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It turned out to be his (her) 2 essays of 600 words
It turned out to be his (her) 2 essays of 600 words
The two of them were neighbors. They played together when they were young. When they grew up, they also We are used to having each other by our side, going to school together and going home together. Every day life is so simple and orderly but full of happiness.
After hard work, they were admitted to the best high school in their county, but slowly, they found that some people were criticizing them, saying that they started falling in love at such a young age, and even these words were inappropriate. The news reached the ears of each other's class teachers, and of course the conversation could not escape. They no longer went to school together, no longer went home together, and even when they met they seemed so strange.
Life in high school is tense and orderly. Some people work hard here, and some people degenerate here, and he is one of the degenerates. He learned to smoke, skip school and surf the Internet, and also learned to talk. When he is in love, there is a girl next to him every day. Of course, the girl is not the same as before. Whenever she saw them together, she would feel a little lonely. She also wrote many times to warn him to study hard and strive to get into a good university together during the college entrance examination. However, the letters often fell into disarray and she did not receive any response from him. Reply to the letter, just like that, the college entrance examination is coming, she is buried in the sea of ??books all day, and he is buried in the Internet cafe all day long.
In this way, high school became a watershed for them. He was no longer hers, and she was no longer his her. They had become the best memories, dusty in each other's memories. Deep in my heart, I will never forget. It turned out to be her He Essay 600 words
In the morning, the weather was sultry and the students came to school sweating profusely. It's time to clean in the morning, and who would want to do that in this weather? But
Our health committee member was not afraid of being tired. She silently took out the broom and started cleaning the class. She is such a person.
During a general cleaning, some students were hanging out outside the classroom, while others were working hard. But the health committee member was often missing. At this time, the students began to talk: "The health committee member is not responsible at all. She makes us work
but where is she? She doesn't know where to rest. "No, I think something is wrong with her!" a classmate retorted. "We are cleaning now, do we have to be busy at this time?" the classmate argued.
"Okay, okay! Keep working!" As time passed, the sun showed all its energy, which was annoying. Suddenly, some students saw the health committee member coming back. Her face was red and her hands were dirty. Some classmates immediately said: "Look, she must be pretending to us to make us think she is working and is very tired." The health committee member did not speak, but just asked: "Eh? Where's the dustpan?" The classmates pointed to her, and she saw it and went out again.
After cleaning, the seat of the health committee member is still vacant. At this time, a classmate suddenly remembered that he was the one cleaning the lump sum area today, and he hadn’t cleaned it yet! The students quickly looked towards the Baogan area, and a familiar figure appeared there
. "Look, who is that?" a classmate said, pointing out the window. "It's the health committee member!" I saw her bent over, picking up debris and sweeping fallen leaves. The students suddenly realized it and quickly took their bags and ran to help.
The sun shines on the faces of the students red, but the students are working hard without fear of hardship, dirt, or fatigue. . . . . . Composition: It turned out to be him (or her) 800 words
I woke up early the next morning. As usual, I turned over greatly, but why was the bed different in height? I touch and touch, how come there are eyes? nose? mouth? ...
"Ah——" I screamed. Why is there someone other than me in my bed? No, this is not my bed or my room! ? What? Why is he still a man? Oh my god, what happened yesterday?
I remember, yesterday... I got married.
I'm finally married! Wait, I'm married? ! Why? Yes, I don’t even know why I got married, so why did I get married? Is there any conspiracy here? !
"Hey - wake up!"
"What are you doing? You didn't see me sleeping. You go out first, and I will tell my grandpa later."
"Ah - what, why is there a woman in my bed? Who are you? Why are we sleeping together?" "It's Him" ??60-word essay
Today is a peaceful day On a sunny day, I picked up the kite and sprinted outside.
I was like a happy horse, running and flying. Soon after, the kite flew up unsteadily, and my heart Ah, I was so happy. I wanted to fly higher, so I ran as fast as I could. The cool breeze blew on my face, which felt very comfortable. I enjoyed the cool breeze. Suddenly, the kite was hung firmly on the tree. The more I pulled him, the more broken he became. I had no choice but to drop the kite and leave.
