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When I saw you again, you had already held someone else's hand.
She ran to the street not far away, leaned against the telephone pole in the middle of the road and slowly slid down, hiding her face and crying.
Two hours ago, she got off the plane from Shanghai and went to Guangzhou to meet her high school classmates. In the huge box, the familiar smile made her happy. When a group of people were drinking wine and singing happily, the door of the box was gently pushed open. What appeared in front of everyone was a man and a woman, including a boy who looked three or four years old.
He stood at the door and said in a very sorry tone, "Sorry, we are late."
This familiar voice made Shen Meng, who was ordering songs, slightly paused. She looked up and turned to the door. At that moment, she was dumbfounded.
Yanan nodded to her gently, pulling the two around her to introduce to everyone: "This is my wife Nuan, and this is my son Yachen."
The woman greeted everyone with a smile and called her son sister or brother.
The people in the box looked at each other. I don't know how long it took. Someone patted Yan 'an's chest and said with a smile, "It's really good for you. You didn't tell your brothers when you got married. It's only been a few years. Children are all soy sauce. "
Then, there is an echoing voice.
Shen Meng sat in a chair that ordered songs, and his chest felt dull, as if he had been stung by a bee. She didn't join their conversation, just sat quietly staring at the songs on the screen. I don't know how long it took, but the girl next to her gave her a push to sing, and then she reacted in hindsight and ordered a 100 million sad song of masked elder brother. Halfway through the song, she suddenly put down the receiver and ran out. The people in the box didn't stop her or blame her, just watched her leave silently.
Until the boys around Yan' an asked in a crisp voice, "Dad, what happened to that sister?"
Yan 'an touched the boy's head and looked at the open door in the box. His eyes were hazy, and he said softly, "Sister went back early ..."
There was a heavy snow in S city that winter. Coupled with severe smog, schools are closed and roads are blocked. I finally took a day off, and the students were happy to ask their boyfriends and girlfriends out and went to the ski resort one after another.
Like many girls, Shen Meng is full of expectations and enthusiasm for skiing, so she ran to the boys' dormitory, called her boyfriend Li Feng out and asked him to go to the ski resort.
However, it was rejected by the other party.
"You are not afraid of freezing to death in such a cold day! If you want to go, go by yourself! " Li Feng's eyes tightly stared at the game in the computer and said impatiently.
Shen Yi sank, but still smiled and shook his arm, coquetry: "Please, let's go together."
"Oh, you won't go if you sayno." Li Feng shook off her hand.
She still refused to scratch: "Please, just once, just once."
Finally, after she begged for nearly twenty minutes, Li Feng was defeated by her expectant eyes, got dressed and left with her.
However, things are not as beautiful as Shen imagined. Although she is full of expectation and enthusiasm for skiing, she can't ski at all. She knew that Li Feng's skiing skills were first-class, so she called him out to teach her. At the moment she entered the snowfield, she was full of romantic scenes in which she and Li Feng slid forward hand in hand. However, the opposition between reality and ideal made her want to cry.
That day, they entered the ski resort together. Shen Meng coquetry asked Li Feng to teach her skiing. It was good at first, and he was willing to hold her hand and slide a few times. But when Shen Meng naively thought it was really good to have him, Li Feng took her straight down at an amazing speed and then gave up. Because she lost her support, she fell on the snow and rolled away in a tumbling posture, but he laughed at her and waved. As he walked, he said that when he looked back, Shen Meng had disappeared in the snow.
When Yan 'an came, Shen Meng was limping up from under the snowfield, like an arrogant wolf biting his teeth. He ran over and saw her eyes were red and tears were still hanging on her cheeks. Shen Meng ignored him and stubbornly walked forward. Yan' an didn't speak and quietly followed her.
On that day, the sun finally broke through the clouds, revealing a blushing face. The sun was full of snow and shining around. Shen Meng, who was ahead, suddenly turned his head and glared at Yan 'an behind him. He said unhappily, "don't come and help me when I walk like this." What, are you afraid that your little girlfriend will be jealous? "
Yan' an paused, touched the back of his head and smiled shyly: "No girlfriend, it's all nonsense."
"That's silly leng? My feet are killing me. " She rubbed her heels and muttered to herself. Without saying anything, he squatted in front of her and said that he would carry her. She didn't feel embarrassed, and jumped up neatly. In this way, they walked slowly in the snow facing the sun, and the picture was beautiful and moving.
