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This magical medicine, which has expired for more than 20 years, costs RMB 15759 each. Did you collect it?
This magical medicine is not a life-saving elixir, but it is really expensive. Recently, there are indeed stores in Beijing that recycle Niuhuang Pills at a high price. 1993, the recycling price of "Lao 'an Palace" is 2000 yuan per capsule. At the auction, the transaction price of Angong Niuhuang Pills was 15750 yuan per pill. It's not medicine, it's collection!
Shen Yao angong Niuhuang pill
Why is this medicine so awesome? Here is a reminder: in Princess Pearl, those "Ningxiang Pills" that brought ChristianRandPhillips back to life;
Shenyaoning Xiangwan
The "Shuzhen glue" that led to Zhen Xuan's abortion in "Empress in Palace";
Shen Yao Shu heng glue
In The Condor Heroes, we understand the "heartbroken grass" poisoned by Yang Guo's love flowers. Whether the "magic medicine" in these plays exists and whether it really has such a great curative effect, we have no way to verify it.
Money tree
But the taste of Chinese medicine introduced to you today was once a genuine "palace remedy"!
This traditional Chinese medicine was born in the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty. At that time, a great plague broke out in Beijing, and even the doctors in the Forbidden City could not cope with it! At this time, the British envoy was unfortunately infected with the plague on his way to see Emperor Qianlong. When Doctor Tai was at his wit's end, an official named Wu Jutong was in crisis. When he felt the pulse of the special envoy, he gave him several specific drugs. It didn't take long for these British envoys to fully recover.
A beautifully packaged pill
This medicine is called Angong Niuhuang Pill! It has good curative effect on apoplexy, cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, etc.
As we all know, in order to achieve good curative effect, medicinal materials must be carefully selected. There is a very important reason why the value of Angong Niuhuang Pill has risen sharply: Angong Niuhuang Pill originally has rhinoceros horn, which is an important medicinal material. Because 1993 banned the trade and use of rhinoceros horn worldwide, rhinoceros horn was cut off, and China began to use buffalo horn concentrated powder instead. Although its composition and efficacy are similar to those of natural rhinoceros horn, there is still a certain gap. Therefore,
Things are rare, which is called rhinoceros horn.
After all, people are still blindly keen on the so-called "authentic" and pure natural gadgets, but the old ones are not necessarily good. Modern medical technology is obviously much better than traditional Chinese medicine in dealing with critical diseases. Admittedly, Chinese medicine does have many unique features, but it must not be sloppy at critical moments.
Nothing can compare with reasonable treatment.
The public's pursuit of this medicine can't help but remind me of a joke: there is a buddy who is very stingy and can't bear to leave things at home. One day, I visited his house. He is taking a cold bath. I said, "Brother, what's wrong with you?" ? In such a cold day, there is no heating at home. How can I take a bath with cold water? "He said something I will never forget:" There are two packs of cold medicine left at home. If you don't take it, it will expire! "
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