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Daily Joke

Grandma: "What is 1 + 2?" Grandson: "Equal to 3." Grandma: "That's the correct answer, so you will get 3 pieces of candy." Grandson: " If I had known this was the case, I would have just said it was equal to 5!"

A little teacher stuttered. One day in class, I led students to read the text. Teacher: "On...day...the Japs entered the village." The students followed up and read: "On...day...the Japs entered the village." The teacher listening to the class next to him laughed. The teacher was very anxious and said to the students: "No matter how many times I go to school, you are only allowed to go to school once."

Today, a classmate of mine (who is studying on the job) went to a shopping mall in Beijing and saw a very ordinary shirt. A young male salesperson came over and said, this shirt only costs more than 1,400 yuan. When my classmate asked him, how much is your monthly salary, the salesperson immediately stopped talking and stepped aside.

A man with tracheitis celebrated his 30th birthday. He was probably feeling aggrieved and drunk. He slammed the table and pointed at his wife and said, "From today on, I am the master of the house." In front of his wife Everyone was embarrassed to have a fit, so they asked, "What do you want to do?" Unexpectedly, the guy held it in for a long time and said, "I will have the final say on whether to urinate or not in the future."

An older unmarried man met an older unmarried woman in the park! The man immediately wrote the first couplet: "With all the power of an ox, there is no land to cultivate." Upon seeing this, the woman immediately wrote the second couplet: "Three feet of fertile land is in vain, and no one will take care of it." An old man stood by and gave an impromptu answer. Hengpi: "Shameful waste!". . .

One day LZ was taking a bus. After getting on the bus, he saw a woman coming up and slapped the driver, and yelled, "Didn't you see that I'm still down there? Why don't you let me get on the bus?" You want to drive, huh?" LZ was frightened on the spot, thinking that there are still such women in the world. Suddenly I felt that my ex-girlfriend was so gentle! As a result, the driver came on the spot and scared me awake: "Mom, can you save some face for me in public?"

Walking around the square, I saw an old man throwing his cigarette butt on the ground after finishing his cigarette. , an aunt wearing a red hoop for hygiene came over and was about to tear up tickets and fine her. I saw the uncle casually say: "Why did you drop the cigarette?" Then he picked up the cigarette butt gorgeously and left...

Hello, is this the insurance company? Yes sir, I want to buy a good insurance for my son. Sir, what kind of insurance can you buy if he fails the exam... Sorry, we don't sell it if it is not an accident! But my son always said: This is just an accident...

I won’t say anything. Yesterday, I wanted to put on my shoes and suddenly discovered this scene~~~~

I heard that my roommate brother brought his girlfriend back, so I put on heavy makeup, raised my orchid fingers, and walked out of the house with my butt twisted. When I saw them, I deliberately rolled my eyes at my roommate, and snorted cutely. Leave! Now I heard that the woman broke up with him on the spot, and my roommate is now looking for me everywhere with a knife. What do you think I should do?

There was a radical who often killed Christians. After killing several Christians on the street that day, he grabbed a man and asked, "Are you a Christian?" The man said, "Fortunately, I'm not. Amen..." "Huh?!" "... …There is a vine in front of me, tender and tender green drops have just sprouted, and the melon ox is carrying the heavy shell..."