Shen Meng and Yan 'an were born in the same city. The two families are very close and their parents are very friendly. They are really childhood friends.
When she was young, Shen Ma often took Shen Meng to Yan 'an's home to play mahjong with her parents. At that time, the two children stood by and watched like the patron saint of their parents. After watching it for a long time, they became very tacit. Shen Meng smiled, and Yan 'an followed suit. Even the next second, they will roll their eyes at each other and say angrily, "Why are you imitating me?" They made their elders laugh. Shenma touched Shen Meng's head and asked her with a smile, "Will you marry Yan 'an brother when you grow up?" And grandma will touch Ann's head and say with a smile, "When you grow up, you can marry Shen Meng's sister." However, the two children disagree. Both of them shook their heads and said tacitly, "Then I will never grow up."
Now, in a blink of an eye, two children who hate each other have grown up, Yan 'an has changed from a child to a handsome boy, and Shen Meng has changed from a girl to a beautiful girl. They witnessed each other's growth along the way, and their feelings were no longer mutual hatred, but became real good buddies and friends.
Yan 'an sent Shen Meng to the hospital. Along the way, Shen Meng jumped and shouted on his back like a crazy girl.
"Li Feng bastard!"
"Why do I like him? He is too selfish to treat me well! Why do I have a crush on him! "
"Yanan, you'd better keep an eye on him for me. He wouldn't do this to me before. Is there anyone else? "
"If I find out that he has someone else, I won't tear him up!"
She speaks aggressively, and only Yan 'an knows that she can never do what she says. She loves Li Feng almost crazily. She can forgive him everything, but she can't be separated from him. I still remember that last month, Li Feng got entangled with his predecessor and was found out by Shen Meng. She didn't scold him for breaking his heart in front of him, but secretly ran to the boys' dormitory and begged her humbly.
He, uh, told him to stop contacting his ex. Li Feng was impatient and shouted at her righteously, I have nothing to do with her, why don't you believe me! Shen Meng was scared to cry by his terrible appearance, pulling his arm and sobbing mercilessly. At that time, Yan' an looked on and felt very uncomfortable, but he never dared to go forward and give her a paper towel. Because he knew that she never needed his comfort.
In the hospital, the doctor bandaged Yan 'an's leg. At this moment, Yan 'an's cell phone suddenly rang. After he answered the phone, he accidentally pressed speakerphone. There was an angry female voice inside, which made the people present extremely embarrassed.
"Yanan, where have you been? Come and pick me up! I'm freezing! "
It's his girlfriend Zhang Li.
Yan 'an's face turned red after she hung up the phone. She looked at Shen Meng shyly, but she smiled calmly and said, "Go home. I called Li Feng and he will pick me up later."
Yanan with a grain of salt, under the serial call of Zhang Li, finally turned and ran out. Shen Meng didn't take out his mobile phone until after he left, hesitated for a long time and dialed Li Feng's number.
Her heart began to beat irregularly, her hands sweated and she was very nervous. However, the phone rang for a long time and no one answered. When she wanted to hang up and redial, there was deafening background music on the other end of the phone. Shen Meng shouted hello several times before he asked impatiently, "What's the matter!"
She said timidly, "I'm in the hospital. Can you pick me up? "
"You are sick, nothing to run to the hospital? Go, wait, I'll call Yan' an to pick you up. "
Shen Meng hung up before he could shout. She looked at the mobile phone with a black screen, raised her hand and fell to the ground with a bang, collapsed to the ground, hiding her face and crying.
Shen Meng didn't know whether her boyfriend was Li Feng or Yan 'an until now. Every time she gets hurt, she is not a real boyfriend. She doesn't know what Li Feng does. She is always associated with Yan 'an. Later, he said to her lightly, "You and Yan 'an grew up together. It is right for him to take care of you!" Besides, I'm not busy and I won't call him. "Shen Meng's heart was torn in two, and she wanted to yell at him, Busy, you said you were busy, what game made you so busy! Yan 'an, he's just my friend. He can take care of me, but what are you doing as a boyfriend? ! He never understood her heart, and his attitude towards her was always hot and cold. Several times, she was disheartened and wanted to end it with him, but she stayed with him humbly because she could not bear it.
After coming out of the hospital, Shen Meng limped home against the biting wind. Walking not far from her is a couple. The girl is also limping, but she has a boyfriend to support her. How is she? I have a boyfriend, but I have to suffer alone. The so-called boyfriend is madly in love in a bar.
Sometimes I think about it, she really hates herself like this, and it's really ugly never to let go.
