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Are Scorpio men and Sagittarius women compatible?

Once on the Internet, I saw that the compatibility score between Scorpio and Sagittarius is 70 points. Then if you have the patience, read on and see the content about Scorpio and Sagittarius:

In Greek mythology, Scorpio and Sagittarius are like the sun and moon. When one rises in the east and the other sets in the west, they are destined to be constellations that cannot meet. When a Scorpio meets a Sagittarius, they will be surprised, how can there be such a person in the world? Because Sagittarius is the zodiac sign that has the most different way of thinking from Scorpio and the most obvious difference. When these two zodiac signs are dating together, they are completely unrelated, causing many misunderstandings and jokes——

Scorpio people have a clear distinction between love and hate. When he talks to someone he values, he will drop everything. Things, focus on each other. If his partner is a Sagittarius, the situation is that Scorpio has put down all social activities and went to Sagittarius's appointment when he is obviously very busy, but Sagittarius is either late or busy sending text messages or answering phone calls during the conversation. At this time, Scorpio will feel very hurt. However, Scorpio needs people who value him more than himself. According to his own thinking, Scorpio will often doubt the sincerity of Sagittarius, which will lead to hatred.

I have a girlfriend who is a Sagittarius. She asked me out for tea. She basically wanted to tell me how Scorpio makes her unreasonable. I listened carefully to her conversation while thinking about ways to help her. And this guy was actually careless, playing checkers without raising his eyes, as if he was suffering from ADHD.

I said, are you listening? Do you know how annoying you are?

She seemed startled and said, in fact, my hands were moving and my ears were listening carefully.

Scorpio needs the other person to make themselves feel valued, from form to action. Sagittarius may be very casual about the people they care about in form, but they actually value them in their hearts.

Scorpios like rules when interacting with people. When they contact people, they will make an agreement with you in advance when they go to a place. Sagittarius hates rules and regulations. They come when they want and leave when they want.

Scorpios work from beginning to end, and they will work hard to bear the consequences they don't want to encounter, thinking about "ending things". Sagittarius is the worst at cleaning up the mess, and is suspected of ending in an anticlimax. For example, if a Sagittarius wants to talk to a Scorpio about something, make a phone call or send a message, and he is very enthusiastic at first, but then suddenly there is no sound from the other side while he is talking, and he goes offline without even saying hello, the Scorpio will feel that the Sagittarius is People are very self-righteous.

Scorpios will say "I'm sorry" to each other even if they have something to do temporarily, no matter how busy they are. When they want to end the conversation, they will say "good night" to each other. Sagittarius people hate explanations. When he comes, when he leaves, he is like the locusts in "A Bug's Life", eating the food prepared by the ants and not bothering to say hello to you.

The two zodiac signs have different communication habits, which can lead to many misunderstandings.

Scorpios are born with the spirit of self-protection, and their poisonous thorns are always open to deal with people who may hurt them. They need a sense of security when interacting with others. When they value someone in their hearts, they will work hard to provide that person with a sense of security.

Sagittarius believes that commitment means responsibility, which will infringe on the "freedom" they admire. The interesting phenomenon is that in real life, Sagittarius may not be really free when working and having a family. They especially need "the feeling of freedom" in their interpersonal interactions. They will make many strong reactions to prove themselves. Be free, even at the expense of leaving or warning the other person.

According to ordinary horoscope analysis, Sagittarius people are thought to be playboys. In fact, Sagittarius people like to make friends, but they often can't tell the difference between friendship and love. Sagittarius who value friends often have sparks with friends of the opposite sex, because Sagittarius' concept is that if we are in love, we must be friends first . If the "love" developed under a vague concept disappoints them, they will not hesitate to give up and make other friends of the opposite sex, so people only see the surface of Sagittarius.

Scorpio is a person who makes a clear distinction between friendship and love. They will never have any ambiguity with the "friends" they consider psychologically.

It is said that Scorpios are ambiguous. In fact, the people whom Scorpios are ambiguous with are the people with whom they initially plan to develop. They have only dated a few times. If a keen Scorpio finds that the person he likes may cause harm to him, he will adopt an avoidant attitude.

Sagittarius leaves because he doesn’t like someone. Scorpio leaves someone because they like them.

When Scorpio makes friends with Sagittarius, Scorpio will misunderstand Sagittarius's usual care for him and even small actions such as fighting and fussing, thinking that Sagittarius is "interesting" in him. If Scorpio and Sagittarius are in the same circle or club, and Scorpio discovers that Sagittarius is also playful with other members of the opposite sex, he will think that Sagittarius is very carefree and annoying.

Sagittarius likes each other and will invite many friends to play together and sing karaoke. She hopes that the person she likes can enjoy the lively fun of calling friends with her. When a Scorpio likes someone, he will consider it a secret or privacy, and he definitely wants to be alone with the person he likes.

