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"Flower Fairy" (this is an absolute classic abuse, ancient)

brief Introduction of the content

"I am most afraid of two things in this world, ghosts and master ..."

"Elder sister, you are so tall and beautiful. The only drawback is that your chest is a little small ... "

"These tongues are very obedient, sometimes they need watering, and sometimes they need to open the zenith to let them bask in the sun."

"What do you mean stay away from her, joke! I want the whole world in my hands, I'm afraid I can't resist this little Gankun! "

"I don't like it or dislike it. Therefore, it doesn't matter to me that I live in any way. "

"I don't believe in justice, evil and happiness, but I believe in you!"

"White, if you dare to hurt one of her disciples, I will kill you all over the room. If you dare to hurt her for the whole world, I will kill the whole world! "

"Noble sentiment? This is just a sentence? Or is it a feeling that people who sacrifice everything for their own happiness will have? My heart is eternal, my heart is immortal and I have feelings, but I have never done anything for her. I don't live long, I don't live in the six realms, I don't live in heaven and earth, but I still lost her and myself. "

"He is the gentlest person in the world and the most ruthless person. I have worked hard for so many years and never understood him, but now I don't need to understand and I don't want to understand. I am dead or alive. Now that he is in my hands, I can do whatever I want. "

"I have no master, no friends, no lover and no children. At first I thought I owned the whole world, but it turned out to be false. Those who love me die for me, and those who love me want me to die. What I believed betrayed me, and what I relied on abandoned me. I don't want anything, I don't want anything, I just want a simple life, but God forced me, you forced me! Do you think I can get my head back now? "

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The poetry version is as follows:

Heaven changed, and the demon god was born. It's snowy, and the war is still urgent. Take the crossbow to destroy Maoshan, and the devil will refine Taibai meteorite. Powerful and powerful, there are piles of bones in the north of Saibei; Demons are rampant, and clouds are teaching grace. Wanfuxian Palace, bleeding. In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was the poison of Tian Lei, and the beauty of jade flying overshadowed the building.

The heavenly queen is elegant in interest and full of fairies; The earthly Hedong has no leisure and scoffs. There will be banquets and fairy friends like clouds; Drinks, butterflies and colorful paintings. Immersed in the cup, the birthday star Antarctic fairy Weng; Shocked the world, the red-haired dragon king of Beihai. Maoshan teenager, base name thousand bones; Ignorance leads to success

Fairy color floating, a star flying. Yue Xian works while swimming in the swimming pool. The breeze is blowing gently and the flowers are overflowing. Imitate Jin Yong's Lanling Dance, and dream Shen Yue takes measurements. Close to the top of Kunlun Mountain, bathing in Yaochi. Plain clothes silver silk, Xiangyun flowing water; Peach blossoms fall on the shoulders, and Gong Yu flies. The sword is decorated with tassels, like a river; Fahua 3 thousand, if the milky way hangs down.

Turn the waves over the clouds. The gods bowed to them and the birds sang to them. The male flies with the female, and the mandarin duck is a jealous fairy; Step by step, a lotus flower is born, a noble person without desire. It's scary all over the sky, free from vulgar dust, lofty and arrogant coexist, elegant and indifferent blend. Eyes like autumn frost, falling off the flowers of the new moon; The lips are dead and the teeth are cold, and the noise keeps people away.

The frozen ice stopped and time stopped. Look up at the sky and breathe quickly, but bend your hands and give a long sigh. When all is silent, seven colors blend into one color; The immortals are dim, only picturesque people. Four wonderful things if you say. Being poor in the sky is endless fun. The sky is vast, and I feel the extraordinary way to become an immortal; If you feel lost, when will you be your partner? But staring at the side, as if there was nothing from the side. Fairy wind flowers jump in a hurry, and peach blossoms fall. Eye color is amazing, lips slightly become warped thin; Ya da xing fa, fingers raised worms. It's hard to describe where your heart is, so why be ashamed?

Oh! Life is different and ghosts are intertwined. It is difficult to learn the method of immortality if you seek the Tao with your heart. Touching the world, staying for a long time is not arrogant; Waste industry needs five elements, so why bother? Incense is burned on a moonlit night, and a gentleman gives a sword. Report this affection and put life and death at risk; If you are tired, you will be strong. You have to stop thinking and don't show it, you are still at a disadvantage. Although the disparity is large, diligence is acceptable; Although the sword fairy is defeated, it is not a blessing. Oppose the humble, only sincere heart; It's crazy all over the sky. It's useless to despise the trip. ..... Omit the following ten thousand words to worship the white traitor.