I don't know how long it took. After Shen Meng's tears dried up, she suddenly turned to face a face white with cold. From the moment she came out of the hospital, Yan' an followed her all the time and dared not cross the line.
This is the warmest moment in Shen Meng in the cold winter. She smiled and said to him, "Come and give me a hand." As before, he squatted down in front of her and she jumped up without twisting, surpassing the couple just now. She heard the girl behind her coquetry blaming her boyfriend: "You see, other people's boyfriends use their backs, and it's simply killing you to help them!" Do you have a boyfriend like you? "
Shen Meng closed his eyes and remembered Li Feng, tears streaming down his face.
Yan 'an stayed for dinner under the hospitality of Shenma.
That day, the three of them sat in the restaurant and had a good time. Grandma suddenly asked Ann in gossip: "Ann, have you found a girlfriend?" Yanan was so frightened by this sudden question that she choked on her meal. He coughed several times and his face turned red. He took a sip of water and just wanted to talk to his mother when he came to his senses. Shen Meng knocked on chopsticks and said crossly, "Mom, you are careless. Yan 'an is so handsome. There are many people chasing him from east to west! "
Shen Ma was overjoyed and turned to Yan 'an. "Really, son?"
Yan 'an bowed his head shyly when asked. Shen Meng reached out and pinched his red face and said casually, "Mom, this guy is very shy. Don't ask him about it in the future. Look at his blushing. "
Yan 'an blushed with laughter.
After two days of suspension, classes resumed. At that time, the previous smog disappeared, the heavy snow did not fall, the sun shone warmly on the earth, and the air suddenly became fresh. The students entered the school in droves, and only Shen Meng walked on the sidewalk alone. Just now, Li Feng, who should have met her, stood me up again. She stood near her home for a long time, but he didn't show up. She turned around and looked around and found that even Yan 'an, who likes to follow him every day, took his little girlfriend into school. My girlfriend is very lively. She danced with him all the way and told him about the happy things she met recently. Yan 'an also responded to her with a smile. This painting looks very dazzling.
Shen Meng, when will she be like Li Feng? Since Li Feng promised to confess her love, her attitude towards her has been hot and cold, and what makes her sad is that his hot and cold can make all her dissatisfaction with him turn into an enemy.
It was not until the end of the last class in the afternoon that Li appeared in front of him, full of apologies: "I'm sorry, something happened."
Shen Meng, holding the tears in his eyes, nodded.
You see, he always treats her like a fool. He thinks she doesn't know him. Just as she walked into the classroom, there was a voice in her ear talking about him and his predecessor.
"Have you met Li Feng and his predecessor?"
"See, don't love? It's ironic that you eat the same bowl of noodles. "
"I saw them hugging each other."
"……"
Hehe, eating the same bowl of noodles and hugging each other, what is this? It doesn't matter what we said! She is with him, not to mention eating a bowl of noodles. Even when eating, she should be far away, let alone hug and hold hands. She always felt that he had never liked her, just as her classmates advised her, you were just a spare tire! Li Feng is romantic. I advise you to think twice.
At this moment, she not only didn't think much, but also jumped on the moth without hesitation, which made her really ugly.
Feng Li took Shen Meng out to dinner, ordered a lot of spicy food, and tried to stuff it into her bowl, saying, "Eat, these are all your favorite foods. I'm sorry I haven't taken good care of you recently. "
Shen Meng ate, so hot that she burst into tears. He is always so selfish. He never asks her taste when ordering. He likes spicy food, so he ordered spicy food. From the first time she had dinner with him, she told him that she hated spicy food, but now he says she likes spicy food. Who loves to eat! How ironic.
Halfway through, Li Feng's cell phone rang, but he didn't answer it. Instead, he stood up and said, "I have work to do. Take your time. " Say that finish, ran away. Leave Shen Meng staring at the food on the table. Finally, she couldn't help crying at her desk. The whole restaurant looked at her and sighed and said, "Poor thing. I advised her not to love anyone or Li Feng, but she wouldn't listen. "
At this moment, Shen Meng's ears were suddenly covered by something, and the sighing voice was cut off from her, leaving only the music coming from the headphones. Shen Meng looked up doubtfully and found Yan 'an and his girlfriend sitting opposite her, looking at her quietly. The dishes on the table were all changed into different cuisines.
Suddenly, she smiled.
"Why are you here?"
Zhang Li rolled his eyes at her and said jealously, "He's crazy."
