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1998 "Party A and Party B" box office: 33 million yuan.

It can be seen that he started the domestic New Year movie under the stimulation of the box office of 1995 "Hong Fan District" of 80 million yuan, and we finally have our own so-called commercial movie. This film adapted from Wang Shuo's You Are Not Vulgar is really brilliant. "Party A and Party B" created a way for huge posters of movies to enter the subway for publicity, and the effect was remarkable. At present, a pattern has been formed.

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The landlord has no surplus grain.

I won't tell you if you kill me!

A marriage without love is unhappy, and a marriage without a house is even more unhappy.

1999 "Be there or be square" box office: 39 million yuan

Xiaogang Feng began to revise the script with Li Xiaoming and Shi Kang. Shi Kang, whose writing style is vacillating, and Feng's cold humor are in tune. The film continues the light humor of both parties, and the heroine is changed from Liu Bei to Xu Fan. The box office ranked first that year.

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Ah, I see it again. This is the power of love!

The night gave me black eyes, but I greeted the light with my nostrils.

2000 endless box office: 30 million yuan

Written by Wang He and Bai Tiejun, the box office didn't reach the expected 50 million, but 30 million can still be made. Although Xiaogang Feng tried to expand southward by replacing the heroine with the Hong Kong actress Jacklyn Wu, the southern audience still refused to buy it. Fu Biao's performance in this film even took away the glory of Ge You, and Xiaogang Feng entrusted it with a heavy responsibility.

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-Viagra, do you want to throw up? -Yes, but I can't bear it. Thirteen, Louis's, 8000 yuan a bottle, I can't bear to throw up.

In 2000, the box office of A Sigh was 30 million yuan.

Screenwriter Wang Shuo is the only non-New Year film in Xiaogang Feng. Although this is a movie about extramarital love, and although this movie is completely abandoned by the lovely "Golden Rooster", all this can't hurt Xiaogang Feng's complete and beautiful feelings. "A Sigh" sold well at the box office and won back five awards in Cairo. "Sigh" has become a popular word, and it is difficult for Xiaogang Feng to make money.

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When I was young, I had a wicked heart, but I didn't have the guts to be a thief. When you are old, you have a thief's heart and no thief's guts.

These are two feelings. When I sleep at night, I touch your hand, just like touching my own. I don't feel anything, but sawing your hand hurts as much as sawing mine. You girls are my relatives, she is my lover, both sides are equally heavy, and no one can replace anyone.

200 1 big shot box office: 35 million yuan

Xiaogang Feng's ambition to enter the international market began to appear. Colombian investment, donald sutherland plays a big role. The film style has also changed from humor to satire. Although the box office is good, it is not a big breakthrough for Xiaogang Feng.

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Do you know what a successful person is? Successful people only buy the most expensive things, not the best, so our slogan in real estate is: don't want the best, want the most expensive.

Mobile phone box office in 2003: 50 million yuan.

Adapted from Liu Zhenyun's novel of the same name. "Mobile Phone" changed the relaxed entertainment style of Feng Henian's films, and began to reflect and discuss social phenomena. "Mobile phones" turned countless couples against each other, and people began to sit in the right place. Xiaogang Feng's sensitivity excited the society and the box office soared.

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Be kind.

Sleeping in the same bed for more than 20 years does have some aesthetic fatigue. (Sichuan intonation)

World without thieves in 2004 has a box office of 80 million yuan.

The attention is rich enough, and the current box office shows the arrival of the peak.

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Organized and undisciplined

2 1 what is the most lacking in the century? Talent!

I want to turn my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.

Uncle Li is very angry and the consequences are very serious.

I hate you robbers, you have no technical content at all!

"Big shot": What is a master, just eight words, maverick, grandstanding!

Anyone who wants to make money from e-commerce is a fool, and the website has to take money, and it is reluctant to let the children be caught. Hire a few swearing gunmen at a high salary, and then find a few cultural celebrities as targets. Whoever shoots will be destroyed! What does the website rely on? It depends on the click rate. If the click rate goes up, the next home will follow. How much money you throw in, plus a zero (sub), and sell it directly to the next home. I also tell you that some people talk about buying and cashing in immediately, and you can't even talk about giving you stocks. If you are interested in investing 8 million to10 million, I dare not say more, earning 100 million a year. I said dollars!

You must choose the best prime location, hire French designers and build the most upscale apartments. The elevator goes straight to the home, and the minimum size of the apartment is 400 square meters. What broadband, optical cable, satellite, can be connected to him, the roof garden (son), there is a swimming pool in the building, there is an English housekeeper at the door, wearing a wig, a special gentleman. When the host enters the door, he should say to others: Sir, what can I do for you, regardless of the matter? An authentic English cockney accent is twice as respectable! It will cost tens of thousands of dollars a year to build another aristocratic school in the community with Harvard textbooks. Building another American clinic, waiting 24 hours, is only one word (child) expensive, and it costs 18 thousand to see a cold. The neighbors either drive BMW or Mercedes. I am embarrassed to say hello when driving a Japanese car! How much do you think an apartment like this costs per square meter? I think it will cost two thousand dollars anyway. ) two thousand dollars? This is the cost, starting at $4,000. Not too expensive, and there is no discount! You have to study the shopping psychology of the owners. Owners who are willing to pay $2,000 for a house don't care about paying $2,000 more. What is a successful person? Successful people only buy expensive ones, not the best ones. Therefore, our slogan for real estate is: not the best, but the most expensive!

Sunny day: Joke, what am I waiting for? Do you still want someone to hit me? Are you going to puncture my bicycle tire? Can't you assassinate me?

Be there or be square: Do you think undressing is shameless enough? Everyone should be able to split upside down, how high a person can be easily lifted with one leg!

China people are used to putting their first names in the back and their surnames in the front to show their respect for their ancestors, while Americans, on the other hand, are used to putting their first names in front of their surnames to show their respect for themselves.

Is it XXX? It's XXX, and you're still here. The night gave me black eyes and I saw you looking at me. You are as transparent as ice in a glass ... my eyes are dark, and I can only see light in my dreams. Back to my glorious memory, I dreamed of you several times, and you stood in front of me so clearly. When I wake up, my heart ached.

Your greatest advantage is that you can be loyal to your family at a critical moment and turn your back when you say it. With a little training, a terrorist organization can be established, which is more than enough.

Sigh: when I was young, I had a thief's heart but no thief's courage. Now I have a thief's heart, a thief's courage, and the thief is gone!

Endless: Look, this is a typical mania. You are like a good person when you are not sick. It is dangerous for such a person to join the society! Take it off!

Can you make it chronic? Now that medicine is so developed, it will definitely become chronic!

Mobile phone: Are you in a meeting? That's right. Is it inconvenient to talk? Ah. Then I'll say you listen. All right. I miss you. oh Did you miss me? Ah. You were really bad yesterday. Hello. Give me a kiss. Dare not? Then I will kiss you. Did you hear that? I heard you.

A: General, we haven't eaten ice cream for a week. Even Coca-Cola is not original! It is said that all the camel cigarettes supplied to us are in Antwerp, and those bad guys in the back wholesale them to Daoye, Belgium. Even our chewing gum is chewed in the mouths of those Italian prostitutes. Oh, our mouths stink. We can't kiss those Parisians who welcome us!