Content label: paranormal feelings have a special liking for sadomasochism.

Protagonist: Chinese supporting roles: Bai, Sha, Xuan Yuanlang, Dongfang Yuqing, Shuo Feng Others: Master and Apprentice, Master and Apprentice, Black Scholar.

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Desperate love of the abandoned princess (through)

This article is abusive.

Heart abuse, physical abuse.

Ancient wear ancient, commonly known as soul possession.

Newly married? The red sedan chair married eight princesses of the dynasty.

Relatives But pushed her off the cliff at the moment of her heartbreak.

Life without love is futile, but it is not the cold Yamaraja Hall that wakes up vaguely.

However, it faces the most violent and cruel man, the eyes stained with blood in hatred.

Bright red wedding dress, embroidered with Yuanyang playing in the water, shocking blood on the brocade quilt.

She looked blankly at the strange face beside her, evil and violent, and hatred in her eyes could burn everything.

My heart is dead, my body is disabled, and when I wake up, I find a strange face in the bronze mirror.

Carrying the past of a dead woman, forgetting who I was.

After rebirth, where will she go?

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Xiange Wang Nan (Ancient)

Wearing a uniform and carving feathers, she didn't know that an arrow flying over her shoulder would fall into those stunning black pupils.

Romantic ecstasy for a night, but the whole chess game was ruined.

Hook eyebrow shallow laugh about the world, strategizing Wan Li, diamond cut diamond don't know is it a curse or a blessing?

I go my own way, I am crazy and proud, I laugh, and my eyes are like water.

Life has been infatuated since ancient times, and it has nothing to do with romance.

She is the first female city lord in Qiyang history. She carved her feathers on the uniform, but she didn't know that an arrow would go through her shoulder and fall into those stunning black eyes.

One is the pillar of the world-famous imperial court, and the other is the notorious romantic prince, who seems to meet ice and fire, but falls in love unexpectedly.

For the country, she married another country; For the country, she abandoned her husband and children; For the country, she ran away with the title of queen; For the sake of the country, she is willing to assist the young master for twenty years; For the country, she regards power as dirt. ...

Full of calculating feelings, ring after ring of conspiracy, and finally hand over the rivers and mountains to make you happy or diamond cut diamond?

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Never-ending bonfire love, a thousand-year dream of home and country.

Hold a city or a person? Look at a woman's hard choices under ambush on all sides.

Create a female epic after the night dream "Nine Shadows".

A woman, how to resist hordes? How can she find her lost love in the smoke?

Home on one side and country on the other; On the one hand, it is the happiness of this shore, and on the other hand, it is the dream of the other shore; One side is a relative, and the other side is a guarded home. She tried to balance and choose. Yang makes everyone happy and hopes everyone is satisfied.

I was born to defend this country. -Strings

Don't trust what your eyes see too much. In the royal family, there is absolutely no love for no reason. -Ling Youyang

I want to go to the border like an adoptive father and be the bravest soldier in the future. -Fu Xuechi

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You Ji, Jing Hong and Zhao Ying (this song was very nice in ancient times, but I cried anyway).

Content introduction:

Under the sad bridge, the spring waves are green, which used to be a stunning photo.

My sister unexpectedly ran away from marriage, leaving her no choice but to marry into heaven.

From being alone in the wedding night to knowing that her husband is unforgettable, she has been indifferent.

Marrying a prince is destined to have nothing to do with love. What she cares about is keeping her family safe.

She accompanied him, one step at a time, and won the world.

She looked at him, and the more she smiled, the colder her eyes became.

I never thought that one day, everything I believed would be destroyed by him.

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Nocturnal songs (in ancient times, not too cruel)

brief Introduction of the content

Youth travel, falling into Tianshan Mountain for no reason, and falling for a long time.

Ice and snow, with a flick of a finger, the situation changes, which is more unfortunate than winning.

What happened in Guanshan Wan Li, can we turn back?

Charming people should get used to it. Sex life is up to them.

Listen to serenade.

Content label: Have a soft spot

Protagonist: Jia Yeshu Shadow ┃ Supporting Role: Kyubi no Youko

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Wandering the Jianghu and soy sauce (ancient times)

Official documents and letters

Give you a knife, some handsome guys.

From today on, you are the gorgeous heroine.

