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When summer comes, Tik Tok's prose (commonly used in 40 sentences) keeps exercising.
2. Fitness can prolong life, so we can't wait any longer.
3. Exercise does not sweat, and the purpose is difficult to achieve; Practice sweating, don't look at minor illnesses; Don't be the wind when you sweat, lest you get sick.
4. Get used to the weather after autumn, go to bed early and get up early, and never stay up late. Health is the only way to have a good life. Keep exercising … Good morning!
Good luck, heroes of all ages. Don't look at seventy or eighty years old. Heroes and teenagers have a high interest in running and jumping since ancient times. Table tennis, badminton and aerobics, all kinds of exercises are fighting. A dashing man is better than the college entrance examination on the sports field. National Fitness Day is coming. I wish you health and happiness!
6. Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
7. I passed quickly and I was angry and annoyed.
Whether studying or exercising, both soul and body must be on the road.
9. Gym for five months. From a little fat man to his present figure! I don't know how much sweat I have shed along the way. But I think it's all worth it.
10. Still death, only exercise can knock on the door of eternal life.
1 1. I feel that coming to the gym can pour out all the negative energy through sweat …
12. Cheerful thinking and relaxed mood are the foundation of health. It is my many years' experience to combine body and brain and exercise first.
13. Being sick makes people suffer, exercise makes people taste the sweetness, and health makes people look forward.
14. The biggest disadvantage of mediocre people is that they often feel better than others. Franklin
15. If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.
16. Encourage yourself to exercise every day, keep exercising, keep exercising, build vest lines, build abdominal muscles, build cartoon legs, split a big vertical fork, and then come to a big horizontal fork.
17. As a fitness enthusiast, don't forget to exercise when you go out. Although it is a little difficult to stick to your schedule outside, there are still many ways to do some training. The gym in the hotel, the street in a strange city, the carpet in the room and the spa across the street can all be your fitness places. Don't be lazy.
18. Health is golden, health is right, health is happiness, and health is the future.
19. Exercise is the nourishment of life, and fitness is the beautician of youth.
20. A man brought two crayfish so late, and the sweat in the gym was wasted these days.
Tik Tok Essays 2 2 1. Don't envy others' gorgeous abdominal muscles, because you can't see their efforts.
22. A good figure is only reserved for people with perseverance!
23. Guide thinking, the environment is created by heart. Illness is born by thinking, and illness is born by heart.
24. It is painful to shape yourself, but in the end you can gain a better self.
25. Four elements of health: optimistic mood, moderate exercise, adequate sleep and balanced nutrition.
26. Health comes from exercise, life comes from exercise, and you should exercise everything you want.
27. Health is not everything, but without health, there is nothing.
28. There is only one kind of failure in the world, and that is to give up halfway!
29. Are you tired? Tired is right. Comfort is a matter for the dead.
30. The essence of life lies in exercise, and tranquility is death.
3 1. Mind your own business. Live your day well. Finish your homework on time. Keep exercising. Control your temper.
32. One day when you understand what self-denial is, you will naturally come back and push up with me.
33. Summary of insomnia: Only by exercising every day can you have a good sleep.
34. I want a strong existence when I am alive, even if this existence is destined to make me lonely!
35. Going to bed early and getting up early is good for your health, and you can grow up with pigs! Exercise, exercise, fitness, fitness!
36. Fitness makes life colorful; Health makes life interesting.
In our country of working people, we need millions of people who are strong, strong-willed, fearless, energetic and persistent. -(Lenin)
38. There are 10,000 reasons to give up, and only one belief is needed to persist!
39. Reading is to talk calmly with people without quality, and fitness is to let people without quality talk calmly with you.
40. The sweat of music and gym exercise is just right, and there is a little progress every day ~
Tik Tok's hilarious homophonic sketch "Super Fire" (40 general sentences)
Tik Tok hilarious homophonic essay 1 1. It's too hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.
If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes won't bite.
I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."
The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"
I have not been invited, so what are you going to do?
6. You are too bad. Do you have an English name called Paul, because Paul is too bad (Kochakin)?
7. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.
8. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"
9. You didn't even reply to my message. Did you return the Sichuan pork?
10. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, and we can't let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "
1 1. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan, and he is really a master in this respect.
12. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!
13. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"
14. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?
15. What Lu Tihai said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.
16. I don't like it if you don't like it. Who should I send the selfie to?
17. You don't even look for me in love, so what are you talking about? Tell me about crow's feet.
18. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.
19. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days, so sexy.
20. A teenager ate his classmate, who was just a teenager.
Funny homophonic stalks on the Tik Tok fire Part II 2 1. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
22. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.
Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. Strawberries grow slowly. Piggy said to strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.
24. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.