If a Scorpio invites you alone, then he definitely has a crush on you. If a Sagittarius doesn't invite you alone, it doesn't mean that she doesn't like you.

Scorpio is a water sign, suitable for both movement and stillness. It's not that he doesn't like excitement, but he spends more time quiet and silent, not wanting to attract attention. He especially needs private space in his work and life. He has a separate study or office and likes to close the door. People are often curious, what is a Scorpio doing in a closed room? In fact, what he does in the room is no different from what people do outside the room.

Scorpio is not willing to expose his life to the public eye. This habit makes Scorpio considered the most mysterious constellation of the twelve constellations. What Scorpio hates most is when others look through his diary, cell phone, chat history, or ask questions at the beginning of a relationship, especially when it comes to personal privacy. Scorpio is very secretive about past experiences. One day when a Scorpio takes the initiative to talk about the past, it is usually the scars caused by the experience that he has repaired himself. Because of this, Scorpios also respect the privacy of others very much. Even very good same-sex friends will carefully avoid very personal topics.

Therefore, the mystery of Scorpio is that he admires many "secrets" that outsiders don't know, just like Sagittarius advocates freedom. For example, when a group of colleagues in the company are chatting during lunch time, Scorpio will get up and tell everyone that they want to go out for a while. When others asked him what he was doing, he didn't say anything. An hour later, Scorpio came back happily, and colleagues became even more curious and asked what you were doing. Scorpio just doesn't say it. In fact, he may just go to the mall downstairs to buy a pair of shoes that he is satisfied with.

Just don’t tell you, is Scorpio’s motto.

Sagittarius likes to share his happiness and little secrets with his best friends. It is difficult for Sagittarius to live and socialize independently. But when you ask a Sagittarius, the more you ask, the more disgusted he becomes and the more he won't tell you. His non-telling is different from Scorpio's emphasis on privacy. Just asking makes him feel unfree.

I am who I am, free and at ease, is the motto of Sagittarius.

It is generally believed that Scorpio is a sign of concentration and persistence. Because of this, Scorpios' amazing energy and explosive power can often make great achievements in their careers in a short period of time. They are good at analyzing situations and carefully plan and prepare everything. Once they take action, the probability of making a mistake is almost zero. Like a scorpion hiding in the dark, it looked so quiet, as quiet as if it was asleep. Who would have thought that he suddenly swooped down and accurately captured the target. But in wrestling stations or chess games, Scorpio's endurance is obviously not enough. They are most afraid of falling into a situation where they can't move. After several sprints, if the situation is still deadlocked, Scorpio will start over and start over.

According to a zodiac survey of successful entrepreneurs and CEOs around the world, Scorpio ranks first among the 12 zodiac signs.

They are very decisive decision-makers and scheming politicians. They have the courage and courage to move forward towards their goals. Their natural acumen and observation skills enable Scorpios from all walks of life to seize any opportunity around them and make accurate decisions in business negotiations. Grasp the opponent's mentality to minimize risks and make the company invincible.

People say that Scorpios are cunning and are masters at seizing opportunities and using others to achieve their careers. Scorpios with successful careers tend to be focused and persistent when it comes to relationships. They will treat a certain person affectionately within a certain period of time. If there is no progress beyond the time limit they set, they will choose to give up. Because Scorpio is a sign that needs stimulation and external force for rebirth. When they deal with setbacks, they often feel very painful. In fact, they really hope to end this state of life and death by changing the working environment and the people they associate with. , start a new journey.

Scorpio corresponds to "Death" in Tarot cards, which means that the end is the possibility of another beginning. Therefore, Scorpio's concept of life is destined to be the most dedicated and the most ruthless.

Sagittarius is a natural "hunter" who does not hesitate to use body language and is slightly arrogant. Sagittarius is particularly good at discovering each other's strengths in interpersonal communication. Especially for young Sagittarius, it is normal to deal with several members of the opposite sex at the same time.

Scorpio is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, while Sagittarius is hot on the outside and cold on the inside. Sagittarius is quite rational at heart. Similar to Scorpio, Sagittarius is intuitive and observant. Sagittarius looks carefree, but in fact, while he is talking to you casually, he is secretly trying to figure you out with his peripheral vision and eyes. When you are not his type, he has the ability to continue to maintain a "friend" relationship with you without letting you notice or embarrassment at all. Sagittarius usually appears in places with lots of people, such as friends gatherings, karaoke, outdoor mountain climbing, etc. They always give people the impression of being carefree and unreliable, but they are most likely to fall into a lonely situation of searching.

When a Sagittarius meets someone he really likes, he is actually quite silent and quiet. They are naturally restless souls who are afraid of staying for someone and losing their most precious freedom for so-called love. Therefore, when they have a pleasant interaction with the person they like, they will suddenly disappear without a trace. They often use this time to think quietly and to examine their target's reaction.

