Short jokes (suitable for traveling)

1. Someone likes climbing mountains very much. Once, he went to Switzerland for vacation and invited a local as a guide to climb a high mountain with him. When they passed a dangerous place, the guide said to him: "Be careful, sir, it's quite dangerous here. It's easy to fall. However, if you fall, don't forget to look to the right. Where is the most beautiful scenery?" " 2. An old man drove his donkey into the city. At the intersection, the donkey ran a red light and was fined 5 yuan. The old man whipped the donkey and said: Do you think you are a traffic policeman and just run a red light? Moving forward, the donkey knocks over the fruit stand and pays 10 yuan in compensation. The old man angrily whipped the donkey and said, "Do you think you are in charge of the municipal industrial and commercial tax department, and you just shut down the stall when you say it?" Continuing the journey, we rested in the green space of the public park. The donkey gnawed the grass and was fined 50 yuan. The old man whipped the donkey dejectedly and said, "Do you think you are a state cadre and can eat wherever you go?"

Immediately drove the donkey back to the village. The neighbor placed a fishing net on a tree. The donkey stepped on it and the net broke. He paid 500 yuan in compensation. The old man whipped the donkey with tears in his eyes: Do you think you are China Telecom and can access this broken network for free? The donkey was angry and kicked the old man. The old man cried: Do you think you are the network administrator and can kick whoever you want? 3. A man asked God: "Great God, in your eyes, what does a thousand years mean?"

God replied: "It only means one minute."

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"Almighty God, in your eyes, what does ten thousand gold coins mean?"

"It only means a small change."

"Merciful God, please give me a small coin!"

"Okay, poor man, please wait a minute!" 4. After the plane took off, A stewardess hands out chewing gum to passengers. "You're too polite. What's this chewing gum for?" asked a gentleman who was flying for the first time. "To stop your ears from buzzing." After the plane landed, the gentleman said to the stewardess: "This chewing gum is really good! Now can you help me take it out of my ears?"