25. you didn't stay up all night What are you doing up late, Ollie?
26. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.
27. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."
28. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?
29. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because my aunt is afraid of leaving her to sweat.
30. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?
3 1. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they were scattered after washing. Did you hear that? They dispersed a long time ago.
You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?
33. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".
34. Don't even add my WeChat. Did you add Pirates of the Caribbean?
35. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.
36. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."
37. Do you like a lady's style or my epilepsy?
38. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?
39. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.
40. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.
A copy describing the past winter and the upcoming Spring Festival (a collection of 40 sentences)
A copywriting article describing the upcoming Spring Festival in the past winter-1. There are colorful flowers singing and dancing on the ground. The grass stuck its head out of the soil and stretched itself. Seeing that spring came, it quickly adjusted its hairstyle. Flowers and bones are also sticking out, and the spring breeze tells it that spring has arrived.
Every time I hear someone say, "Spring is coming! Spring is coming! " I always wonder: where is spring? To solve this mystery, I went to look for spring.
3. In the distance, there seems to be a family, and there seems to be smoke curling up. I seem to see a happy picture. Oh, how desirable! Is this spring? "cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep- At this time, one? The soft sunshine fell on me, and the tree became golden and shiny. Oh, so you are fighting for Xiangyang tree! Spring has come, and the sun is yours. Lights and branches are your stage, so you should sing loudly. Sing! Spring is yours!
I have found spring. In fact, it's all around us. The buds on the trees, bright flowers and lovely swallows are all incarnations of spring, which add endless vitality to the lonely earth!
In February and March of spring, the breeze blows slightly, and the drizzle falls from the sky for no reason. Thousands of soft willows relaxed their yellow-green eyes, red, white and yellow flowers, green grass and green leaves all gathered together like people at the fair, forming a brilliant spring.
6. The green grass is in full bloom around the tree, just like the blanket of the tree.
7. Spring is really refreshing. The grass germinates at this time, the tree draws a flower at this time and blooms at this time. Everything straightened up under the wings of the severe winter, showed strength and started fighting, which constituted the magnificent scenery of nature in spring.
8. The spring rain is continuous and gentle. It moistens the earth, caresses it and whispers to it. When people are unconscious, they quietly merge into a river and accumulate into a deep pool. Ah, it is the spring rain that brings green life to the pool.
9. Take a leisurely walk while drinking Lulu. It turns out that today-March 14, I was inspired and suddenly decided to look for the footprints of spring.
10. When we came to the park, we saw that the buds of the winter jasmine had been exposed, like a shy little girl who refused to show her face. The petals of the rose are slowly opening.
1 1. In the early morning, at dusk, in the fields, in the mountains, in the cities and on the country roads, people's smiling faces, people's figures, songs, hopes and happiness are everywhere.
12. The rain in spring is soft, and only the spring rain beats the branches and leaves of bamboo. Rain sometimes falls in a straight line and sometimes floats with the wind, leaving a beautiful image of smoke, fog, yarn and silk. The splashing rain flower seems to be a beating note on the piano, playing a beautiful melody.
13. Spring has come, the snow melts, spring blossoms, everything wakes up, and the green grass quietly drills out of the ground.
14. The playful spring girl came to our world with light steps. She painted a colorful and vibrant world with colorful paintings.
15. Spring is like a painting. It collects the colors of nature and makes the flowers compete in the painting.
16. Spring is coming. The children took off their cotton-padded jackets, rushed out of the house and ran to the fields in search of spring. Beautiful spring is like a lovely little girl, hiding from each other.
17. It is said that spring is an ocean of flowers. Pink is elegant, white is dignified, red is warm, purple is affectionate and strong. Flowers bloom, bringing the vitality and vigor of spring.
18. The spring rain is continuous and sprinkled on the buttonwood tree in the yard. Sasha vujacic plucked the strings gently like a musician and swallowed mulberry leaves quietly like a silkworm baby.
19. The performances in the garden are so moving, the songs in the garden are so wonderful, the accompaniment in the school is so harmonious, and the accompaniment in the street is so beautiful. Spring songs are like poems. Spring songs make people want to stay. Spring songs are so amiable.
20. On the Su Causeway, Sister Liu was combing her silky long hair, while Sister Tao and Brother Feng were frolicking and blushing. Looking at this picturesque scenery, I feel an indescribable comfort and happiness like the tidal water of Qiantang River. I couldn't help raising my camera and taking pictures of the beautiful scenery.
Describe the coming Spring Festival in the past winter. Chapter 2: 2 1. Pure and clean, proud; Spring, warm sunshine, approachable. I love it more than the latter. At this point, the cold winter has passed and it is early spring. The weather was very cold at first, and there were a few rays of bright spring outside the window. Spring has really come. ...
