222 Laughable Joke Copy

1. Falling in a wrong relationship is like wetting the bed. It warms you for a while and cools the quilt for a while.

2. I have not lost weight for so many years, just because of your words of "take care" when we parted.

3. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but a lot of WIFI nearby but not knowing the password.

4. My wife suspected that I was having a baby outside.

3. I was very angry and wanted to yell at her: "You are really suspicious!" As a result, I made a mistake and said: "You are really superfluous!"

5. Nine out of ten things in life are unsatisfactory, and the remaining two out of ten are extremely unsatisfactory.

6. "As long as you give me a bed, I can sleep until the end of the world!" "Can a coffin do it?"

7. Some people may just say that they can eat it themselves I still have a lot of money in my pocket, but I am different. I talk about eating dirt, but in fact I am drinking the northwest wind.

8. I went to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor took the test sheet and said, "Thank you for coming in time!" I breathed a sigh of relief. The doctor said with concern: "If it is later, there will be no space in the morgue."

9. Brothers will betray you, money will tempt you, life will make things difficult for you, only high numbers will not, and No matter how hard you learn, you can’t.

10. Whenever my friends around me are unhappy, I would advise them to look further ahead and let bygones be bygones. But they are always unwilling to give in and keep urging me: pay back the money quickly!

11. When the alarm clock rings every day, five hundred reasons for asking for leave appear in my mind, and I don’t want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

12. A woman came home angrily and shouted to her husband: "I've had enough with you, I want to pack my things and go back to my mother's house!" The husband didn't even raise his eyes. Said: "It's late, your mother is already here. She just finished arguing with your father and came here with a big suitcase!"

13. The best alarm clock in the world is your mother. You asked her to call you at seven o'clock, but she came at six-thirty and told you: Hurry, it's almost eight o'clock.

14. Ugly children have to run hard, because if they go too fast, there will be double images and others will not be able to see their ugly faces clearly.

15. I sincerely advise everyone not to eat genetically modified foods. My child’s genes did not match mine during a paternity test, because the child’s genes were changed by eating genetically modified foods. My wife told me this!

16. Tips for eating buffets: You can’t just eat meat, you won’t get your money back, you have to eat seafood. I ate four kilograms of kelp yesterday, which made my boss look stupid.

Seventeen. When I was fifteen years old, I had a younger brother. At that time, I asked my father: Why did I want to have a second brother after so many years? Dad pondered for a while and said: Just like when you play games, you can only practice the trumpet if you lose the big one.

18. Go on a blind date today! The woman said: I am a very traditional person! Me: Great, me too. What do you think of the tradition of three wives and four concubines?

Nineteen. Don’t comfort me. I can regain my good mood just by looking in the mirror. Don’t bother everyone. 2. I can cook. I can wash clothes, I can mop the floor, I can earn money, I can fight, I can go shopping, and I can play when I go out. What more boyfriend do you need? 21. I hate the current games more and more. I always recharge and invite friends. If I had money and friends, why would I play games?

Twenty-two. I heard a friend say: "When you get married, you should wear a ring on each finger of both parties. If anyone wants a divorce, chop off the finger of the other person." When I went home and told my wife this, the result She said: "Stop wearing rings, let's wear necklaces!"

Twenty-three. The thing that makes me most heartbroken is that my express delivery has taken a plane, but I have not. Pass.

Twenty-four. A newly moved neighbor came to my house to say hello. He sighed: "Working in Beijing is too unstable. I moved twice in one year and I have no sense of belonging at all." I echoed: " That's right! I was always evicted by the landlord, and I was forced to move twice." He sighed: "I would have bought so many houses."

Twenty-five. I have a friend. I found a very rich husband. Although I gained endless glory and wealth, I also lost my worries at the same time.

Twenty-six. The company's food is too bad. In order to let the boss know, all of us eat a little in the cafeteria every day, then throw it away, and then go out to get a fast food and come back to eat.

After many times, I finally got the boss's attention. During the meeting this morning, the boss said: From now on, there will be no cooking in the cafeteria because no one will eat!