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1, a male teacher said angrily to a girl who was sleeping in class: I'm so tired up there, don't move down there! If you don't cooperate, you won't even respond If you have nothing in your stomach in the future, don't blame the teacher! As a result, the whole class fainted

One night, a naked man called a taxi, and the female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: I see where the fuck you lost!

A new sculpture has been built in a school-a girl holds a book in her left hand and a white dove in her right hand. The school leaders openly call the students names in the school. There was an endless stream of replies, and one of them was the loudest: reading is for birds!

One day, I met a foreign guest who said, "I'm Hong", and the foreign guest said, "I'm Fang Qi!" !

Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Aberdeen:" ... "

6. An old lady can't read, but she likes listening to the radio. The weather forecast must be listened to every day. One day at dinner, I asked my family, "I have a question." Do you know where it is? It rains almost every day there. "

7. A little mouse on the cliff waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her looked at it and said anxiously, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours!

8. My friends and I went to the top of Mount Tai to watch the sunrise. A friend pointed to the sky and said, "I see it!" " "I saw it too!" At this time, someone in the distance came out with trousers and scolded: "See it when you see it!" " What are you yelling about? "

9. Soon after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " "

10 One day, a man caught the last bus out of breath and shouted, Master! Master, wait for me ~

A passenger suddenly stuck his head out of the window and said slowly, Wukong. Don't chase ...

1 1. One day I had a physical examination, and one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by looking at my legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trousers and said, "Guess, guess."

12. After the beautiful Mongolian actress finished her performance, the leader took the stage to receive her. Then he took her hand and asked her if she was cold and warm. She refused to let go for a long time and asked kindly, what's your name? The actress replied excitedly, "Maragobi Matsumoto".

13, a man bought a parrot that can only speak two words. One day, when the master was not at home, a ventilator knocked at the door.

Parrot: Who is it?

A: Gas converter.

Parrot: Who is it?

A: Gas converter.

……

There is a man lying in front of his master's house. The master wondered, who is this?

Inside the door: gas converter

14, a person saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down to smell it, said it might be poop, touched it with his hand and licked it in his mouth. It was really poop, but fortunately he didn't step on it! ~

15, a professor was teaching in a foreign country: "Don't be afraid of being dirty in scientific research. . . "Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger, and then put his finger in his mouth and licked it clean. A classmate quickly said, "I'm not afraid of being dirty." . . "Then I poked the cow dung on the ground with my finger and licked it in my mouth. Professor: "Besides, I should be good at observation. I just poked the feces with my middle finger, but I licked my index finger. " . . "

16. In a public toilet, Mr. A was constipated and couldn't pull it out for a long time. Then another man, Mr. B, rushed in, just squatted down and pulled happily. After listening, Mr. A said, "Dude, I really envy you. You are so happy." Mr. B said, "What is there to envy? I haven't taken off my pants yet ... "

17, a gentleman was practicing riding a bike when a pedestrian came up to him. A gentleman panicked and shouted, "Stop! Stop! " The pedestrians stopped in a daze. But a gentleman rode so badly that he knocked down a pedestrian. Pedestrians got up and got angry: "You told me to stop! You have a good aim, don't you! "

18, beautiful sister, 2 years old. One day, I called her mother and the little guy answered the phone. Out of courtesy, I also want to say hello to her. "Honey, where's mom?" "Go to Huaguoshan!" "..." "Honey, what are you doing?" "Aunt, you are so funny. I'm not calling you! "

My colleague's son, 4 years old. A classic saying: "When I was young ..."

19, there was an accident on the expressway-the tortoise trampled the cow to death. Pol.ice is investigating the cause of the accident and says, Snail: How did the tortoise hit you? The lying cow in plaster recalled sadly: I don't remember, he was too fast!

Brother Ji talked with an old lady selling peaches for a long time in the street, but the old lady selling peaches refused to reduce the price, so Brother Ji secretly squeezed peaches into his mouth while picking them. "You see, if peaches go bad, you won't sell them cheaply or buy them at a reduced price." A beggar standing for a long time and wearing sunglasses is talking beside him. "Young man, I have been watching from beginning to end to see if I have a conscience to do such a wicked thing for a few hairs." Then I turned around smartly and hung a sign on my back, which said, "Have pity on me, a blind man. I'm hungry. "

One day, the little white rabbit MM went out to play and got lost when she came home. When she came to a fork in the road, a little gray rabbit happened to come over. The white rabbit sister asked, "Brother Grey Rabbit, my sister is lost.". Can you tell me how to get there? " Seeing that the white rabbit's sister was single, the gray rabbit said with malicious intent, "Do you want to know?" The white rabbit said, "Of course you want to know. Come on. " Grey rabbit said, "If you want to know, please make me happy!" " . So the white rabbit made the gray rabbit happy. After that, the gray rabbit pointed to the left and the white rabbit walked forward. After a while, the white rabbit came to a fork in the road. What can we do? Just as another little black rabbit came, the white rabbit sister asked, "The little black rabbit brother and sister are lost. Can you tell me how to get there? " Seeing that the white rabbit's sister was single, the black rabbit said maliciously, "Do you want to know?" The white rabbit said, "Of course you want to know. Come on. " The black rabbit said, "If you want to know, please make me happy!" " . So, the white rabbit made the black rabbit happy. After that, the gray rabbit pointed to the left and the white rabbit walked forward. The white rabbit went home. Soon after, she gave birth to a litter of rabbits. Can you guess what color the rabbit is? That's right. My treat.

Some people guess it's white, you say it's wrong, some people guess it's black, you say it's wrong, guess again,

Guess it's gray, but you are wrong. I guess it is variegated, but you are wrong. .........

Someone asked, what color did you say it was? Do you want to know?

He said, I want to know

You said: Want to know?

Hehe, let me be happy first.

Is it enough? ! ! ! Don't say it until you have laughed enough. ...