22. Among all the flowers, only the winter jasmine dominates. When you stroll on the Lian Xin Bridge on campus, it is more full of spring scenery. The winter jasmine beside the bridge is swaying in the wind, especially dazzling among the green branches. When the spring breeze blows, the branches sway with the wind, and the flowers blink, just like a small fish lamp in the blue waves, making people feel like they are in a water town. Buttonwood is the most fashionable. As long as spring comes, it blooms before it sprouts. Look at the buttonwood trees on both sides of the classroom, and the morning glory hanging on the branches can't wait to blow the horn of spring, cheering and calling: "Spring is coming, spring is coming!" "
23. Spring has come, and the wind knows. It struggled to blow away the severe winter, and it knew it. It sold too much in the days when the snow was falling. The wind in spring is called spring breeze. After a winter dancing with ice and snow, it came gently, in sync with spring. People say that spring means spring breeze. The spring breeze gently kissed the grassland, and the grassland was dyed green by the spring breeze. The spring breeze slowly turns around the mountain, and the mountain puts on its new green dress with a smile. The spring breeze blows on the river, the spring water flows eastward and the stream wakes up. The fish in the river have long been looking forward to the spring breeze.
24. Here, Fang Qun is in full bloom silently and enthusiastically. In downtown, people like to talk about competing for beauty, but here, no matter how warm the flowers are, there is no meaning of competing. This is just a feast, and every flower will decorate it to celebrate the awakening of spring. Compared with the spring here, the spring in the south is also a little less.
25. Where is spring? Spring is in the green forest. Leaves grow green leaves, and trees have tender leaves. Later, it will grow more and more, like a green flower. Later, it will become dark green and more beautiful.
26. There are green grass everywhere, and there are several dewdrops on the leaves, which shine against the sun.
27. Spring has come, the grass has come out for a walk, the flowers have come out to see the scenery, the willows are shaking their long green braids, and the streams are jingling.
28. The buds on the branches of Chinese fir are quite full and tender, reflecting the bright sky.
29. The spring breeze dispersed the cold winter and ushered in the pink and green seasons. The ancients said: "The mountains and rivers are beautiful in the evening, and the flowers and plants are fragrant in the spring breeze. Mud melts and swallows fly, sand warms and mandarin ducks sleep. " It's wonderful to describe this picturesque spring with this poem! Wonderful!
30. In the spring breeze, people walk into nature, let go of their bodies and minds, be energetic and live comfortably. The branches honed by the wind and snow have changed their stiff posture in winter, and their manners are soft and delicate, full of youthful atmosphere! The grass everywhere seems to hear the assembly number of the charge and rush out to cheer for spring, cheer for spring and add vitality to spring!
3 1. In spring, the spring rain is continuous, the green bamboo mountains and green bamboo forests are like a hazy and dreamy ink painting. Rain and fog spread on bamboo leaves, rustling like a girl stroking strings, like a silkworm swallowing mulberry leaves.
32. Bees are buzzing around, busy picking flowers and making honey.
33. The sunshine in spring is particularly bright, and the girls in spring smile. Sunlight and red beams come and touch you gently, like a young mother's hand. I really want to pick a spring sunshine as a bookmark. Then, the sunshine every day can be caught in the gap of the book, brilliant and incomparable. When you open the book, there will be warmth in your arms.
34. Spring came to the frozen river. A red sun warms the river every day, helping the river melt the covered ice. Slowly, the river returned to its original appearance. Flowing smoothly, playing the Sonata of the River, tinkling, as if thanking Miss Chun.
35. The sky is clear in Wan Li. Miss Chun squinted in the sun. The new green leaves and the fog and smoke in the fields are like her clothes. With the pace of her spring, the green grass broke through the ground and stood out almost with her feet.
36. After several drizzly spring rains, the mountains are green and the streams flowing at the foot of the mountains are more and more swift and beautiful.
37. "All love can't be caged. An almond goes out of the wall." Spring in a vibrant campus is like an inscription on an ancient wall, which cannot be erased. Everything came quietly. It came too suddenly, with a little surprise and joy. There are many dreams in that sunny spring garden.
38. Spring came, the snow and ice on the mountain melted, the flowers woke up, the grass slipped out of the soil, the wild flowers all over the mountain laughed, and the spring girl came from the kingdom of spring.
39. When spring comes, everything wakes up from a deep sleep and plants begin to sprout. Rows of willows hang with goose yellow branches, poplars straighten their thick branches, mulberry trees grow thick leaves, mango trees are like a rolling Lv Yun, and peach trees take out green buds ... What a colorful scene.