If Sagittarius meets Scorpio, then Scorpio, who needs a sense of security, will not be able to satisfy Sagittarius.

Sagittarius likes to create happiness and enjoy relaxed communication. He is unwilling to bring his own troubles and unpleasant things to others, which is a typical example of "keeping sorrow to himself". People's impression of Sagittarius is that he is very happy, very heartless, and does not need any comfort. In fact, the Sagittarius' heart is very fragile. After the crowd disperses, the Sagittarius who is afraid of loneliness is always the loneliest one.

The counterpart of Sagittarius in the Tarot is "temperance", which means pursuing balance and rejecting any extreme things and emotions. He is like a warm breeze, floating freely.

Scorpios are the least likely to reject tears and sadness. They often give people the impression that they are very fragile and in need of care. In fact, this is just an illusion. Scorpios are very good at adjusting themselves.

The person Sagittarius cherishes and likes will recognize the other person throughout his life and tolerate the other person's shortcomings. The kind-hearted Sagittarius always finds more reasons for himself to forgive the other person. You will often find a Sagittarius who seems to have forgotten all about the unpleasantness of the previous relationship and continues to bring you happiness. In fact, Sagittarius is very hurt in his heart. His nature is to be happy and strong, to cherish and tolerate.

The people Scorpio cherishes and likes are at a certain stage. Scorpios are always good at discovering each other's shortcomings. Their natural fear of being hurt often makes them release their poisonous needles and sting the other party severely once they encounter unpleasantness. In fact, those thorns only hurt the other person, but they hurt themselves even more. Scorpio is in the corner, preferring to be hurt while secretly relieved that he might hurt the other person.

Sagittarius truly loves someone for a lifetime and will no longer be like Sagittarius. Even if they cannot be with the person they love, they will silently bless the other person and be able to see themselves. To make the one you love happy is Sagittarius's greatest wish.

Sagittarius is like a child at heart, innocent and lively. They are naughty, they look unreliable, they are fantastic, here today, there tomorrow. They don't seem to need anyone to care about them, they don't like commitments and any formal rules, they don't give people a sense of security, they are arrogant, and they are never stingy with sweet words. What's interesting is that people who are liked by Sagittarius will think that Sagittarius doesn't care about them at all, and even hates themselves.

Sagittarius, this is your greatest sorrow!

Who really knows the shooter? Who can understand the shooter?

A Sagittarius who looks happy is destined to be lonely. They are always looking for true confidants. They like people who are strong and mature. They need the care and concern of friends the most. They need others to give them a sense of security. They also need the commitment of others. They need sweet words from the people they like. .

When you do all this, Sagittarius will be very moved and recognize you as a friend from the bottom of his heart. But they are not good at expressing themselves. Any words about commitment and positioning will never come out of the Sagittarius's mouth. They will do it for you.

Friends recognized by Sagittarius are happy. People who are loved by Sagittarius are even happier. Playful Sagittarius is always like a child. When they get tired of playing, they will naturally come back to you. However, when a Sagittarius meets a Scorpio, because they are so different from each other, it can easily become a powerless struggle, just like my girlfriend, who spent three years in a stalemate, but her heart always stayed in the guessing game with her Scorpio.

If Scorpio and Sagittarius love each other and have enough patience and wisdom to understand each other's differences, then Scorpio and Sagittarius will be the happiest couple.

The extremes of Scorpio will be greatly neutralized by Sagittarius's relaxed and balanced character. Scorpio will stay away from tears and sadness and become an optimistic, tolerant, free-coming Scorpio. When Sagittarius falls in love with Scorpio, as long as Scorpio can have the patience to understand Sagittarius, Sagittarius' soft heart will be moved by Scorpio's affection and persistence, and he will silently change for Scorpio and become the person who has the courage to take responsibility, is single-minded, and the most secure person. shooter.

At this time, Scorpio and Sagittarius are a perfect match in each other's eyes and among the 12 zodiac signs.

This pairing is somewhat complementary, because the two people are really very different, and they can just bring out another side of each other! However, this is not an easy speed-dating combination, and it usually requires special fate. Maintain a long-term relationship between two people.

Tips for overcoming tricks: Sagittarius are really full of surprises for Scorpions! In particular, Sagittarius are not only cheerful but also smart. Faced with the depth of Scorpion, Sagittarius also understands Scorpio’s thoughts and practices very well, which makes Scorpion Being able to face themselves very easily when getting along with Sagittarius, without having to hide their thoughts too much, makes Scorpio feel relieved, and the love and evaluation of Sagittarius will be even higher!

Facing the mystery of Scorpions, Sagittarius just need to show their grace and wisdom. Don't try to guess Scorpio like other people. Showing your true temperament can make Scorpions treat you differently. After all, it is hypocritical. There are many people, and the frankness of Sagittarius makes Scorpio feel strong attraction, so Sagittarius will easily get the attention of Scorpio, and the rest depends on fate!