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A good paragraph in Dream of Red Mansions describing Wang Xifeng’s glib tongue

Sister Feng is a "pistachio" for Jia Mu, it can be said that she is a "shunqi pill". There was once a retrospective review called "Wang Xifeng plays in colorful clothes". For Wang Xifeng, the most exciting thing is not the "deaf man setting off firecrackers" type of jokes, but her humor and humor. Jia Mu's diet, Jia Mu took turns to eat according to the water card every day, and she was exhausted. Then Wang Xifeng would say: "My ancestors just disliked the sourness of human flesh. If they didn't dislike the sourness of human flesh, they would have eaten all of me long ago." When visiting the Grand View Garden, Jia's mother said that she fell because of her naughtiness when she was a child. There is a scar and a nest on the head. Sister Feng immediately said, we know that our ancestors have been blessed with good fortune and longevity since they were young, and by some strange coincidence, the nest was discovered to hold the blessings and longevity. It turned out that there was a nest on the head of the old longevity star. Because the longevity star was filled with all the blessings and longevity, it protruded. We have all seen the New Year pictures of the birthday boy. If the birthday boy’s New Year picture was not like a peach sticking out, then Sister Feng’s joke was not finished yet and everyone laughed. Mrs. . In this situation, no one dared to say anything, but Sister Feng spoke up: "I didn't send the old lady, but the old lady came after me." Everyone was surprised, why was the old lady still there? Then Sister Feng gave her reason. She said: "Who said that the old lady can take care of people? She can take care of people as if they were watery and onion-like. How can she complain and get people to ask for her? Fortunately, I am my grandson's wife. If I were a grandson, I would have asked for it a long time ago." Wait until now." A strange weapon stood out. Mother Jia was stunned at first, what's wrong with me? It turned out that she was just saying what Sister Feng said. She had a sense of freshness and irritation. It seemed that it was Jia Mu's fault. In fact, she was praising Jia Mu for her ability to heal people. She was so good at conditioning people like Yuanyang. Like a child. Therefore, Jia Mu quickly turned from her anger to happiness, her anger subsided, her heart opened up, the atmosphere relaxed, and she could talk and laugh again.