Road closure joke

Along the way, the wind and rain followed.

Scenery all the way, landscape painting.

An old couple, a group of middle-aged women.

It is the most beautiful finishing touch of landscape painting.

Every earth building

By the green hills and streams.

Every household

Smile harmoniously and smoke from the kitchen.

A meal and a porridge come from nature.

One hospital and one well contain tranquility.

The earth wall is made of wood and full of wisdom.

Tipo's hair is full of Zen.

Old bridges are flowing with water, green mountains and white clouds.

Live in seclusion in a tulou family

The most beautiful stream is at the corner.

The highest castle peak is hidden in the depths of white clouds.

The deepest words are in the depths of staring at each other's eyes.

The truest feelings need to be interpreted in a lifetime.

I want to be with you.

Experience what you saw and heard on the journey together.

Every ordinary person's fireworks are insignificant.

Every famous mountain and every big river has to turn a thousand times.

Even if it's just an obscure mountain village.

A touch of tea and rice, a touch of flute.

It is also the most beautiful in the depths of the world of mortals.

Pictures and texts are like water.

Every time I travel, I will always encounter rain; Every time I come back from a trip, it's sunny.

It's inconvenient to travel in rainy days, especially in the mountains. Debris flows and landslides make people uneasy. Pray for a safe journey. But also because of the rain, foggy mountains, abundant waterfalls, picturesque scenery and spectacular waterfalls everywhere.

There are really gains and losses, gains and losses, and the inconvenience of rain is compensated by scenery.

It has been raining for two days and nights, but I can't get the leisure time that my husband finally squeezed out. He asked hesitantly, if it continues to rain tomorrow, shall we go out?

I smiled and said confidently that it won't rain tomorrow.

Mr. Wang will ask suspiciously, really?

Have you forgotten? I am more accurate than the weather forecast.

I trust my sixth sense and give myself confidence.

Between dreams and waking up at night, I am always awakened by the sound of rain, and I can't help but sigh: Is tomorrow's outing really going to be ruined?

Fortunately, I woke up the next day, although it was still cloudy, but the rain finally stopped with face.

Then Mr. Wang was sure that I was elated and set off excitedly at seven in the morning.

The destination of this trip is Yongding Tulou, Longyan, Fujian.

Last night, I searched three tulou, Nanxi, Hongkeng and Chuxi.

Then we get three routes, one is from Heping Luxi to Yongding Nanxi.

One is from Meizhou to Longyan to Hongkeng. There is also a trip from Tai Po to Zhuxi.

From Tai Po, you could have seen Pingshan terraced fields by the way, but all the way is basically a two-lane provincial road, even if the road is not far, the time is not short.

From Meizhou Expressway to Longyan, because many expressways in Meizhou have a speed limit of 70-80, which Mr. Wang doesn't like to drive, I try to avoid it.

Only Fujian Heping, although there is no expressway, should be his favorite, because he often goes to the scenic spots here.

So we didn't start navigation, but went directly to Zhao' an Expressway, and then we argued all the way. Finally, we listened to my mobile navigation's instructions and got off the expressway from Changshan, along the direction of peace. Then the road is still a two-lane provincial road, and with the heavy rain, there are traces of mudslides everywhere and the situation that can't get through because of landslides. Walking is very difficult.

I remember my husband once told me about a bridge, that is, whenever relatives go to the mountains on rainy days, he will be on high alert, and whenever he hears anything unusual, he will be ready to turn around at any time or even abandon his car to escape. At that time, I asked stupidly, why? I'm afraid there will be mudslides on the mountain,' Mr. Wang said with a defiant expression. Then I couldn't help laughing. Because in my impression, mudslides, landslides and floods are far away from me, as far as a joke.

But now, I dare not laugh at it any more. Not long ago, four tourists died in Chaozhou Qinglan Scenic Area, which is separated from Shantou by a river. Now I always see landslides and mudslides along the way. All the dangers are so vividly there, which gives me a real lesson about my naivety and shallowness.

The so-called ignorant people are fearless. I have always been calm about the outside world. I always feel that danger is just a word that appears in the news on TV. My life, my world, has always been quiet, beautiful and safe. Traveling with my husband, he is a cautious person, and everything will be blocked for me. Basically, the concept of security is the blind confidence of world without thieves. Mr. Wang was particularly surprised that my IQ didn't suffer any loss. However, I have been walking with such a "stupid root" mentality, but I am really rarely deceived. Most of the time, I can only remember the tricks afterwards.

When they were together, my husband taught me a lesson with his experience, and I gave him confidence with my fearlessness. Between us, sometimes my ignorance prevails, and sometimes his experience avoids danger. Really complement each other and live in peace.

The winding mountain road is raining heavily, but it doesn't hinder our interest in enjoying the scenery along the way. Although we had a quarrel just now, we were black in the face, but when we saw the beautiful scenery everywhere, we forgot everything, just shouting at each other and dancing happily.

"You have to stop, you have to stop. If you don't want to take this picture, not only will you regret it, but I will also regret it. " My husband praised me, and then I quickly found a safer place to park. I opened the car door, got out of the car happily, then looked around to see if there was a speeding car, and then waddled across the road. Whether it rains outside or not, I just try not to let the rain hit the camera. I muttered "Oh, my God" while looking for an angle, and then the gentleman who parked the car quickly came over with an umbrella to shelter me from the wind and rain.

I saw that because of the rain, the clouds on the mountain fluttered gently like a fairy's elegant belt, and the mountains were cloudy because of the rain, and the clouds were white because of the mountains. The stream that follows closely all the way rushes when it meets rocks, and forms a waterfall when it meets the intercepted semi-circular dam. The water pours from top to bottom, the measured white mist slowly spreads, the trees in the valley are lush, and the white mist splashed by waterfalls is just the right blank space in ink painting.

We stood side by side, and my husband held an umbrella for me, trying not to let me get caught in the camera. Then, facing the white waterfall, just like the sleeve of Tsing Yi, it shakes, turns, rolls and turns, slowly spreading and rippling in the curve of the valley. Gradually drifting away and fading away, splashing ink in general, as if apart from the thunderous waterfall sound between heaven and earth, this picturesque castle peak is faint and misty.

So spectacular, so vivid and picturesque, not only I was dumbfounded, but also my husband was incredibly surprised. What puzzled him even more was that I muttered with annoyance and regret. What should I do?

"The camera is dead?" He looked at me in surprise and asked.

"No, it isn't. I can't take a tenth of such a beautiful picture. What should I do? " I'm really in a hurry. First, the weather is bad, afraid of being photographed by the camera; Second, it rains, and the light is not good enough to shoot the effect; Third, time is too short, and I have no time to look for angles and ideas; Fourth, there is no best viewing platform for the scenery on the road, so you can only find it with your own eyes. Every time I face the beautiful scenery, I always feel powerless. I just hate that I usually don't try to figure it out and study hard.

Along the way, white clouds always surround the green hills, waterfalls can be seen everywhere, and more are quiet villages, cooking smoke, countryside, water and light, mountains, cattle and sheep, and birds singing. Finally, I really realized what is the most beautiful scenery on the road.

Wherever you go, it's all scenery; Raise your hand and clap your hands. They are all artistic.

Turn along the mountain road, and then spiral down the mountain road. Sometimes the rain hits the window, and sometimes I stop to look at the green hills. At every turn of the stream, in front of every unknown waterfall, in every white cloud and green hill, in every rice village, we will get off in the rain, or we will be busy squatting to find the angle, or just stay alone. In some villages, villagers will look at us suspiciously. Maybe in their eyes, we are just two crazy people. Two people braved the rain and regarded the place they were used to seeing as scenery. Why did two strangers toss about like crazy?

Along the way, there are two most dangerous places.

One reason is that the road is being built because of the landslide, and the road is muddy when it rains. Our car is not cross-country, the chassis is not high enough, and although the horsepower is still sufficient, it is difficult for the wheels to sink into the soil. May I ask Mr. Wang in a low voice before I walk over?

As cool as a cucumber, Mr. Wang said quietly, "Of course. As long as you drive slowly, there will be no problem. "

Then I stopped talking, and my husband was absorbed. I felt the chassis rubbing against mud and stones in the car. Although it was a little laborious, I climbed the hillside smoothly. In fact, before this, I have already returned, so I don't have to go to my destination. I can change my route halfway. But some roads, once you drive up, you must go forward bravely and never retreat.

In another place, the road ahead was blocked by mudslides, but the road was not directly closed until we couldn't drive any further, so we had to turn around. I don't know if I am afraid or feel any danger, but my husband said afterwards that it is really scary to think about it. What if the mountain continues to collapse? What if the mud and stones flow down again?

I think many times, the higher the IQ, the more experienced you are, and the more things you are afraid to worry about. But because of ignorance, I don't know how to be afraid, haha.

How amazing and dangerous; How dangerous it is, how magical it will be.

At one o'clock in the afternoon, I finally arrived at Shijia Village, Nanxi Tulou Group. This is a primitive tulou, an undeveloped village. I finally found the place where I stayed online. Several tourists enthusiastically told us the phone number of the landlord and said that they wanted to stay. They called the landlord, but they didn't provide food.

As soon as we discussed it, we went back to a Nanjiang restaurant at the entrance of the village for dinner (Mr. Wang always said Jiangnan), then went to the observation deck above to see the terraces, and then rushed to Hongkeng, more than ten kilometers away.

I was a careless woman and took the wrong battery before going out. Fortunately, this shop is very convenient for people. We put the battery in her house to charge, and then took an old battery to the observation deck to shoot terraces. As you can imagine, without taking a few pictures, there is no electricity. It's a waste of time, Mr. Wang said ruefully. He drove for five hours. I didn't say a word, but looked bitterly at the earth building between the yellow rice terraces and the green hills and beautiful waters, which was flooded by the rain.

Terraces. It is the perfect cooperation between man-made and nature. The most beautiful time should be when rice is released before sowing and golden before autumn harvest. The best shooting is sunrise and sunset. I didn't catch up with the time before rice sowing, nor did I catch up with the best sunrise or sunset of the day, or even the gloomy sky and drizzling weather. However, I have always been a freewheeling person. I am what I have met, and there is a kind of indifference in my nature. Just because the attitude is not rigorous, I dare not be demanding, so I can't make the best film. As I always thought, it doesn't matter if people meet late. Meeting is the best fate.

The days of travel, the scenery encountered, the weather encountered and the movies made are all natural.

I happened to meet beautiful scenery on a fine day. Pressing the shutter is certainly exciting. But even if the harvest of this trip is far less than expected, as long as it is already on the road, it is the best moment.

Standing on the observation deck, I suddenly found an artificial flower stand on the terrace, which was a bit unknown so. Then I suddenly realized, "This flower stand must have been deliberately beautified by the villagers to facilitate others to take pictures, right?"

Then I saw Mr. Wang's face in distress situation, holding back his smile. I stared at him and said, didn't I?

"Can you not be so naive? I don't even want to talk about you. Are you still dissatisfied? " Mr. Wang continued to laugh and said, "That's a wreath for ancestors to go to the grave." I continued to doubt, and he continued to laugh.

After getting off the observation deck, I went to Nanjiang Hotel to get the battery, asked about the direction to Hongkeng, and then continued to set off. Only to find that the road could not move forward because of the mudslide. Finally, in the same direction, I found another country road. If this road doesn't work again, I can only go back. Fortunately, the navigation finally shows that there are still a few kilometers left. For the sake of insurance, we asked the way down and got a positive answer, so we walked forward with confidence.

Hongkeng Tulou is a well-developed 5-year scenic spot. We discussed where to go swimming first at the ticket office. Finally, we first saw the prince in the tulou, then stayed in the scenic spot tonight and made plans tomorrow. At this moment, a woman with a gentle smile on her face came up and asked, "Do you want a tour guide?" Mr. Wang subconsciously refused. I discussed with him: "If we don't explain this tulou, we won't understand it. Is it not round or square? It is also good to have a tour guide who can tell us the entrance to the tulou. "

Take my advice, sir. Tickets for the scenic spot are 90,6 battery cars and 60 tour guides per person, totaling 252.

I got on the battery car and met two old people. I think they should be eighty years old. Couples get old and travel together, so they have to admire their courage. Seeing that I can't see each other for a while, I will look around nervously, but I really met, but I quarreled because of trivial matters. Our guide also smiled and reminded them to pay attention to safety.

The old couple stayed in my mind until the evening. I am thinking, in the future, when we are old, can we go out for a walk like them, without children and grandchildren, and we are not afraid of getting lost. We don't have to consider accommodation or plan our trip, so we have enough courage to go anywhere. We don't know where they lived that night. But I am thinking about their faltering footsteps and noisy scenes, but I am vaguely worried.

The tour guide first showed us two photos, two former and current presidents. I suddenly had a brainwave and asked, "Has a distant home been here?"

"yes." The tour guide smiled gently and said, "I'm in there, too, the one who makes tea."

"Oh, really," I shouted happily. "No wonder I see your face is good."

"Do you also like to see distant homes?" The tour guide asked.

"Yes, I only watch this program, but I haven't watched Home Far away for a year." It is true that the tour guide looks familiar, but I don't remember seeing it on TV. Later, when I came home, I found the Tulou episode of Hundred Mountains friedensreich hundertwasser and saw our tour guide making tea in it.

The tour guide talked while walking. She said that she understood our discussion at the ticket office and said that it was similar to Minnan dialect, and she got married here in Zhangpu, Zhangzhou, that's all. Later, she joked that she was half a fellow villager, especially when she met her husband. She used to run to Shantou, and she also had special feelings for Shantou. Speaking of the bungalow by the sea in 2004, no one wanted it. At that time, he always wanted to buy a set, knowing that the house near the sea and the river is the most popular now, which is a pity.

The tour guide lives in the tulou of Wang Zizhen Tower. It is said that if you want to stay in their guest room on the fourth floor, it will cost 100 yuan a night, but there is no separate bathroom. In addition, my husband had a bad feeling about the old house, so the tour guide took us to those newly-built villas. However, she allowed me to go up to the fourth floor and have a panoramic view of the tulou. Oh, this is a huge temptation.

The gentleman had tea with them, so I went upstairs alone. Every time I go to the first floor, my view is different. When I was filming happily on the third floor, I heard an old man scold a group of tourists loudly and with a bad attitude: "Go down, who told you to come up?" Hurry down and talk nonsense ... "The tourists explained that they each paid 10 dollars to get up. But the old man didn't listen to this explanation and continued to curse fiercely. The group was very angry and said discontentedly, "the money has been collected, but no one is allowed to come up." "Probably looking for money theory.

The old man turned to me and said loudly, "Go down, who told you to come up?"

"Can't you go?" I tried my best to ask with a gentle expression and a calm smile.

"Can't go up, go down, go down." Facing our smiling faces, the old man's attitude has not improved. Strangely, although I feel very weak in my heart, I don't want to give up this opportunity because of the permission of the tour guide and I haven't gone to the fourth floor yet, so I can still say calmly and gently, "I can't live here?"

"Do you live here? Who is the landlord? " The old man's fierce eyes were obviously insufficient and asked suspiciously.

"Jin-xiang Chen, I'm going to see the house on the fourth floor. If it suits me, I'll live here. Can't I go? " I still asked in a very gentle voice.

"Nonsense." The old man turned away angrily, probably unable to find a reason to refute me, and a little embarrassed, so he continued to put on an aggressive look and turned away, which was acquiescence.

"You really can't go?" I asked him another question after him, but he ignored me again and left by himself.

Then, of course, I went to the fourth floor smoothly and took some photos. However, the guide told me to walk around and shoot me in every corner, but I didn't dare. I can't face this old man anymore, so I can only sneak down like a thief.

Go back to the guide and talk to her. She said with a smile, ignore him.

Mr. Wang said, no wonder a group of tourists just complained angrily that they wouldn't let people go up if they received money.

Mr. Wang felt very sorry because the tour guide made tea several times, but he was not satisfied. He forced the tour guide to pay 50 yuan, but the tour guide didn't accept it. He said he would buy it if he liked it, and he didn't have to buy it if he didn't like it.

There are more than 100 tour guides in Hongkeng, and the tour guides are charged uniformly. The company gets 30% and the tour guide gets 70%. Then whoever is the turn is the one, and there is no need to argue and there is no way to grab it. Therefore, it is really a fate to meet a tour guide.

Although the tour guide is young, the oldest child is eighteen years old, one man and three women, which is amazing. She has a maternal kindness and gentleness. Dinner took us to her uncle's restaurant, and her husband invited her to dinner, but she refused to say anything. The biggest regret of Hongkeng Tulou is that there is no light at night, and the night scene is very dark, except for street lamps. Different from Taxia Village and Yunshui ballads in Nanjing, the night scene in Nanjing is more beautiful than during the day.

After dinner, the tour guide specially sent her husband to take us to the place where we lived.

My husband said that no matter where he goes, he has a strong sense of direction and ability to find his way, but following the tour guide around the Hongkeng Tulou made him very confused. Because it was dark at night, we didn't come out, and then we found it a little regrettable that we forgot to bring our tea set, and neither did the inn. What should we do if there is no congou in this long night?

Once people like something, they will do everything possible. Mr. Wang just said jokingly, "You can borrow it from the boss!" "

Then I got up and went downstairs to find my boss, who was always most afraid of talking to people.

The boss's family are busy cooking for tourists. I caught a waiter and asked her for a tea set, a bowl and two small cups. The waiter was busy serving food, looking a little reluctant, but embarrassed to refuse. He took a big teapot, and I quickly said, "I want this small bowl." She could only go to the relatives of the boss who was making tea, and only found a bowl with a lid and no lid. She muttered discontentedly, "there is no lid, otherwise, you use this?" When I saw it was a cup for making green tea, I could only say sorry, "I'll take this one." Finally, she rummaged through the cupboard and finally found a broken lid. I asked for two more small cups and thanked her with joy. She managed to squeeze out a smile and said, "Nothing."

I didn't blame her at all, but thanked her wholeheartedly. After all, people are busy, and she didn't bother to help me find it. When I returned to my room on the third floor, my husband was surprised and said, "I borrowed it."

"However, the lid is a little cracked." I also have a smug face.

"Nothing, it's good to have it."

Tonight, we drank a cup of delicious congou. Then, I fell asleep contentedly, and it was not yet nine o'clock.

Open a small window and cover it with a thick quilt. Without air conditioning, it is warm and comfortable. The temperature in the mountains is really a few degrees lower than that outside. I slept until seven o'clock in the morning, and that night, it was raining.

I had breakfast in the villa the next day and cooked lean egg noodles. Mr. Wang praised the delicious raw materials.

In mountainous areas, the biggest feature is that the ingredients are really great. Chicken is tender, smooth and tough, which is really different from the chicken outside and tastes similar to ours. Unexpectedly, I didn't eat at noon for the first time because I had a full breakfast and came back to the traffic jam. I didn't go home for dinner until dinner.

After breakfast, we visited the scenic spots that we didn't take yesterday because the light was too dim. It rained all night last night, but it stopped raining this morning. Although it is still cloudy, it is very satisfying. After all, it is inconvenient to take pictures with an umbrella.

Because it is after the National Day, there are not many tourists, but it is also pleasing to meet a group of women who look nearly 50 years old, wearing bright national costumes, holding mobile phones on streams, in front of earth buildings, on small bridges and on Qingshi Road, leaving the most beautiful appearance.

I went back to the villa at ten o'clock and drank a bubble of congou. I reluctantly returned this borrowed Kung Fu tea set to the store, packed my luggage and left Tulou. I went to the Tulou Fengqing Street opposite. I found that many shops have not opened yet, and the so-called underground palace and museum tickets are actually 80 yuan. As soon as I heard the price, I quickly gave up the idea and took my husband's hand and turned away. Then I planned to go to Chuxi, because the landslide in front had not been repaired, and I left for home at eleven o'clock. Mr. Lin received the task.

On the way back, I got on the highway. It took three and a half hours to drive, but I arrived in Jingxing, Meizhou, because there was a traffic jam for two or three hours ahead. Fortunately, in the previous service area, we refueled and went to the toilet. Although I didn't have lunch, I didn't feel hungry. I am always afraid of being hungry when I go out, so I still have all kinds of snacks to fill my stomach. Then I can save everything along the way except a pot of hot tea.

We were in the car, eating melon seeds, drinking tea and chatting. Even I brought poker. People in other cars are walking around outside, looking for news with anxious and helpless expressions. Only we live a small world of two people in the car, taking selfies and telling jokes. My husband cleaned up the pictures in his mobile phone and accidentally deleted all the keys, which made me laugh. I am also very unkind to be glad that those two people used my mobile phone instead of his on the observation deck.

This time it started at eleven o'clock, and it was almost half past five when I got home. Mr. Wang still didn't eat and went straight to work.

Although this trip takes longer on the road than in the scenic spot, it must be said that the scenery along the way is more beautiful than the scenic spot.

In fact, Yongding Tulou is only a few tens of kilometers away from Nanjing Tulou. If you want to see tulou, you can arrange it for five or six days. Take your time. Nanxi, Hongkeng, Chuxi and Nanjing are not far apart. Some people may think that it is one thing to see more tulou, just like going to Beijing to see all kinds of ancient buildings.

But you have to admire the wisdom of the ancients. It is really wisdom.

Some earth buildings can recover slowly after the earthquake. Tulou is a small society, but every family can become an independent individual behind closed doors. Every family has a firewall, and there is a thin layer of cement board between the floors of the earth building. Once a fire breaks out, the earth building will be burned down and the collapsed cement will automatically put out the fire. Every tulou pays attention to mountains and rivers, covering everything, whether it is the five elements or human considerations. Just look at our tour guides along the way. They all greet the residents in the tulou group with a smile. Every tulou is related to relatives and friends, living in harmony, sharing weal and woe, taking care of each other and touching each other.

Moreover, tulou sees more than tulou. Located between the green hills, the scenery is beautiful all year round. Every earth building will have a clear stream, and the place with water is naturally full of aura. Small bridges and flowing water, or round or square earth buildings. As long as there is food, the smoke in the kitchen will curl up. Those who live in peace and tranquility. Especially now that the rice fields are yellow, there are golden terraces on the green hills. Terraces are surrounded by antique earth buildings, and clear streams flow in front of them all year round. The air is fresh, all kinds of delicacies, chickens and wild vegetables in the field. Think about it, it's really a good place to relax.