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1, my boss called me this morning, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I yelled: Where the fuck are you? I should go to work at 8 o'clock. Look, it's already hal
Super funny jokes in the workplace
1, my boss called me this morning, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I yelled: Where the fuck are you? I should go to work at 8 o'clock. Look, it's already hal
1, my boss called me this morning, and as soon as I opened my mouth, I yelled: Where the fuck are you? I should go to work at 8 o'clock. Look, it's already half past eight! ?
? I'm sitting in my office. ?
? Stop having sex! I am standing in your office! ?
? Oh, oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you that I have a new job. ?
Boss: Xiao Zhang, Xiao Li resigned and you did his job.
Xiao Zhang: Is there a raise?
Boss: No.
Xiao Zhang: You think I am Li Bai. If I increase the quantity, I won't raise the price!
3. Arriving at the office in the morning, a male colleague and his favorite female colleague said maliciously: Hello! Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. How can you spend Valentine's Day without a lover?
The female colleague threw a supercilious look: This is about to pass Tomb-Sweeping Day. Is it difficult to kill people who are dead at home now? !
The company is recruiting a position, and there is a person to apply for it.
Boss:? We need a responsible person to do the work. ?
Applicant:? I am the person you want. When I used to work, every time something happened, people would say it was my responsibility! ?
There is a cute little fat girl in the company. My brother often teases her. Once she came to pick up the water and pretended to say softly with a cup, come on, Dalang, take the medicine ~
I smiled and said: If Pan Jinlian is as old as you, it is estimated that Ximen Qing will not hook up ~
Stop it, my face hurts!
6. leader:? What did you major in college?
Xiaoming:? Funeral management. ?
Leader:? Good, good. ?
Xiaoming:? Boss, what can I do for you?
Leader:? No?
7. To resign, the leader said:? Good birds choose wood to live in?
Me:? Thank you for your affirmation. ?
Leader:? I mean, if you feel good about yourself, why don't you leave?
8. The boss found out about working overtime to watch American TV series. The boss came over and asked: Have you paid the company's electricity bill?
I asked:? Did you let me work overtime and pay me?
The boss jumped over the wall and ruined the next few seasons.
9. I went out for dinner with my boss today. My boss told me in advance. No matter how many people there are, just order nine dishes. ?
I asked the boss:? Why are there only nine?
The boss smiled faintly and said that only nine uploads were allowed in the circle of friends. ?
10、? You study journalism, right?
? Yes, boss. ?
? It's good. Go to the reception office and buy me a newspaper. ?
1 1,boss:? You study accounting, right?
Me:? Well, is it?
Boss:? Okay, I have some financial problems here. Please help me solve it. ?
Me:? Tell me, and I'll do my best. ?
Boss:? Lend me 5000 yuan. ?
12, owner of medical company:? Did you graduate from medical school?
Me:? what's up
Boss:? All right, go and sign me up. ?
13, boss: I remember you majored in automation, right?
Me:? Yes, boss. ?
Boss:? Ok, go and charge my mobile phone. ?
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