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Funny sentences in Hakka dialects

Funny sentences in Hakka dialects

In everyday life, people often come into contact with sentences. A sentence is composed of words or phrases, and it is a unit of language use that has a certain tone and expresses complete meaning. So what kind of sentence is a classic? The following are the funny sentences in Hakka that I compiled. Welcome everyone to learn from them. I hope it helps you.

Funny sentences in Hakka dialects

1, I also study hard, sleep with my eyes open, touch snails to catch old crabs in the morning, make fish to make plums, fish to make plums, take pictures of clams in the dark at night, and swim under the light. Aunt uses dry board as material!

When I was young, I would doze off reading. During the day, I touch snails to catch crabs, fish and frogs. Catch frogs and yellow locusts at night. My mother hit me with a pole!

2. Listen to this story. There is a beautiful girl 17 years old in Chenwu. She thought it was Ah Q Qi, and she was still running for her brother. Catch Dong!

I heard that there is a beautiful girl who is only seventeen years old in Chen's village. She tried to hit on him that day, but she scolded her and almost got caught by her brother!

3, participate in the night show, full of people stealing land, but also counting the sweet potato business? Shoot ghosts, short-lived ghosts, kill thousands of knives, want to die?

Who stole the sweet potatoes and taro from my field last night? Ghost shooters are short-lived. Ghost killers want to die, don't they?

4, fine paparazzi, you go to Herali to wash yourself in the morning, not dead!

Children, you swim in the river every day, don't drown.

5, the moonlight is good on New Year's Eve, and the thief is old; The dumb man went to tell the news. Hearing Ah Dao's words, the deaf man broke off his feet to catch Ah Dao, and peeped at his hand to catch Ah Dao.

On New Year's Eve, the moonlight is bright. A blind man sees a thief, but a dumb man reports it. The deaf heard this, and the lame ran after him and was caught by one arm.

6. On a dark night in Putou, you invited Ya to go fishing and come to the corner. Suddenly, a man rode a lousy motorcycle. You were frightened, sighed, and slapped your heart and heart hard: ouch! Casual insurance, oh, life is to work hard at the bottom. Hey!

On an opaque night, you invited me to go shopping. When I came to the corner, suddenly a man roared by on a broken motorcycle. You have been patting your chest with fear: Oh! That was close. I almost lost my life.

7: Today, Pu is full of food, so noisy. Sir knows, and the punishment is very heavy.

I ate too much tonight, so I walked a lot. When my husband found out, he punished me for cleaning the toilet.

As soon as the thief was caught, he stole the grandmother of the old hen. When he was caught before he went blind, he went to see his master's house. The master asked the giant to be Mickey, and the thief said, "You have to pull out a chicken feather and scratch your teeth."

A thief went to catch an old hen, but his master saw him before he caught it. The master asked him what he was doing, and the thief said, "I'm going to pull out a chicken feather to pry my teeth."

9. Ducks croak, pour sugar cane, drip sugar cane, marry bamboo spoons, leak bamboo spoons, get tired of wine, eat knives, marry farmland knives, land farmland knives, marry emperors, and the emperor goes to heaven. No one can do anything about it. The life of a cured duck, a cured duck with no oil, a scalper, a scalper, and a sister-in-law is crooked. The bamboo pole leaks air and marries Leigong. Lei Gong blew his own horn and his brains burst.

Ducks croak, carry water and pour sugar cane, …

10, pickled chicken is huge, and the eggs are born in spring. I think it's to see you. Alas, chickens are boring, pigs are numb, and cows are poking people's palms. How embarrassing!

The pickled chicken is not big, and the hen lays eggs. I want to see you, alas! Chickens suffer from plague, sows fall in love with spring, and cows are not kept. I never have time to see you. I'm really sorry!

1 1. One day, the fish went to the street. Suddenly, there is an epileptic fish waiting for the knife company. The fish was scared, fed to death and screamed. The local fishery bureau has come to a dead end, and fish are sensitive to death. In front of the fish, I said: change the fish cliff!

One day, while you were shopping, suddenly a psycho stood in front of you with a knife. You're scared to death, running and shouting. That psycho chased you desperately and chased you to the wall. You thought you might be dead. The psycho put the knife in front of you and said, it's your turn to chase me!

12, I was called to you by a mosquito tonight. If you know how to get along, I miss you. Because I can get close to you now, please don't light mosquito-repellent incense. You know how much I love you.

I'll call a mosquito to come to you tonight and let it tell you that I miss you so much. Please let him kiss you for me, because I can't come near you tonight. Please don't light mosquito-repellent incense. He will tell you how much I love you.