Yan' an smiled and blamed Zhang Li for not talking. Shen Meng cheered up in their quarrel and boldly said, "It's my treat today. Please make yourself at home! "
Zhang Li, you're welcome, took the menu and shouted a lot of places. Yan 'an grabbed the menu to protect her from ordering. As if they told the judge about it, they quarreled happily in the restaurant.
Shen Meng turned his eyes sadly out of the window. It's sunny outside and the crowds in the street are noisy. She wondered if her boyfriend would hold another girl's hand and walk slowly on the road.
Maybe.
Yameng finally had a big fight with Li Feng on her birthday.
Two days ago, Yameng told Li Feng that her birthday was coming and she wanted him to take her out to play. Li Feng deserves it. I wonder what kind of wind he is smoking. When he asked again today, he looked at her in a daze and said, "wasn't your birthday last week?"
Yameng patiently explained to him, but he firmly said that it was over and he also gave her something.
"Li Feng! I think you have fucking indirect amnesia! " Shen Meng can't stand it. She jumped up and shouted at him out of control, "I want to ask you what do you take me for?" Spare tire? I don't like it, why do you promise! "
Li Feng was immediately stunned by her shouts and mumbled something. It took him a long time to say, "I don't like it."
"Do you like it? You touch your conscience and ask yourself who you really like! Don't think I don't know. You never broke up with your ex from beginning to end. What you will always remember is her favorite smell, her birthday and everything about her. "
"Shen Meng, what's the matter with you? Did I do something wrong? "
Shen Meng burst into tears: "Good, oh! Yes! All right! Why the fuck did you leave me in the snow? I asked you to pick me up, but you asked Ann to pick me up. An An, is your boyfriend a decorator? Besides, you stood me up again and again. You can have a bowl of noodles with your ex and hug her. Why can't you spare me any time? Is this what you like? " After shouting, she squatted down and burst into tears.
Li Feng was stunned, and he also thought that she would lose control of him and even get hysterical in front of him. Feeling guilty, he went over to hug her and said, "I'm sorry, it's my fault." It won't happen again ... "
Shen Meng pushed him away and stood up painfully: "No, no, you didn't say that! When did you do it again! You said you had nothing to do with her! But I'm tired of being together every day. I've had enough, Li Feng. I'm really fed up! Give me a relief, will you? " Say that finish, she opened the door of the dormitory and ran out. Yan 'an has been eavesdropping at the entrance of the dormitory. After she ran away, he went after her. Not far away, a bystander said, "It serves you right! Don't listen to people! "
"You see how good Yanan is to her. I really don't know if she is blind and likes Li Feng! "
Shen Meng stopped, turned and glared at the boy behind him. "What are you doing here? Did you see my joke? Will you go away! "
Yan' an pretended not to hear, forcing her from the crowd and the school. He took her to a stadium not far from the school and said, "Come and run!" " "
Shen Meng came running angrily and shouted at him, "If you want to run, run by yourself! Also, don't appear in front of me in the future, I don't want to see you. " Say that finish, turned and ran away, leaving Yan' an standing in situ.
Later, Li Feng came to Shen Meng's class to find Shen Meng and apologized to her, vowing that from now on, she would only be kind to her.
Shen Meng was unmoved, shook off his hand and sneered, "I don't have the courage to believe what you said, I'm afraid! I am really scared, please leave me alone. "
Li Feng insisted and even cried, "Will you forgive me? I really won't do this again. "
"I forgive you more than once twice, but what about you? Do you think I am a fool? "
That day, Li Feng finally failed to impress Shen Meng. Shen Meng returned home alone and opened the door, only to find that Shen Ma, grandma's family and Yan 'an were sitting in the living room waiting for her to come back.
"Happy birthday, Shen Meng." It was Yan 'an who first broke the silence.
Then, the family smiled happily: "Happy birthday, Shen Meng."
At that moment, she remembered that she even neglected her family for Li Feng. She was very sad, especially when Yan 'an excitedly sang a birthday song for her. She couldn't help crying.
In order to get Shen Meng's forgiveness, Li Feng chased her every day, bought her delicious food, helped her to be on duty and picked her up from school. Everything that has not been done to her before is done for her when she is disappointed. When I was a sophomore, I knew that he was not good at liberal arts, but I decided to choose liberal arts for her. She was a little moved and finally agreed to get back together with him.
After they got married, Li Feng didn't ignore her existence, made arrangements for her everywhere, and remembered her favorite tastes and her birthday. Like a normal couple, the two finally held hands and hugged.