Today is such an unlucky day... It turned out to be her essay 600-word library
This is me
For some unknown reason, I have very few sports cells. Therefore, my sports performance has never been very satisfactory, especially rope skipping. The whole family struggled with this and finally came up with a clever plan.
That day
Maybe I was too excited, so I got up very early. My parents were awakened by my actions. When my mother saw it, she said contemptuously: "What are you doing in such a big way?" ?I don’t know if you can persevere!\" I heard this
and felt a little angry, so I turned my attention to the "just" father's face, hoping that he could say something fair. Unexpectedly, he was lucky, and here came a "****** - without saying a word." I thought to myself: Don't underestimate me,
Let's "ride a donkey and read the song book - let's go Let's see!\"
I took the rope to an open space and was about to jump, but the rope probably hadn't been used for a long time and was rolled up. I stepped on the center of the rope with my feet and tried hard with both hands. Pulling it up, I finally leveled it. I thought secretly: These little difficulties are trying to knock me down, and there is no way!
Everything
Everything is ready, let’s start I jumped. I firmly grasped both ends of the rope and made a 360° turn with my wrist. The rope came to my feet obediently, but my feet put on a "stinky air" and pushed Li away from the door. Let's go, just
so I can step on the rope. Alas, none of the jumps were successful. But it's okay, everything is difficult at the beginning! I jumped several times in a row, but my dream has not come true. I am a little bit I was discouraged, give up, you are not this material anyway. Being strong, I retorted: "You are so useless, you actually let the promise you just made in front of your parents be accompanied by Sun Wukong's somersault cloud." Floated away. Teacher Wang, the head teacher, once said - Where there is a will, there is a way. As long as you pass this hurdle, you will defeat yourself. Yes! Nobel did not bow to difficulties, Su Wu They didn't give in in the face of difficulties... They had such firm beliefs, and what did my small difficulties count? I believe that as long as I improve the method just now, I will definitely succeed! I adjusted the rope length, ready to try again. This time, the rope came to my feet, and my feet "accepted" calmly and rhythmically. Ah! I succeeded! At that moment, I tasted the joy of a winner! I
I am infinitely proud of my success!
This is me, a me who never gives up in the face of difficulties; a me who never shrinks in the face of difficulties; a person who has perseverance I have perseverance and firm belief!
This is me
A twelve-year-old boy, a little over 1.5 meters tall. Black eyebrows and big eyes are embedded in my oval face. Above. There are two rows of white teeth hidden in a medium-sized mouth. A pair of big ears are very clever and can detect any disturbance in time.
My advantage is that I like to use my brain. My shortcomings are carelessness, impatience, and lack of perseverance
I have a wide range of hobbies: such as playing the flute and reading extracurricular books; I also like some sports: such as playing basketball, playing badminton, and roller skating. Such as riding a bicycle, etc.
In my room
, there is a large bookcase. The bookcase is neatly lined with many books, including "Collected Prose of Zhu Ziqing" "Bing Xin's Prose Collection", etc. There are also some famous works, such as "The Education of Love"
"Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea", "How Steel Was Tempered
", "David Copperfield", "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"
etc. Whenever I have free time to write, Sitting by the window, sipping tea carefully, sitting on a chair and reading the book attentively, savoring every sentence in the article. Recently, before going to bed every night, I also
I always like to hold the new book "Gulliver's Travels" that the teacher recently handed out, and read it seriously. Sometimes while reading, my eyes become a little blurry, and I fall asleep without realizing it while holding the book...
I also like to do some sports activities, such as playing basketball. Although I am not very good at playing, I like playing very much. Whenever I have winter vacation or summer vacation, I will find some friends and hold a party. I play basketball games in the morning and evening during my summer vacation. Unless I go home by myself, if I haven’t had enough fun, I can’t get home even if I ask 10 people to help me.
I also like to play basketball. Flute, sometimes when I have nothing to do, I will play a tune.
This is me, are you willing to make friends with me?
