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Find me a joke, any joke will do, except the vulgar one, you must find it funny by yourself. Take your time if you want something I have never seen before, and it will be praised.

During his stay in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, a Japanese had swollen gums, so he went to a Chinese-run dental clinic.

Because of the language barrier, the Japanese were afraid that China people wouldn't understand them, so they pointed to their mouths and said, Big Miss, Big Miss.

People in China don't understand. When they hear that they don't wash their teeth, they think, are you here to wash your teeth?

People in China said, really?

I didn't expect the Japanese to really understand. The Japanese said, "Want to go west?" .

So China people wash their teeth for the Japanese.

The Japanese are very angry with the people of China.

The Japanese said: Eight Hutong!

People in China don't understand it, but after listening to it, they pulled out a tooth and thought about how to pull it out. Didn't they see a bad tooth?

China people say: Do you still need to have your teeth pulled out?

The Japanese are even more angry, and they continue to be angry while covering their mouths.

The Japanese said: Sweep Ga Sweep Ga!

China people are puzzled again, and they think it's cool to have their teeth pulled out. Really sick, I will satisfy you today.

Therefore, people in China pulled teeth for the Japanese, and the Japanese teeth were not bad, and the Japanese cried out in pain.

The Japanese said: pull to death.

China people carefully help the Japanese to pull out their teeth bit by bit. As soon as they listened, they dragged me to death. That's not asking me to pull me to death, so I changed a vise and pulled out the Japanese tooth hard.

The Japanese were covered in blood and screamed in pain. China took a rag and stuffed it into the Japanese mouth to stop the bleeding.

The Japanese gratefully said: Ariado.

China people are confused again. Why are there so many teeth? Does anyone hate having too many teeth? Then help people to the end today: don't worry, you won't have many teeth soon.

So China pulled out all the Japanese teeth.