Looking for a girlfriend joke

Selected jokes about finding a girlfriend

1, don't ask too much of your girlfriend.

Beautiful and can cook. It's a beautiful rice cooker.

Cute and not old, it's a cherry ball.

Independent and centered on you, that's your mother.

Beautiful, lovely, can cook, never old, economically independent, you-centered, is a cherry pellet who wants to be a mother and has a beautiful rice cooker!

One day, someone wrote a song in the street? Looking for a girlfriend's brand, people cast strange eyes and talked about it.

At this moment, a female reporter passed by him and asked, excuse me, sir, why did you do this?

Without saying a word, someone unhurriedly opened the words written on the sign: you are curious, and it is you.

The female reporter said angrily:? dull

Someone opened the second line of the sign without saying a word: In this boring world, you met a boring person and said a boring word to this boring person. Do you think you are bored?

When the female reporter saw it, she screamed: I am dizzy! !

Someone quickly unveiled the last line of the sign: your endurance is too poor for me!

3, men are very annoying, scolding women is a disaster, women say: you men always scold women is a curse. Why did you marry a woman?

The man said:? Haven't you heard that there is always a silver lining behind the dark clouds?

4. My girlfriend said to pick me up at work. I am very excited. I finished my work early, but I met my girlfriend and my boss making out at the door. The boss glared at me when he saw me.

I couldn't control my emotions any longer. I grabbed two bricks from the ground and walked to the boss.

? I said, boss, it's time to get off work after moving these two bricks. ? I said rudely.

A friend of mine, female, who has seen her since she was a child, says that she has Foucault's face, so no man wants to marry her.

But later, she also found her own home. It is said that the man sells Nike brand at home and is wearing Nike.

6. I met a girl who moved me at the hospital registration office. She was at the head of the line, and I was behind her several times.

I tried several times to approach and strike up a conversation, but all failed.

When I saw her take out the case book from the small window and turn it to me, I knew whether to pass by or regret it for life. Then I blushed and timidly squeezed out a few words: Are you sick?

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