This is me
I am a fifth-grade student. I am not tall, but my body is very strong and full of muscles. My hands are very cute because they are fat and small. No wonder my classmates call me "little fleshy hands" This is also my nickname.
I have a wide range of hobbies and love science the most.
I
like to watch the CCTV 10 series "Getting Closer" the most. Science" and "Light of Science and Technology" programs. In the scientific world, I also prefer UFOs and Chinese water monster rumors. Remember some time ago, "Approaching Science" aired "Tianchi Monster
Beast" , "Hunting Tower Lake Monster", "Canas Water Monster" and other thought-provoking stories. In the past few days, my favorite exploration report on UFO events has been released. Among them, the final conclusion of "Wonderful Scenery in the Night Sky" makes me I was shocked
I was shocked because what the pilots and people on the ground saw was actually a rocket rising into the sky. That's right, the fan-shaped tail of that thing when it was flying in a straight line was actually the fire ejected by the rocket thruster. .The sudden disappearance is because the first fuel tank has been used up
. The reason it is spinning when it comes out is because the rocket fuel tank is spinning and spewing smoke when it falls. It seems that most of the phenomena are OK. Explain with science.
I also cherish friendship very much. There are some short stories between my deskmate and I.
I
My deskmate Ye Huante loves Hitting people, as long as I mess with her, I can't eat her. It's either a punch or a kick. After getting along for a long time, I know her temperament. If she is in a good mood, you can chat or play with her for a while. . If
she is in a bad mood, you must not mess with her, otherwise, you will be finished. I remember one Monday, just after the flag-raising ceremony, Ye Huan suddenly fainted for some reason. , which shocked us. I really want to thank you this time
Yao Huan, the classmate who spoke at the command podium, would have avoided the fall if he had not come down from the command podium to help Ye Huan. .The next day, we found out that Ye Huan fainted because she didn't have breakfast. I didn't have breakfast once, but I didn't faint. It seems that the girl is really a piece of tofu, and she will fall asleep at the touch of it. Bad. Although she beats me all the time, I feel sad after not seeing her for the whole summer. I really want to start school early.
This is me, a little boy who loves science and cherishes friendship.
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It turned out to be her, and the composition was 600 words long
Oh! It turned out to be him
The *** in the composition class rang, and I saw from a distance the teacher who taught us Chinese. Teacher Ming walked out of the office, but he only had a composition book in his hand. He put the notebook under his arm, his face flushed, and walked towards the classroom with light steps. Whose composition book is this?
The text of this composition is weird, almost triangular, and there seems to be tear marks on the sides. I thought: this student must be lazy and want to write less words, so he wrote a good "winner" book Cut into a triangle, I immediately returned to my seat, fearing that I would be scolded by Teacher Yuanming. After a while, I saw Mr. Yuanming
The teacher walked into the classroom with a smile. What was Teacher Yuanming selling? No one knew, no one knew...
Just when everyone was confused, Teacher Yuanming said, "This is Although the composition written by the students in our class is very short, it is very creative (Teacher Yuanming couldn’t help covering his mouth and snickering when he said this). Let me read it to you: "My Dad", I have a very powerful Dad, he has two eyes and one nose..." After reading this, the students were already laughing so hard. I thought: This essay is too bad. People are not like humans, and ghosts are not like ghosts. Yes, I really can win a "Best Funny Award"! I glanced inadvertently and saw a certain man who was silent, very serious, and his face turned red. He used a funny word. It was really better. The monkey *** is still red. Then, Teacher Yuanming continued reading: "His work is very great. He used to be a beautician in the city - a cleaner. I admire my father very much..." The students listened, and some They covered their bellies and laughed, some burst into tears, and some laughed while banging the table. I also laughed until my belly hurt. But he shed tears, and Teacher Yuanming’s expression also changed. He became more and more serious: "...My dad, I love you, don't leave!" Teacher Yuanming shed tears while reading, and the laughter of the students turned into sympathetic applause, because now everyone Everyone knows that his father has passed away, and the classroom has become silent...
