
Only enough gold earrings.
No room, no car, step aside,
Stop grinning!
Ugly women still want good men,
Three choices, four choices, it's not over yet,
Women have the most say,
Interview is a waste of language,
Let's say bride price money,
The bride price cannot be discussed in the oral part.
After all, it is still money.
It's not over yet,
Clothes cost 20 thousand to 30 thousand,
Gold and silver jewelry is not included,
There is no floor pressure100000,
There is no money to borrow,
Not married, angry,
The matchmaker must be round on both sides,
Compare with each other, have bad hobbies,
My son is married, dad.
Thousands of pounds were spent on the banquet table.
Friends and neighbors come from all directions,
There are not many gifts, but also posts.
Wedding emcee, drummer,
Spend money for fun,
Eat, drink and show off,
The worst smoker, hibiscus king,
The banquet is not low, Kawaro,
Red bull with money and no money.
Nowadays, women and women have golden eggs,
Mother's family has become a million households,
This man has become poor,
It's okay to have a wedding,
Luxury cars are connected in series,
Mercedes-benz BMW holds up the scene,
The bride dressed up as golden phoenix,
Wedding perfume brands abroad,
Necklaces are like twisted candy,
Earrings are thick wire baskets,
It takes one or two bracelets to start,
Wear gold and silver to show the scenery,
When the scenery is busy,
Life after marriage is so hard,
My uncle and aunt urged me to borrow money,
I can't earn it every day.
The husband and wife turned their faces,
All loans must be repaid,
Happy days are only a few months,
There is no love between two people,
The bride's family complained again,
Scold the son-in-law and dad,
See you in court,
Deceiving people has done great harm to themselves,
Two aspects of marriage,
Mutual understanding makes great achievements,
Money is like a bastard,
It is absolutely difficult to have no money.
Speak for yourself if you have the skills.
Self-reliant people,
Don't worry your parents.
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