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There is an urgent need for two-part allegorical sayings in the four classic novels!
Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-one is willing to fight and the other is willing to be original.
One is willing to be mourned by Zhuge Liang-pretending.
ZhuGeLiang Meng Huo-put it away.
Zhuge Liang plays the piano.
Zhuge Liang plays the piano.
Zhuge Liang's goose feather fan is very mysterious.
Zhuge Liang's Spirit and Zhou Yu —— A little skill
Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow from a straw boat-using a suspicious tactic.
Zhuge Liang shed tears and beheaded the horse-taking care of the overall situation.
Zhuge Liang became a strategist-worthy of the name.
Zhuge Liang's mourning is not sincere.
Pig Bajie went into the slaughterhouse-contributing himself.
Pig Bajie entered the daughter country.
Pig Eight Rings wears earrings-he thinks he is beautiful.
Pig Bajie's martial arts are getting better and better.
Pig eight quit to thirty-six-no good looks.
Pig and pig blind date-dare not show your face.
Pig Bajie went to the Western Heaven to fetch Buddhist scriptures-half-hearted.
Pig eight quit to become immortal-bad in the mouth.
Zhubajie arch curtain-advanced exit
Pig eight quit fell into the kaleidoscope-full of ugliness.
Taking photos of Pig Bajie-asking for embarrassment (see)
Pig eight quit to throw a mirror-for fear of revealing his ugliness.
Pig eight quit to buy pig liver-a rare heart.
Pig Bajie is a hero-
Pig eight quit to marry-black man
Pig Bajie sells bean jelly-not many samples, but many flavors.
Pig Bajie sells fried liver-which lung is this?
Pig mouth-self-appreciation
Pigs and pigs bite pears-what do immortals eat?
The more flowers pigs wear, the uglier they get.
Pig eight quit to eat pig crow-self-harm
Pig eight quit to eat coptis one by one bitter mouth.
Pig eight quit to eat ginseng fruit-bitter taste.
Pig Bajie's trick-beating a rake.
Pig Bajie crosses the flaming mountain-rake.
Pig bajie worships Buddha in the sky.
Zhang Fei sells hammers-people can't sell them.
Zhang Fei throws chicken feathers all over the floor-it's hard to make them strong.
Zhang Fei's strategy-rough and fine.
Zhang Fei smuggled salt-who dares to check it?
Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu-nothing (Wu) makes a fuss.
Zhang Fei embroidered-
Zhang Fei has a needle eye and small eyes.
Zhang Fei sells meat-all talk and no practice.
Zhang Fei hits Guan Gong-Forget the old love.
Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a plate of Loi Siu.
Zhang Fei wears a needle-thick and fine.
Zhang Fei embroidered-.
Zhang Fei sells scales-people are strong and goods are hard.
Zhang Fei robbed the child ~ Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai with big eyes and small eyes. One is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer.
Zhou Yu plays Huang Gai-pretending.
Zhou Yu's trip to Jingzhou-something for nothing.
Zhou Yu hits Huang Gai-two wishes.
Zhuge Liang wants to be ugly-think about his career.
The appearance of Zhuge Liang's marriage theory is more important.
Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow from a straw boat-of course.
Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.
Zhuge Liang used his troops-he was elusive.
Zhuge Liang became a strategist-worthy of the name.
Zhuge Liang's golden soup-.
Zhuge Liang has many ways to be a strategist.
Zhuge Liang's countermeasure-foresight
Pig eight quit carrying his wife-willing to make efforts.
Zhu Bajie Xiao's daughter-in-law-willingly.
Pig Bajie wants to marry a wife-wishful thinking
Pig Bajie is angry-ugly and evil.
Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-asking for embarrassment
A straw boat borrowed an arrow and returned with a full load.
Borrow an arrow from a straw boat-it's a clever trick.
Borrow the arrow of the grass boat-make good use of the weather
Grass boats borrow arrows-people shoot arrows at people's targets.
Grass boat borrows arrow-error (fog)
Kong Ming's Big Sky Plan-Saving the Day
The Monkey King got into the iron fan princess's belly-a worry.
Classic Strategist-Don't (Misuse)
Lin Daiyu Buries Flowers —— Sighing for her poor life
Guan Gong fights Li Kui jy- Dramatic.
Zhang Fei wears a needle-big eyes to small eyes.
Kongming praises Zhuge Liang-praises himself
Guan Sir Zhong's beard-but (beard) also.
Guan Yu blushed to the end.
Guan Yu's eyes-can't open.
Lin Chong bought a nod-he was taken in.
Lin Chong's Breaking into the White Tiger Hall by mistake —— Cut to the chase
Lin rushed to the wild pig forest-launched a rescue.
Lin Chong wants to flood-he wants to find a flaw.
Lin Chong guards the forage field-a place where heroes are useless.
Lin Chong went to Liangshan-forced out
Pig eight quit to see miss gao-changed his head.
Pig's mouth watered when he saw white.
Pig eight quit to pull Xi stone worship heaven and earth-not worthy at all.
Pig eight quit to marry-every heart is hard to lose.
Pig Bajie has entered the daughter country-he doesn't want to leave.
Black whirlwind beheaded Song Gongming-the wrong person.
Tang Priest reads a book-seriously.
Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.
Zhou Yu waved his hand-the viceroy called.
Zhuge Liang frowned-the plan came to mind.
Granny Liu went out of the Grand View Garden and returned with a full load.
Jia Baoyu's Maid-Happy (Attacking) People
Wang Xifeng killed Second Sister You-heartless.
Zhuge Liang wept for Zhou Yu-false sadness and false sigh
Cao Cao killed Lv Boshe-making mistakes is making mistakes.
Tang Sanzang chanting-pain in the back (monkey head)
Monkey Sun eats flat peaches-self-reliance.
Lu Junyi went to Liangshan-uninvited.
Zhang Shun and Li Kui jy are chasing the waves-attacking the short with the long.
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