Other students looked at the composition book in Teacher Yuanming's hand affectionately, feeling very sympathetic to this classmate, and very I admire this classmate’s father...
Yes, this classmate expressed his love for his father in his composition. Although the article was very short and simple, it was full of love for his father. Missing, what a touching and good article! The teacher said: "This is the composition of Zhao Xiaojun in my class."
Oh! It turned out to be he turned out to be her composition 600-character pronunciation
Composition class The *** rang, and I saw Teacher Yuanming, who taught us Chinese, walking out of the office from a distance, but he only had a composition book in his hand. He put the book under his arm, his face glowing, and he walked lightly Walking towards the classroom, whose composition is this?
This composition is weird, almost triangular, and there seems to be tear marks on the sides. I thought: This student I must have been lazy and wanted to write less words, so I cut the good "Winner" book into triangles. I immediately returned to my seat, fearing that I would be scolded by Teacher Yuanming. After a while, I saw Teacher Yuanming walking into the classroom with a smile. Yuanming What kind of relationship does the teacher sell? No one knows, no one knows...
Right
When everyone was confused, Teacher Yuanming said, "This is our class Although the essay written by a classmate is very short, it is very creative (Teacher Yuanming couldn’t help covering his mouth and snickering when he said this). Let me read it to you: "My
Dad", I There is a very powerful father. He has two eyes and one nose..." After reading this, the students were already laughing so hard. I thought: This essay is too bad. People are not like human beings. , Ghost is not a ghost
You can really win a "Best Funny Award"! I inadvertently glanced sideways, but I saw a certain man was silent, very serious, and his face was flushed It must be red, to use a funny word, it is really redder than a monkey ***.
Then, Teacher Yuanming continued reading: "His work is very great. He used to be a beautician in the city—— Cleaner, I admire my father very much..." After hearing this, the students laughed, some covering their bellies, some bursting into tears
, and some laughing while patting the table. , I also laughed until my belly hurt. But he shed tears, and Teacher Yuan Ming's expression became more and more serious: "...My dad, I love you, don't leave!" Yuan Ming
Teacher Ming shed tears while reading, and the laughter of the students turned into sympathetic applause, because now everyone knew that his father had passed away, and the classroom became silent. …
Other students looked at the composition book in Teacher Yuanming’s hand affectionately, sympathizing with this classmate very much, and also admired this classmate’s father very much.
...
Yes, this classmate expressed his love for his father in his essay. Although the article was very short and simple, it was full of longing for his father. It was really touching. A good article! The teacher said: "This is the composition of Zhao Xiaojun in my class."
Oh! It turned out to be him. It was the beginning of his (or her) composition
Learn to do things from the surface It seems that the individual is pursuing success, which is his own business and has nothing to do with others. But in fact, in the process of pursuing success, no one can do without cooperation with others. Teachers must rely on students' learning to become a good teacher; students must rely on teachers' education to become useful people to society; bosses must rely on employees' work to complete economic activities; writers must rely on readers' reading to become great writers. From this perspective, nothing can be done without the support of others. If you want to be successful, you should find ways to get support and help from those around you. So, how can we get the cooperation of others? The answer is to think of others. Only when you treat others sincerely will others be willing to cooperate with you and stand up when you encounter difficulties.
Wu Qi, a famous general in the Warring States Period, understood very well that to consider others is to be kind to oneself. "Historical Records" contains a story about Wu Qi: He loved his soldiers as much as his son, and was deeply loved by the soldiers. Once, a soldier who had just joined the army was wounded in the war. Due to the lack of medical treatment on the battlefield, when he returned to the rear after the battle, the soldier's wound had become suppurative and gangrenous. Wu Qi discovered it when he was patrolling the camp. Without saying a word, he immediately squatted down and used his mouth to suck the soldier's wound, reduce inflammation and heal it. When the little soldier saw how the general treated him, he was so moved that his eyes filled with tears and he couldn't say a word. The other soldiers saw it and were deeply moved. When the soldier's mother heard about this, she burst into tears. Everyone thought she was moved to tears, but she said: "I am worried about the fate of my son! What you don't know is that back then, General Wu also sucked the wound of his father. As a result, his father felt grateful for Wu Da. The general was so kind that he sacrificed his life to kill the enemy bravely, and finally died on the battlefield." From another aspect, it can be seen that it is precisely because Wu Qi was so considerate of others that all the soldiers were brave and good at fighting.