Since then, the long journey, the recovery of the family, and a series of hardships have fallen on your head.

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What? The heroine is someone else? You're just a walk-on

Why don't you quit? -No, you'll lose money.

In this case, let's do it. It's dark, and the sun and the moon have no light.

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If someone asks you how you feel about this experience in the future.

Tell him: you're just here to make soy sauce.

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Key words: Jianghu, soy sauce, Xiaoman, Zexiu, Tian Quan, Lianyi.

In fact, this article is not abusive, but I always feel worried after reading it, but I relax from time to time. This article is very famous. Try LZ. )

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"Double Love" (modern,-I don't know if LZ likes this, but it's also cruel)

Content introduction:

I just want to be unique, but I am destined to fall in love with her who belongs to him. ...

/kloc-at the age of 0/9, when she walked out of Qiao Shi's room in the foggy morning,

12 hours later, the night flute also bid farewell to the young virgin. ...

The silent life of night flute seems to be one step behind Qiao Shi forever. Whether it is birth or love,

Only this time, he doesn't want to be late again. ...

Just once, I don't want to give in, but I'm doomed to make an irreparable mistake.

Who will be the real predator in five years? Step-by-step conspiracy completely disintegrated the marriage that was originally on thin ice.

Just, this time, whose heart is lost in the past? ……

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Rain in the clouds (in ancient times, with a little fantasy)

brief Introduction of the content

It is said that cultivating immortals is too remote,

Better be a fool.

So mother sealed her spell to death,

I just hope she can get rid of the demon book as soon as possible.

Be an honest mortal and lead a plain life.

But mom forgot,

The devil is the devil,

In human skin, she is still a demon,

But without the shape of a demon,

She can't even do it.

Since man is stranger than the devil,

Then let her monster be more demon than people. ...

It's raining, it's true and false;

Love is wide and narrow. Who am I for?

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She was blindfolded by a soft silk, and suddenly helplessness and panic attacked her heart ... Today is her auspicious day, but why not let her meet her first benefactor? In the dark, she sensitively observed every move of men on her. When the heartbreaking pain hit, she couldn't help but let out a cry: "Brother ..."

He disliked her the first time he saw her! She is a drag bottle brought by that talkative woman, and she is probably a sycophant who specializes in hooking up with men in the future. She was never his sister! He wants revenge for the debt! Since she is an apple polisher, send her to a brothel and let her use her charm to wait on men with beauty! He just wants her to be a prostitute! He's going to destroy her himself!

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Colorful feather clothes, amazing step by step, should be color ☆ want to sink, but why heartache? One step, two steps, three steps ... Her eyebrows are very low, and she silently walks to the hole he calculated to dig for her ... Even if it is beyond redemption, she is willing to jump ... Only, she has already paid him back, and she just doesn't want to dwell on it all the time. ...

Some good songs, reluctant to sing all at once; And some people, reluctant to spend a lifetime to forget. ...

Content label: supernatural spring breeze once.

Leading role: Mei 29, Luo supporting role: Bai Ruoyu, Luo Others: Flower Demon and people have sex and fight to death.

(-This sow is a banshee with a weak character. Every man likes it when he sees it Although I don't like this hostess, I still introduce her to LZ. Ahem, this article is very passionate. )

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Princess in limbo (quite abusive in ancient times)

brief Introduction of the content

The first part is the introduction-

For a special reason, she married a foreign country and became a crown princess.

Married to a prince with someone else in his heart.

On their wedding night, he said he didn't want to consummate his marriage.

She cut her wrist and her blood became a red flower.

He said that if you want to do something, you must do it thoroughly.

So she gouged out the palace sand on her arm with a knife.

In order to get rid of her, he married countless concubines on the second day of his marriage, including the woman he claimed to love most.

She was snubbed and laughed at, and the status of the crown princess was in name only.

The queen blackmailed her favorite person and forced him to have sex with her.

So that night, he raped her.

She supported his almost decadent political career with her talent and beauty.

But in exchange for his deeper disgust and indifference.

She is pregnant.

In order not to let his beloved suffer any injustice, he personally stewed a bowl of abortion medicine.

So she drank the abortifacient without hesitation.

She did her best and had a clear conscience.

But he is still in the cold.

The second part of the notice-

She voluntarily gave up all her emotional accumulation for his freedom.

I want to take this opportunity to make a clean break and end the feelings that should not exist.

