Laugh till your stomach hurts.

1. A young girl has a boyfriend. One day, the girl called her boyfriend and talked for a long time. The girl's mother grabbed the phone and asked, "What's your last name?" "My surname is Wei." The girl's boyfriend said. The girl's mother asked again, "Wei what?" "I don't know why, my father and grandfather are surnamed Wei!" The girl's boyfriend said.

2. "When I drink, everyone can drink!" A man in the hotel is calling everyone together. He drained the whisky in his glass and shouted, "I want another glass." Everyone can have another drink. "So everyone had another drink with gratitude. The man drank the second glass of wine, took out a $2 bill from his pocket and slapped it on the counter. "When I pay the bill," he roared, "it's time for everyone to pay the bill! " .

One day, when the ants were moving, it suddenly began to rain, so the ants had to hide and spread everywhere. An ant was hiding in a shell when suddenly a song came from someone's home, and the lyrics were "Yi Yi Yo". The little ant listened, and then opened his mouth. Sure enough, my teeth are too dark to see.

A gentleman drove to work and got on a very crowded bus, but the second half of his coat was caught outside the door. As he pulled his clothes into the door, he said to the conductor with a bitter face, "Miss, I don't care about being squeezed into a sardine can, but when you put me in a sardine can, you must always put my tail in it."

5. A cruel news, a news of extinction, a news of despair to death, a heartbreaking news, a sad face, a news of land grabbing, a news of beating one's chest, a news of sobs, a news of depression, a news of death and a sad news.