It can be seen that considering others is a basic rule that we must abide by in the process of seeking success. In today's cooperative society, there is an interactive relationship between people. Only when we consider others first and help others in good faith can we handle interpersonal relationships well and gain happy cooperation from others. It turned out to be him 80 Essay
There are many unexpected things, and the unexpected things that night caused me great harm.
I am obsessed with online chatting, especially chatting with boys.
One night, after dinner, our family came to my father’s office to play on the computer. My father asked me to only play games. Although I promised with all my heart, I was also duplicity! I sat in front of the computer opposite my parents and entered the Sina chat very skillfully. "Which chat room should I go to?" I thought to myself, let's go to "Xishuangbanna"!
I entered the chat room and changed my name to "Xingzi", which is my most commonly used online name. I found a boy named "Rabbit, Rabbit". I said he was so childish, and a man called him "little rabbit". Whenever he answered, he only said a few words and seemed unwilling to chat with me, so I asked him: "How old is my brother this year?" He only replied: "Don't call me brother, I can be your father." I smiled secretly. After a while, I said, "I'm sixteen, and I'm in my second year of high school." Let's see how you treat me as my dad, I said to myself. "Isn't studying in the second year of high school very stressful?" he asked me. ...Later, I said coquettishly: "Would you like to play with me when you have time?"
Before I knew it, it was already ten o'clock. According to the agreement, I was going home at this time, and I was a little reluctant to leave. , thinking: Dad may not know the time yet, I will play for a while. However, "Rabbit, rabbit" came the sentence.
This sentence almost made me faint. He, he actually said: "Wenwen, it's time, go home!"
It turns out that this eldest brother is my father! In other words, I hid it from my dad but chatted with my dad online for more than two hours, and my dad knew who I was from the beginning! OH YE, oh ??my God! I didn’t expect, I didn’t expect, my father would actually do this trick. I was really “smart for a lifetime, but confused for a moment!” Junior high school composition "It was him" 600 words
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The road to your dreams will not be smooth... It is so bumpy and difficult along the way. Have you ever thought about why the storms on the way can't blow our hearts away, but we still keep going so persistently? It's a smile... Every bright smile on the way supports every heart to go on strong...
Every smile represents a hope, and every hope brings a light and lights up every dim corner of the soul. Life That's it, you have to experience failure and setbacks. When facing these kinds of unpleasantness, if you smile in the mirror, you will feel that the confidence that has hit the bottom will come back to you, giving yourself the courage to continue fighting!
Every morning, smile to yourself, smile to the people who love you, smile to the people you love, and you will feel that you are full of vitality and more energetic in doing things. Only such a life is meaningful; only such a life is worth it. Work hard!
Smiling does not have to be when you are happy. Try to face every setback with a smile, try to meet every challenge with a smile. In this way, life will be more colorful. A smile It can wake up all the cells that are bowing their heads, and a smile can ignite the dawn of life!
Remember the smile, and erase the sad face from your life... Life is so impermanent, and it depends on you. The kite in your hand may break and fly away... Don't be discouraged, don't cry, maybe you will soon be able to pull up another kite and fly in the sky again. All this will come true, as long as you let go of sadness and stand up. Wave and smile at it!
Most of the time in life, you are waiting. Waiting for the bus to the next stop, waiting for your own sky, waiting for opportunities, dawn... Why not wait while you wait? , smile, the next stop may be more exciting! Let the past drift away with the wind, let the smile bear your sorrow, then life will be beautiful!
A smile can also promote the determination of others to move forward. .Smile slightly! Let everyone’s cells that have shed tears come alive again, and continue to praise every second of survival!
Let us keep smiling...Give yourself more reliance, we must keep smiling, Praise the cold heart
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