God replies to a cold joke.

Landlord: In a word, let all 24 female guests turn off the lights, if you are the one.

Reply: Hello everyone, I come from Dongguan, Guangdong.

Landlord: I like a girl who is 6 years younger than me and is still in junior high school. This is a sin.

Reply: It is really sinful to remove the word like.

Landlord: One day a hunter went to the forest with a bow and arrow. One arrow hit an antelope accurately, and the other arrow hit a tiger accurately. Then he met an orangutan. The orangutan picked up a bow and arrow and shot an arrow accurately. The orangutan caught it with his left hand. The hunter didn't give up and shot another arrow. The orangutan grabbed it with his right hand and finally the orangutan died. . . Q: How did the orangutan die?

Reply: It stabbed itself to death when it hammered its chest and howled!

Landlord: Angelo said that? Now the Premier League is very balanced, but in my opinion, Manchester City has the strongest lineup? . Arsenal are playing well now, but this is because of our help from Real Madrid. It was my decision to sell Ozil. When you bought Bell, it was difficult to find Ozil's position in the team, but he needed to play.

Reply: My aunt who sells pancake fruit said to me: Only with my help can you fill your stomach. ? As good as not paying!

Landlord:? I did it, suit yourself! ? The t-shirt hanging on the balcony said to the coat.

The coat said to the T-shirt, I'm wet, you do it.

Landlord: Does the World Cup affect X's life?

Reply: No! Can't we have an intermission? 15 minutes is quite long, 15 minutes is enough!

Landlord: My monthly salary is six figures, and my monthly expenses are above five figures. Jojo, am I rich?

Answer: The truly rich are in control of how they spend their money. Li Ka-shing, for example, buys things anywhere in Hong Kong, and finally the money goes back to her own hands.

Landlord: Actually, Newton was just lucky to discover the law of gravity. If I had been born 300 years earlier, I could have done it!

Answer: He is really a lucky man, because it was an apple that hit his head, and it was either durian or coconut that hit the poor landlord's head.

Landlord: Let's tell a story with a horrible beginning, a funny middle and a tragic ending. For example, once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and died.

Answer: I met Sister Furong, fell in love with Sister Furong and married Sister Furong.

Landlord: Ma Yili gave birth to a daughter. Because she is nine years older than Wen, what is her daughter's nickname? Jiu-Er? .

Reply: Wu Bai's father is really miserable.

Landlord: How to fall asleep quickly?

Answer: decorate your home like a classroom.

Landlord: I have been with my girlfriend for a year, and I don't know how to calm my girlfriend down.

Reply: Just a few words? Are you right? Buy it?

Landlord: What is the most wonderful Taobao comment you have ever seen?

Reply: It's for friends. Especially ugly, praise!

Landlord: It's a woman, too. Why is it that girlfriends are easy to coax and mothers-in-law are difficult to coax?

Answer: Because my mother-in-law was cheated once.

Landlord: Three people beat your brother. Will you help?

No, I think three people are enough!

Landlord: I want to know why I don't have a girlfriend, because I don't smoke or drink.

Do you have money to smoke and drink?

Landlord: I heard that eating ribs often can sharpen your chin. Is it true?/You don't say.

Answer: It's true, because once, I chewed ribs and my chin dislocated, and my chin often dropped by two centimeters.

Landlord: Is appearance really that important?

No one will touch your beautiful heart from your sloppy appearance.

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