13, remember: chase you with love! I will recognize you even if I die! I won't let you go every chance I get. I love chasing you! Dead thief, old man! Do not move!

Remember: I will chase you, and I will die for you! I won't miss this opportunity, I will chase you to death! Damn thief! You stay there!

14, you control, you control, you are the most controlled in the world; Three or two chickens are as heavy as bones; Pipimen benzene, knife hemp can not be cut; Learn to pour water, and your water will kill you.

You control

15, leek core, (high, meaning "changing things without sound", which will be replaced by "high" below), needle nose eye, high umbrella, good umbrella, high Heping, high Heping, high room, good house, high fart tree, split fart tree, high horse, good riding, high bar.

16, moonlight, scholar Niang, riding a white horse, crossing the lotus pond, back of the lotus pond, planting leeks, chives, getting married, raising carp at the head of the family pond. The long carp is eight feet long, the short carp is used to make wine, and the short carp is used to win the bride. The bride is short and toot, getting up early and taking a shit in the alley. Excrement can be abundant, and ducks can eat it.

17, a cool trick, expensive foot hoe, money dung machine, hemp, etc., came to Houtang to hoe the lips of the field, dried up the water, made the field barren, and accidentally went to Hu period to take a ride. You are shocked, your hoe is horizontal, and you shouted wrong!

On a cool morning, you came behind the pond (place name) with a hoe, a dung dustpan (with ears on it) and a hedge, and you were accidentally stuck by a grasshopper. You had a false alarm, lost your hoe and shouted desperately: I can't do it!

18, come on, collect scrap metal and rubber shoes. Toothpaste cans are chicken skin and clumsy. If you have alcohol and gasoline, take it out and tell the salted fish olive horn malt sugar.

Collect copper and iron, rubber shoes, toothpaste pot, dustpan and hoe iron, sprinkle a bottle of gasoline and take it out for salted fish, olive skin and maltose.

19, one night, Yajia picked someone, took a flashlight, and wanted to shit on the dunghill. This song is incomparable-I don't remember to take the paper, and I want to try to scrape the shit with a broken bone stick, which makes me so angry! ! ! A snake scared your pants, so it's a sign of life-

One night, I was alone, taking a flashlight to shit in the toilet, which was unlucky. Song peerless, unlucky, no children or daughters when quarreling > forgot to take the paper and wanted to use it (after opening the bamboo, remove the remaining green). Alas, when I saw the snake, I jumped out without wearing my pants-

20. A few days ago, I took the lion's head to pay a New Year call, and when I arrived at a mosaic corner, it was a big family. I fought like hell for a long time. I went in and out, shouting: shoot a ghost! The shit jar is old and black!

A few days ago, I took the lion's head (lion dance) to pay a New Year call and walked to a house with mosaics. I mean, the whole family tried their best to dance beautifully, but no one came out for a long time. I went in to have a look, and when I came out, I scolded: shoot a ghost (curse)! The toilet is beautifully made.

Further reading

First, the introduction of Hakka dialect

Hakka (hak-k-ng), referred to as hak-k-ng for short, is also called Hakka and Hakka in informal occasions, and also called Yayu (western Guangdong and other places), Xinmin dialect (Guangxi and other places), Cantonese (Tukan dialect) (Hunan and Sichuan), Huaiyuan dialect (Jiangxi and other places) and Hakka dialect in some areas.

It is generally believed that Hakka dialect was originally formed in the Southern Song Dynasty, but it was not named Hakka until the 20th century. Linguists still have some arguments about whether to classify it as a Chinese dialect or language. Especially in China, it is considered as one of the seven dialects of Chinese. Meixian dialect is a representative in linguistic academic research, but Huiyang dialect has great influence in reality. In Taiwan Province Province, the company is represented by the strong line.

Hakka dialect is mainly distributed in eastern Guangdong, western Fujian and southwestern Jiangxi, and is widely used in southern China (including Taiwan Province Province) and Malaysian Chinese communities.

Historically, Hakka used to be one of the main circulating languages in Lan Fang and China. Once the "national language" of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, it was widely used in its official documents. Because of the long-term closure, the inheritance of Hakka once relied on a closed society free from external interference and strict ancestral teachings passed down from mouth to mouth. With the development of society, the traditional closed society is disintegrated by rapid urbanization, and the traditional rules of inheriting Hakka are gradually abandoned in the information age, so Hakka has become one of the fastest declining languages in the world. In Taiwan Province Province, 1988 has a campaign to return my mother tongue. Later, modern Hakka media was gradually developed, which enabled Hakka to continue to inherit in modern society. The birth and development of Hakka pop music and the appearance of language services in public life (such as radio and television, transportation services) have made Hakka gradually walk out of isolation and integrate into the trend of the times.

