What does a joke mean?

Question 1: What does this joke mean? Cold jokes are not jokes that make people laugh, but they are not so much compared with black humor.

What do you mean? Connotation. The narrator of cold jokes in real life.

I don't think what he said is a joke. The narrator didn't mean to tell jokes, just wanted to

Activate the atmosphere or express your feelings. Besides, it's not hard to think of a cold joke.

Come out, it comes from life, and it is only a little easier than saying hello.

Perhaps a word-heart failure-is more appropriate to describe a cold joke. Life course

People who don't like cold jokes easily don't like them. Such people will be forced to squeeze out a face when they hear a cold joke.

If you smile and lose face, you will probably sneer at it, or just sneer at it in your heart: you are really showing off.

But now there are so many hot jokes in this bar that everyone has a small mistake, that is, sneer.

Words have no power in the morning and evening, that is, I read them now, and it takes about 1 hour to understand them.

What is it? Cold jokes often have an embarrassing taste in reality, which needs everyone to feel.

Yes

Question: What does hnjhj mean? My mother is in charge of money. My dad caught me stealing money once I thought I was finished, but what my father said still reverberated in my ears! ! ! Do not lock it. I'll get some. ...

Question 3: What does this joke mean? Unfortunately, Cao said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao were flying together, and they suddenly encountered an emergency and needed to parachute to escape. Only then did I find that there were only three parachute bags left on the plane. Everyone is nervous. At this time, Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan, cleared his throat and said, "Well, the mountain man will jump if he answers a few questions, or jump himself if he can't answer them." Others have no choice but to agree. Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought it was very simple and replied, "One." So I took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan replied: "One." He also took an umbrella bag and went down. Finally, it was Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Zheng was too confused to answer, so he had to jump himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea and saved his life. Cao secretly rejoiced. The second time, when four people met an emergency by plane, they still discussed it in the old way. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "What was the battle when Zhou Wuwang defeated Zhou Wang?" Liu Bei thought simply and replied, "The Battle of Makino." Zhuge Liang nodded, and Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in that battle?" Sun Quan thought for a moment and said, "About 30,000 to 40,000." Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down. Cao couldn't help laughing and thinking, "Zhuge Liang, I know everything from ancient times to the present, especially the military." You fell this time. " Zhuge Liang asked, "What's the name of the soldier?" Cao almost fainted and had to jump by himself. Unexpectedly, he jumped into the sea again and saved his life. Cao * smiled and said to himself. The third time, the same four people flew, and the plane encountered an emergency. Cao thought he was going to play me again, so I jumped in order not to be humiliated. So he jumped into the air at high speed and heard Zhuge Liang shout to him, "Meng De, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" " "When the school began to call the roll, a class teacher was ingenious and said to the students," I'll read the student number, and you can report your own names and get to know each other, okay? " "No.0065438 +0!" "Teacher, my name is Jiao, my name is Jiao Pei. "The teacher was a little dizzy and asked," Who gave this to you? " "My dad." "What does your father do?" "Open a pig farm!" "No.002!" A girl stood up and said, "Teacher, my name is Zhang and my name is Zhang Dekai." "No.003!" "Teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother. My name is Zhang. " "Who gave you this name?" "It's my dad. He sells pliers. "The teacher quickly took a sip of water." 004! ""Report teacher, my name is Qu (pronounced "ou") and my name is Qu Ye (oh yeah). This is the name my mother gave me. She said that a computer game crashed when she gave birth to me. "The teacher is a little uncomfortable." 005! ""report to the teacher, mother! " "How do you call names? ！” "no! Teacher, I mean my last name is Gan, and my name is foster mother. My father makes wine. "The teacher ate a pill. 006! ""Teacher, my surname is Gou, and my name is Gou Ignore. " "Your dad is a steamed stuffed bun shop? ! ""Teacher, you are so smart! " The teacher has been a little shaken. "No.007!" "My name is Kuai (read fast, send the third sound. ) This is called goods. " "Don't tell me your father runs a warehouse." "Teacher, you are too old-fashioned. My father is a pimp. " Blood oozed from the teacher's mouth. "No.008!" "Teacher, go to hell!" "What? what did you say ? /Excuse me? ! ""I mean, my name is Ni, and I'm going to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting? " "Interesting, interesting." The teacher is about to cry. "No.009!" "Teacher, let's talk about it next time." "Why do you want to say it next time, you say it now!" "no! Teacher, my surname is Xia, and my name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. " The teacher felt dizzy. "0 10! " "Teacher, my surname is Gao, and my name is." "My name is Mei, and my name is Mei Conscience." "My name is Wu, and my name is Kate." "My last name is Mao Rongrong." The teacher fell to the ground and died. The teacher asked the students to say hello, and Xiao Ming stood up first. "I wish you always smile, smile anyway. Have a nice trip and disappear halfway. Leave no trace when you go home. I wish you make a fortune ... >>

Question 4: What does this joke mean? Because the mountains cover the white sun.

Question 5: What does this joke mean? "The lioness gave birth to her cubs, and the cubs wanted to eat."

"Bitches give birth to puppies, and puppies have to eat."

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"In other words, all mothers have to eat."

Little Tom thought and thought, and finally found a guy who was born not to eat.

He said to the teacher, "Teacher, hens lay eggs, but they don't eat them."

Question 6: I am a joke. What do you mean? I suddenly want to fart when I am walking on the road. There is a man riding a motorcycle next to me, so I just want to take this opportunity to cover my fart. I don't know if I pushed too hard and made too much noise. The motorcyclist thought it was starting and was about to leave in gear when he fell down. ......

Question 7: What does it mean to ask a joke? The toilet on the second floor is broken. His poop leaked from the second floor along the pipe to the electric fan on the first floor, all over the house. Everyone who ate ran away. The joke is that the waiter said it was actually someone's shit.

Question 8: What does this joke mean? Alice thinks the girl's sentence is like this: I'm not good at talking. If there is any offense, * * * just hit me.

So the girl slapped her before she finished.

In fact, the girl's original words are like this: I am not good at talking. Please forgive me if I have offended you. Diaosi is doomed to be lonely all his life.

Question 9: I don't know what a joke means. Do you want to clap?