Love apartment 3 quotations from little sages

1, Xiaoxian: Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday it was the day after tomorrow. Guan Gu: I testified that she also said yesterday that it was the day after tomorrow.

2, Xiaoxian: Oh, I see, you are wearing Bibi Shuang into the coffin, and you want to save face.

3. Xiaoxian: The bar doesn't sell wine, but sells salted fish.

4. Fairy: You two have nothing to do when you are full.

5. Fairy: It's all customized anyway. Why use Hu Yifei? Lin Chi-ling ... (How evil!

6, Xiaoxian: University teachers flirt with disabled people, you will be red.

7. Fairy: My soul has been violated! Zi Qiao: Does it still hurt?

8. Fairy: Lisa, you brush tea, no, Lisa, you drink teeth.

9. Xiaoxian: There are three kinds of people in this world, male, female and female doctor. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.

10, Xiaoxian: As we all know, Comrade Hu Yifei is a wonderful flower among many residents who love apartments. With her unique personality charm, she has monopolized many records of the apartment for many years, including: the most unreasonable. I like to meddle. The highest education. Loudest sound. And-the best.

1 1, Xiaoxian: Look, an irreplaceable, impeccable and incomparable good man, so happy to make a decision to support such a technical job, who am I?

12, Xiaoxian: We can have dinner together at noon today.

13, Xiaoxian: Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and K is pure handsome.

14, Xiaoxian: Fuck your grandmother's banana peel, this product is dead!

15, Xiaoxian: What do you want to do, are you going to marry Yifei or his mother?

16, Xiaoxian: In the past, advertisements were inserted in TV dramas. When the advertisement came out, all the audience went to the bathroom. It's good to insert TV plays in advertisements now. As soon as the opening song came out, the whole audience went to the bathroom!

17, Xiaoxian: Do you girls have any healthy hobbies? They are surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet and shopping.

18, Xiaoxian: Why are all the good things yours and the bills mine? Fairy: I am not a casual person! Yifei: You don't look human!

19, Xiaoxian: A perfect man should show grace and self-cultivation everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and concern.

20. Xiaoxian: What pressure do you two young men and women with physical and mental disabilities have?

2 1, Xiaoxian: Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, it is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.

22. Fairy: I thought I was a god, and I could settle myself and help all beings. But in the end, there was nothing. I'm sorry I couldn't help you realize your wish. I'm not God. I'm lonely.

23. Fairy: Listeners and friends, I'm the good guy and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

24. Fairy: Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

25. Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, since Heaven has given talents, let them find jobs! Outdoor camping is a miracle.

26, Xiaoxian: As the saying goes, wine is full of desire and has nothing to do with eating.

27. Fairy: Just like Zi Qiao's hair.

28, Xiaoxian: There is a saying that there is no real singing at the party, there is no truth in the interview, and there are no beautiful women on the radio. These are the three unchanging laws of the media!

29. Fairy: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

30. Fairy: (Look at the new Princess Zhu Huan. Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or Zhang Wei?

3 1, Xiaoxian: You can't hang yourself on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.

32. Xiaoxian: It's strange that such a high chassis can still play. Is this cat's leg longer than mine?

33. Fairy: If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

34. Xiaoxian: Hey, Guan Gu, there are two pigeons in this picture and a dead sheep below. What do you mean?

35, Xiao Xian: This disgusting feeling will make all human beings, * * a tight, tiger body a shock.

36. Fairy: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!

37. Fairy: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don't realize how bad the content is.

38. Xiaoxian: I want to eat my stomach when I pull it out.

39. Fairy: As for me, except for the * * seal on the sofa, there is no evidence of living at all.

40. Xiaoxian: Yifei ... Xiaofeifei ... Feifei ...

4 1, Xiaoxian: Say what? You won't tell her a joke at this time, will you? Then you are really a joke.

42. Xiaoxian: She developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu!

43. Fairy: If people with brain damage can fly, then this place is simply an airport.

44. Fairy: With my help, Nolan got divorced. In order to thank me, she took special care of me. It's a little obscene, bah, too obscene.

45. Fairy: I have learned a new game now, which is called playing coins with cows.

46. Fairy: I am not a casual person. Yifei: You don't look like a casual human being.

47. Xiaoxian: You see, a good man is him, and he is my father.

48. Fairy: If cakes can take shape naturally, why did humans invent ovens?

49. Xiaoxian: "Chen Meijia!" (Hu Zhanan turns back to Xiaoxian: "Yo ... little thing, it looks really chic."

50. Xiaoxian: Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

5 1, Xiaoxian: This story tells us not to dislike others, because you may also be disliked by others; On the other hand, don't be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may dislike others at any time. It is because I have always believed in this that I am alive today.

52. Fairy: Welcome to your moon, my heart.

53. Xiaoxian: Why do 90-year-old ladies come back to life, why do hundreds of sows scream in the middle of the night, why do girls' dormitories often get stolen, and why do instant noodles in supermarkets encounter black hands? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality? Please pay attention to tomorrow. Xiaoxian has something to say. A good man is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian.