A joke about writing typos.

An uneducated young woman wrote home: Dear Mom and Dad, please rest assured that I have become one with poor peasants and middle peasants. Now I sleep in a pit (kang) with Lao Lang (mother) every night, and my stomach (courage) is getting bigger and bigger ... Brother wrote back: Sister, I tell you a good news, my mother hanged herself (transferred to hospital) ... Don't worry about anything else.

The student wrote in his composition: "I was walking on the road when suddenly a pile of cow dung appeared on the road, and I was shocked." After reading it, the teacher approved: "massive, massive."

The student wrote in the composition: "My mother is a middle-aged woman in her thirties." The teacher criticized under the word "middle age": "redundant." Then let the students copy it again. After the students copied it once, this sentence became: "My mother is an extra middle-aged woman in her thirties."

The physics teacher asked Ah Shui to print a report on free fall. . . Handsome inadvertently wrote that birds are free and naked. . .

6. One day, when Xiao Wu visited Chen Xiao's house, he happened to meet Xiao Chen. He was furious because his son made a mistake in his copybook. So Xiao Wu quickly persuaded Xiao Chen to say, "It's always inevitable for children to write wrong words. Why are you so angry? " Xiao Chen told Xiao Wu, "He always writes his ancestors as inferior ancestors. Do you think I am angry? " ?

7. Write by yourself, not by heart, but every other word. One day, because my wife and brother were ill, I wanted to send a book greeting, but I was afraid to write another word. I asked the scholar in the village, "How to write uncle's handwriting?" "The scholar replied," All the time, one day. "(old, short for uncle. The man wrote the word "Dan" under the Japanese character. Ask again "How to write eggplant?" The scholar replied, "cursive prefix, add a word." "This person mistakenly thought it was somebody else's home and wrote the word" Meng ". Ask again, "How do you write eyes? "The scholar replied," Next to this word, add a word. "This person thinks that the wood of a tree is a big seal for a big burden, so don't eat it. If you eat it, I'm afraid it will hurt the root of the big burden.