What Chinese jokes are there?

The husband said to the clip, does a big man dare to wear a bra?

The worker said to the witch: Do wage earners dare to keep mistresses?

The man said to the slave, why don't you have a separation operation?

The soldier said to Qiu, Brother, did you step on a mine? Why is your leg missing?

Qiu said to the soldiers: the legs are not thick and the strength is not small. It's easy to go behind my back, which is admirable.

Ping said to Ping: You and I are first-class disabled soldiers.

North comparison says: sample! Don't I know you when you turn around?

Bi Bei said: What do you know? Push your arms and legs in one direction. That's internal friction.

Sun said to Yue, Brother, I haven't seen you for a few days. Why did you gain weight?

Yue said to Japan: It's time to grow up!

Dai said to Dan: When did you learn to skateboard?

Sun said to Gen: Brother, how to prepare the soil? I can't go up or down

Eight pairs said: What are you looking at? Your neck is crooked!

The man said to Kim, Brother, you have a good personality.

The man said to his entourage, "I can do a lot." I haven't seen you for a few days and have been dating. "

People say to everyone: be carried, be high above, and be careful not to fall.

They all said to each other, you two are the best, and neither of you is taller than me!

The man said to Cong: Hello. People in love are not allowed to trample on the grass.

Zhan pointed out: I can't see it. You bought a car, too Return four.

The husband said to the sky, what's the matter, son? It's cold, even my head shrinks.

The big man said, son, there are only a few questions in this exam, so you gave dad four wrong questions?

Bitter said to Ruo: Brother, you got up late in the morning and your tie is crooked.

Mouth to mouth: Honey, you have been pregnant for so long. Why don't you say something?

C said to the couple, when did you get married?

I have to say to the bandits, boss, you should be more careful when you enter the underworld. Why don't you even install the door when buying a house?

Chuan said to Zhou: Dude, to be a rich man, don't you have three mobile phones in your waist?

The scholar said to Tu, Now you know the benefits of little feet. Bigfoot girls are all from the countryside.

The stomach said to the stomach, do an operation quickly, the stomach is perforated.

Shen said to Dian: I am in a good mood, and my little tail is shaking with joy!

Say goodbye to each other: why, the official has a shelf, and the little hand is still carrying it?

Ba said to his father, you are so filial. I can watch you walk around behind your father's back at any time.

Ping said to Ping, Dude, use some good shampoo. Look at your dirty head, it is covered with grass.

Bo told the old lady that a woman is a woman. At this age, she still holds her chest so high!

Jade said to Bao: Where did you get the big hat?

The outside said, if you want to escape punishment, don't stretch your hand so long.

Bear said to Neng, Dude, you are pathetic. Did you sell all four claws?

Can you say to the bear: If you don't understand the profound meaning of "willing", won't you always look like the original bear?