However, happiness has not tightly surrounded Shen Meng, and it receded from her again, giving her a loud slap. Until now, she didn't know that her opponent was sitting in her liberal arts class. He chose liberal arts not for her, but for his predecessor. She didn't know what his predecessor looked like until one time, when she was on duty, she threw garbage back outside and saw him kissing a girl. She realized later. She will always be his spare tire.
This time, Li Feng never begged her as she did last time. On the contrary, she said simply, "I'm sorry, Shen Meng, I don't think we are suitable. Forget it. "
She threw away the laundry list and turned and ran. I met Yan 'an on the road, but he forcibly took her back to the classroom and severely beat the boy she loved in front of her.
"Yan 'an, what are you doing!" She was so frightened that she ran over and hugged him tightly.
Yan' an smiled, and tears splashed with laughter: "He made you so sad, why don't you help him, Shen Meng, wake up?" He pushed her away, grabbed Li Feng by the collar and punched him like rain.
Li Feng's predecessor turned and ran away quickly.
"I told you, since you don't love, you must be decisive. Why did you hurt her like this! " Anan pushed him to the ground like an angry lion.
Li Feng had no strength to fight back and let him play flaccid paralysis.
Shen Meng called for Yanan to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Finally, she couldn't bear it. She ran to pick up a broom and slammed it on Yan 'an's back.
At that moment, the action in his hand stopped.
He got up and looked at her, his eyes red.
There was silence all around.
But she raised her hand, threw it in his face and shouted, "Get out!" "
Because the fingertip was too long, it slipped on his cheek, revealing a long scar from which blood gushed.
He smiled, especially pale, dropped a sentence: "Mind your own business" and ran out.
She finally came to her senses, collapsed to the ground, looked at her nails and cried like a crybaby.
It was a long time before she stood up and chased him, just as he chased her.
However, when she ran out, his figure was gone.
6. Later, Shen Meng never saw Yan 'an again. It's like being in thin air.
Li Feng went to Shen Meng, apologized to her and told her everything. He said, "It was Yan 'an who asked me to apologize to you. Please forgive me. At that time, I also wanted to put everything down and stay with you, but later I found that I couldn't. I can't cheat my heart, I can't hurt you, so ... I'm sorry Shen Meng. "
Shen Meng didn't speak, stood up and walked forward.
Li Feng shouted behind her, "He likes you! You want happiness. "
She closed her eyes and let the tears overflow.
On the day he left Yan 'an, Shen Meng went to his house to look for him. His mother didn't tell her the truth, but sighed heavily and said, "Son, your absence is the greatest comfort to him. I hope you don't go to him. He is a boy and doesn't want to see you pity him. "
Shen Meng suddenly shook his head: "I want to see him, not pity him, I just want to see him, aunt, can you tell me where he is?"
"Not aunt won't let you see, aunt is also don't know where he is? Leave him alone. " Say that finish, shut her out.
Shen Meng squatted down and cried.
When Yan 'an's girlfriend Zhang Li learned about it, she ran to Shen Meng's classroom and slapped her angrily.
She said, "You fucking like you because he likes you to decorate! You are shameless. You don't know how to cherish until you lose it. Li Feng doesn't want you now, just remember who is good to you! "
She was silent and let her scold.
She is not a fool. How could she not know that Yan 'an likes her? But her heart has long been occupied by Li Feng, leaving him no space. Just like Zhang Li said, I don't know how to cherish until I lose it, and I remember who is good to her!
Since the childhood, he has been carefully following her, saying nothing, but settling everything for her. As long as a phone call, he will always appear in the first place. She used to be proud of it, but now, the only pride has disappeared, and she beats her chest and regrets it.
Later, many times after school, Shen Meng quickly ran to the door of Yajia and squatted down, waiting for Yan 'an's return as he did, but he was disappointed every time.
Until Yajia moved.
Another year, it snowed heavily again in S city. She came to ski in the ski resort alone and accidentally fell down halfway. She limped back and suddenly heard someone calling her from behind: "Shen Meng!"
It's Yanan! Her heart is full of joy.
Looking back, my eyes were white and there was nothing.
She bent down with a wry smile until tears splashed.
Just like I am now.
Six years have passed, and when we meet again, he is the husband and the father, but she can only sit on the bench, quietly wiping her tears and bowing her head to sigh.
If time could be repeated, she would not hesitate to throw herself into his arms. ...
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