40. Spring is coming. Swallows and geese are going to return to the north. Migratory birds like this are afraid of winter, unlike sparrows, which have strong ability to resist severe winter snow disasters. Cuckoo also lost no time in "Cuckoo ... Cuckoo" every morning, reminding farmers to sow regardless of fatigue. But less than a month later, when the farmer finished sowing and was about to catch his breath, those cuckoos were very sensible and no longer called "cuckoos … cuckoos". Occasionally, I hear one or two cries of "cuckoo, cuckoo", either cuckoo is in danger or cuckoo is boring.
Novice mother Tik Tok· Shawa shares her daily life essays (40 common expressions)
Tik Tok Shawa, a novice mother, shares her daily life essay (Part I) 1. I hold you, you hold me, and walk slowly on a long road.
I don't know what made me so happy, so I lay down with a smile.
Children are natural performers.
All love is given to our children, to accompany them to grow up and fly together!
It is your follow-up, always reminding me that I must not make mistakes.
6. We will always be by your side. No matter what difficulties you encounter, even if you have to deal with the whole world, please don't forget that your parents love you and support you forever.
7. Children, parents are grateful. Thank god for giving us this healthy, smart and lovely little guy, which makes us know how to cherish it more.
8. Having a baby, nursing, staying up all night, love is endless.
9. If it rains and you take a walk after dinner, choose a circle of friends for a walk.
10. The boat of friendship may capsize, but Dad's big boat will never capsize.
1 1. A life is born like this, and a love continues like this. Some people say that girls are angels with broken wings.
12. Since you came to this world, you have been our light and our sugar.
13. Seeing your lovely smile, it seems that all the fatigue has disappeared today.
14. When you try to finish the last two grains of rice in a bowl, I will miss your seriousness and growth! Please slow down, slow down.
15. I wish you wisdom, beauty, peace, health, happiness, wonderful life and carefree every day in the future.
16. Perfect picture, you need to describe it stroke by stroke, no matter how difficult it is, I will accompany you with my love.
17. I am lively and happy every day. Cocoa is healthy and healthy! Happy new year is coming, the deer bell is ringing, happy new year is coming, I give you a gift to light up your future. Say hello and I'll send my best wishes.
18. I have never seen you, but I have loved you for a long time, and I still can't get tired of watching it day and night.
19. Holding your softness, you put on the hardest armor.
20. When I don't know the meaning of life, you come to me at this moment and tell me that the future can be expected.
Novice mother Tik Tok· Shawa's Essay on Sharing Daily Life (Part 2) 2 1. I hold you, you hold me, I grow up with you, and you accompany me to my old age.
Although you have repeatedly proposed to attend cram school, your mother never takes action because she wants you to have a happy childhood. Mom just keeps all kinds of books at home at your fingertips, because mom pays more attention to the cultivation of your character and character. This is a pair of crutches to help you walk the long road of life.
23. You are the endless expectation of parents.
24. Today is also a tough day for my mother's mother. What my mother wants to tell herself is that everything I have given is so worth it. You are my mother's hard-won life gift, and I will cherish it even more. My mother will be happy, too, because you have brought me infinite happiness.
25. You grew up cute, cute, naughty and funny.
26. I used to take selfies by myself, but now I take them with my baby.
27. As vast as the sea, as warm as sunshine, as sweet as rain and dew, as selfless as candles, as endless as time.
28. Abuse me thousands of times every day and treat you as your first love.
29. Xiong Wa is also a demon, and she loves it deeply and naturally.
X years after I met you, my love for you only increased.
3 1. She is my proudest work.
32. Sometimes, her innocence, crystal clear and pure are touching. She has her sacred logic and intelligence, and has a unique perspective on the world belonging to children; There are children's happiness and children's troubles.
I always feel that Bob is too obedient and loves his mother too much, as if he knew he had a lazy mother.
34. You know what, son? When you were born, your mother thought she was the happiest person in the world!
35. You are so cute that my mother can't put it down. My mother always likes to take you with her every business trip. I remember my mother climbing Lushan mountain behind your back, and everyone laughed at me. Yes, your smiling face is mom's greatest happiness! Slowly, you go from playing with your uncles and aunts to climbing the mountain and taking the wooden bridge by yourself, and actively exchange performances with you. Suddenly, my mother realized that you had grown up.
36. Baby, you are going to bed. It won't be long without sleep.
37. The glittering silver light in the air surrounds colorful dreams. I wish you all your wishes with your hands folded.
38. Strong body, fast growth, the longer the cuter.
39. Children, may you be healthy, happy and safe; I want to thank and praise God and pray silently for your wisdom.
40. Thank you, my dear child! I hope we will continue to embrace childlike innocence and walk the world with you, and I hope you will have a heart that can hold the world when you grow up.
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