He was ungrateful and furious, and re-entered her life with a new identity. He was hostile to her, but he also fell into many traps.

He faced the crisis again and again and got away with it again and again. Is it providence or is there someone behind it?

She is pregnant for the second time. Can she keep the baby this time?

When he heard that she was pregnant, he didn't say a word. Within two months, he got his concubine pregnant, too.

His mistress framed her again and again. what should he do ?

The palace gate is as deep as the sea. Can she neutralize the tit-for-tat situation on her own?

The price is to sacrifice yourself?

Everything, whether it is to bring two people closer, deeper feelings, or to make the relationship between two people worse and worse, is irreparable in the end.

unknown

The third part of the notice-

The fortune teller said that she was born a queen. So, who will be the emperor who will accompany her all her life?

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"Yan Niang" (in ancient times, the black face [author] is very good! )

Content introduction:

Live and die together, soul mate, for him, she is willing!

No matter how much you suffer, no matter how much you say, it is not enough to express her love for him!

However, in his eyes, there will always be room for her!

I think it is better to give up. Everything I have done before is in vain, and I have no complaints in my heart. ...

It is impossible to give up her easily, so it is ok to follow him everywhere!

This male pig is a super man show, ruthless, with high martial arts skills and ugly appearance. The person he likes feels inferior, but the female pig loves him very much. To tell the truth, I hate this man to death. The process is really abusive. LZ likes to abuse. You can see it. )

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Queen of the Expo (ancient times)

brief Introduction of the content

Born in Zhaoyang Hall, sitting in Jinluantang, ten years is like a dream, without sadness.

Although she is lucky, she is in her prime of life. A man in the moonlight listens to the rain in the small window.

Unfortunately, like her, the person who was a childhood friend, the glorious cloud, will never see spring again.

Being the first person in the world, learning from a painful experience, being confused in life, being determined early in life will eventually come true. Who is waiting for the afterlife?

The palace is heavy, and everyone here is different, just floating in the whirlpool.

The north and south are divided, the bonfire is completely peaceful, and there are only history books.

Sigh that the years are in a hurry, and there are only romantic figures in the story.

Gorgeous is plain, I hope people will not miss it again.

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Confused feelings touched the world/slave prisoners (ancient times)

Copywriting:

Welcome to download the VIP text of tea.

Falling flowers are poisonous, please be careful!

Falling flowers, classic! Unique style, endless aftertaste!

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She, from a noble and pure princess, became the most humble slave. Thus, a fantastic and touching story of family hatred, national hatred and love and affection was staged. Even through humiliation, betrayal and conspiracy ... this has not changed her innate enthusiasm and kindness. ...

This book builds a thrilling plot with suspense, treading on thin ice! Aesthetically sadomasochism, interpretation is like sea affection!

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Lan Qing, the Devil God (Ancient)

Lan Qing, the Devil's God (I)

Content introduction:

Despair?

At the age of thirteen, he was kicked out of the blue door by his master and was branded as a "demon god" from then on.

The word Devil God is not glory, but destruction. ...

The 18-year-old mandarin duck sword, whose wish came true because of rumors in the Jianghu,

He is with a silly girl. ...

Is it despair?

That's true. What is a mandarin duck sword? When others want to play, he plays with them.

I don't care about that sword!

But this silly girl ... what can a two-year-old baby understand? What do you remember?

But why is the way she looks at him ... to prevent him?

Looking at those eyes, my heart pulled up unconsciously. ...

He is far away from the Jianghu, and they find a place to live a plain life.

Living a boring life ... I have a small wish, but I have a big hope. ...

Lan Qing, the Devil's God (Ⅱ)

Content introduction:

Whoosh.

Why is this happening? Just looking at him makes her want to eat him!

No way! No way!

As I said today, if crazy love is happiness,

Even if you fall off a cliff, you are willing;

But just now ... she was unhappy! She is not happy at all!

She doesn't want to be like those people. She wanted to crush Lan Qing as soon as she saw her coquetry. ...

She doesn't want to! It's just that she hates the way he looks no matter who presses who!

She may not be smart, but she can read!

Dad said-

As long as she believes in her eyes, as long as she looks carefully, she will eventually understand everything!

She knows-at least he gave her the best part of her life,

Even if people treat him badly, it is enough for her to know his goodness. ...

She just wants to live in peace with him ... all the time ...

I have always liked this article and that person. This article is very special. If LZ has not seen it, you can have a look.

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