Second, Hakka classic quotations

Follow the trend: in rural areas, no matter what happens in production and life, there are certain rules, such as what crops to plant in what season and what clothes to wear. This means that educating those who are backward in thinking and can't keep up with the "situation" depends on everyone's words and deeds in society.

Planning is planning. In Hakka areas, as long as rural women have a plan and use their brains, they can get rich through their hard work and live a better life. A lazy and mindless woman can only live a dull life at home. Such women are called "female immigrants" and "second-rate immigrants" in Hakka rural areas. Of course, there are very few such people.

Three days to learn bad, three years to learn well: it means that young people in Hakka rural areas will soon become bad if they don't take an active part in productive labor and idle around all day. If you want to get rid of poverty and live a better life as soon as possible, you must work hard for a long time and strive to get rich.

Fishing for three days and sunbathing for four days: It means that in Hakka areas, young people in rural areas must persist in everything they do, don't give up halfway and have to play. Doing things well requires patience, confidence and determination.

Don't learn to fish with a thousand eyes, but learn to be a candle with one heart: the fishing emblem is a simple tool used to hold dishes in Hakka areas, with countless small eyes. This means educating young people to proceed from reality, wholeheartedly, based on local conditions, actively work in rural areas and use their brains flexibly in order to live a good life; Otherwise, the fishing emblem (bamboo basket) bamboo basket will draw water with a sieve.

Getting up early is three jobs, and getting up late is chaos: it means that in the rural areas of Hakka areas, young people are taught not to sleep late, to enjoy themselves, to go to bed early and get up early, and to be diligent. They go out to work every morning, as long as they get up early every day, just like going out to work to earn money.

Third, tongue twisters in Hakka dialects

1、

San huang Temple is full of drums and rags;

I don't know how to mend the drum, but I have to mend the drum with cloth.

2、

Beat a pair of bricks with water and clip them on the stone;

I didn't know that stone sandwiched brick, and brick sandwiched stone.

3、

White paper with white walls,

The toad ran halfway,

Hanging knives on the wall, hanging knives on the wall.

4、

Water beats a pair of shoes,

A dozen hit the mud,

I didn't know the shoes buried in the mud were still buried in the mud.

5、

You have a dog,

A dog's tail is dragging a bucket,

Well, Tuo Dou, the dog, also fights and drags the dog.

6、

The boy pounded the tung tree,

The boy falls, and the boy is happy.

7、

Coarse cloth, coarse trousers,

Coarse cloth is put on coarse trousers,

Make coarse trousers out of coarse homespun.

8、

Camels and women.

There is an old woman at the east gate.

Simon has an old camel.

The woman in the east gate chased a flock of geese,

Simon's camel rides a mule.

The camel's mule trampled the old woman's goose,

The woman's goose scared the camel's mule to death.

Please tell me that Simon's camel paid for Mrs. Dongmen's goose.

Or the woman in Dongmen pays for the mule of Ximen camel.

9、

Cowherd loves Liu Niang,

Cowherd loves Liu Niang,

Cowherd loves six niang every year,

Six niang has been thinking about Cowherd.

Cowherd loves Liu Niang,

Six niang misses Cowherd,

Lang Lianniang came to Nianlang.

10、

There is a chain in the world,

Line by line on the chain,

Well, the descending chain is still a chain line.

Do you understand Hakka's jingles?

1 1、

Climbing without teeth, covered with pig manure,

Climb halfway to raise pigs.

12、

Sitting in rows, singing folk songs,

Sing folk songs, brother Li urine.

13、

Beat (cheat) the dog,

Slip away, slip away to the west gate.

14、

Have a good trip and fall into the pit.

15、

The moonlight shines everywhere,

A square house, lighting candles,

Candle fragrance, purple ginger,

Purple ginger is sweet and shiny.

Helian Li, according to bean shit,

Bean shit is bitter, according to the pig's belly,

Pork belly and fat meat, according to grain hammer,

The grain hammer is heavy. According to the rooster,

Chicken, oh, oh, oh,

Hit the target.

16、

Shy, shy, aim at each other,

Hu grabbed the drill, fell into the mud and aimed at the game.

17、

The tinker's eyes fell into the river,

Lie down every night, night after night.

18、

The teacher taught Cliff to read, Cliff taught the teacher to shoot wild boar,

The wild boar fell into the river and the teacher turned to hit his wife.

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