What are the unexpected stories in three sentences?

"I do"

"Hey, young man, what are you talking to yourself?"

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Encouraged by her friends, the girl finally got up the courage to confess.

"Hey, shall we be together? Give me a word to answer! "

The boy smiled at the girl: "Good."

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1

Two people are waiting for each other at the meeting place on both sides of an advertising sign.

I didn't find each other until dark.

"Sorry I'm late" "Never mind, I just arrived:)"

2

A dirty Xiong Haizi, holding a skateboard, has been rolling on the ground.

After a long walk, I reached a high slope and slipped down at once.

I saw him lying on the skateboard with a carefree smile behind him-no legs.

three

"Hey, how can you be so humble and selfless? I suffer everywhere with you. What are you learning martial arts for? "

"To protect you, of course." A smile appeared on her face.

"For example, if you have a crush on a handsome guy, I will beat him into a pig's head."

four

She went to his house that day and accidentally broke his model. She was frightened and kept apologizing with her head down.

He watched his favorite model break into pieces sadly and walked up to her angrily. And-and kissed her.

"Even for each other," he said seriously.

five

"Ah! Are you an idiot? I agreed to show me the most beautiful flower-it was clearly painted by human beings and it was so ugly. " A butterfly complains to another butterfly.

"Don't you think that child's smile is the most beautiful and naive flower?" The butterfly leads another butterfly to land side by side on the paper flower and feel the romance of this moment.

"pa!" The child slapped one of them flat and got caught in a book. "It's beautiful. This butterfly is like a flower. "

six

"God is not fair at all." It complained.

"As a bird, I am black and I sing badly. Nobody likes me. "

God: "Idiot, look at those people who fly high, sing well, look beautiful and are liked by human beings-where are they?"

seven

"What's in this box?" "Sunshine, I caught it at noon, isn't it amazing?"

"Are you stupid? If you open it now, it's definitely gone! " "Hey? Really, why? "

"Idiot, sunlight is mainly composed of hydrogen. Of course it will starve to death if you don't feed it with hydrogen. "

eight

I was sleeping at home that day and I heard someone talking all the time. "No, I have lived in this house for decades. Where did you come from? " I felt a sharp pain when I woke up.

Then I heard footsteps approaching, and I was too scared to move. Oh, my God, that's terrible.

"Wow, this haunted house that has been empty for so many years has finally been rented out." The landlord who went out sighed.

nine

"Secretly, I just wrote an answer in Zhihu."

"Will anyone like it?"

"Then how can something unexpected happen?"

If anyone reads it, I'll write a few more-

10

I provoked two gangsters that day and dragged me to the playground to fight as soon as school was over.

"Stop it!" My dear monitor, proudly holding out his chest, walked like a goddess in the sunset. At that moment, I vowed to protect her all my life, even at the cost of my life. ...

"Homework hasn't been handed in where have you been! Don't go home tonight! " She snapped.

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"If I were not so ugly, would you like me?"

"Sorry, you are excellent, with good music, good sports and good popularity."

"It's just ... I can't stand you eating bugs!" Miss Swan said.

12

I'm dusty, half-haired, alone, with a guitar on my back.

I crossed the mountains and seas and stayed away from the countryside. Not to promote culture and spread Buddhism.

Just to play a song "Lilac" on the land where you once lived.

13

He looked at his sister, finally got up his courage, pretended to be careless, pointed to the moon in the sky and said, "The moonlight is really beautiful tonight."

My sister looked up at the moonlight and her eyes suddenly lit up.

"Let's go to the dark, and I will fly you with the bright moon."

14

The princess who loves beauty is constantly dressing up every day, and she has sacrificed the financial resources of the whole country for a beautiful dress. Until one day, she stopped dressing up and hid in a dirty corner.

"Why?" "Because ... my mother met her prince."

Barbie looked at the girl who was dressing up in front of the mirror and said with satisfaction and some loss.

15

If you forget the anniversary, you will be bitten to death by her. If you fool around with your friends, you will be punched and kicked by her. When you get angry, you will be bombarded by dozens of phone calls until dawn. ...

That day he made up his mind to die and say goodbye to her.

She didn't cry or hit him, but just before she left, in the vast sea of people, she leaned down and tied his scattered shoelaces in a beautiful knot.

16

No sooner had I put the phone down than gay friends shouted excitedly, "Hello! Your goddess really promised you, hey, why aren't you excited at all? "

I turned around calmly and said, "Bang!" Gave him a slap.

"I would have wanted to take it out on you. I didn't expect to be so stupid in my dream. I have experienced this scene at least 1000 times. Will I talk nonsense? "

17

"Hello, little sister, my brother invites you to eat sugar."

"The teacher said, don't eat what strangers give."

"Then we can get to know each other. My name is XXX. Please give me some advice. This is my mobile phone number. " (Hum, who says I can't talk to girls? )

18

It was dark that night, and she was a little scared, so she sent a text message to her boyfriend to pick her up.

When they were walking on the road, she found her boyfriend's face a little strange. Suddenly, her cell phone vibrated. It's a text message from my boyfriend, "I'm coming. Where have you been? " She was so scared that she threw her mobile phone out and sat on the ground.

Seeing that she was frightened, her boyfriend laughed and took out the hidden mobile phone from behind ... But he was shocked and saw one more sentence under the conversation, "I am obviously ... always by your side."