Interesting wedding host lines

The style of the wedding is generally decided by the bride and groom. Of course, whether it is touching, humorous or funny and solemn, as long as it is full of true meaning, the wedding is happy! The following are the funny wedding host lines I compiled for you, for reference only.

Funny wedding host lines (1):

[Music: BBK]

Ladies and gentlemen: at the beginning of the new year, in the beautiful season of Vientiane's renewal (spring blossoms) (crisp autumn and sweet osmanthus fragrance), on this day of singing and dancing and full moon, at this golden moment of wedding laughter, we are gathered in the hotel to attend the wedding of Mr. and Mrs. Wang. Here, on behalf of the two newcomers, I would like to extend my most sincere welcome to your leaders, colleagues, relatives and friends, and thank you for coming.

[Music: The moon represents my heart]

One day a few years ago, in * * * * (local), an earth-shattering and shocking love story happened. * * *, a handsome and talented gentleman, finally met a gentle, intelligent and gorgeous * *, lady. They fell in love at first sight and soon had their first intimate contact. As the saying goes, a long drought meets rain, and dry wood meets fire. They vowed: once they met, they would never leave; Once in love, it's endless. After sowing in spring, romance in summer, brewing in autumn and testing in winter, the two lovers can no longer restrain the pain of lovesickness in the storm. They decided not to break up and decided to hold a wedding today. Next, I declare that the wedding will begin now, firing guns and playing music!

[Music: Wedding March]

In this solemn and sacred wedding March, the couple are hand in hand, heart to heart, like a chorus of husband and wife, like a mandarin duck playing in water, like a lotus flower, and like a natural tie. Let's express our best wishes to the two newcomers with the warmest applause. May they be harmonious and happy forever! In common, however, celebrating the red candle marriage requires not only emotional sublimation and physical impulse, but also more responsibilities, more obligations and more care. Let's welcome the bride and groom to stand face to face in front of all the guests and solemnly swear.

[Music: Humble Melody]

Groom: I voluntarily marry my wife, resolutely obey the leadership, exercise my husband's obligations, keep husband and wife secret, pay wages (bonuses and extra money) on time, tell the truth to my wife and do honest things. Normally, I won't touch flowers and plants. Dear, you can love me with confidence! Bride: I am willing to be a wife, resolutely implement correct leadership, exercise wife's rights, fulfill wife's obligations, wash dishes, fold quilts, take care of children and take care of tickets (Brother Mao). Under special circumstances, I won't have an affair. Honey, just kiss boldly enough! Introduce distinguished guests

Dear leaders and distinguished guests, good morning.

I'm glad to meet you in this happy harbor.

I am the host; ; ; It is an honor to preside over this grand ocean wedding for a couple. First of all, let's introduce the guests who came to the wedding today. Please stand up and signal to everyone. Marriage, marriage, parents and important leaders are seated.

And friends and relatives of this couple, welcome. Here, on behalf of a couple and their families, I would like to extend my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to the guests from all walks of life. Your arrival adds luster to today's wedding and magnifies today's wedding scene. On behalf of friends who know each other, I wish a couple deep blessings. I wish all lovers in the world will be well, and I wish a couple a happy marriage at an early date.

Funny wedding host lines (2):

Why does winter snow come quietly? That's God's gift to love. Why is the sunshine in winter so charming? That's the sun's blessing to lovers. In this snowy season, under this clear blue sky, sir? The ladies embraced each other and walked into the wedding hall.

All right! (thunderous applause)

The sunshine in spring makes love sprout, the rain in summer makes love grow sturdily, the white clouds in autumn make love grow wings, and the ice and snow in winter make love wither. Mr. Li and? Ladies, the wedding begins now!

Today, attend Mr. Li. The guests at his wife's wedding are: the head of the xXX regiment of the XX Army of the Army. , and so on comrade. As the head of the army, they came to our wedding scene in spite of their busy schedules, bringing exquisite gifts and good wishes to the bride and groom. (Applause)

Also present today are Comrade Li's close comrades? Ladies' friends and relatives, welcome. (Applause)

Is Comrade Li here? The unit is diligent and conscientious, realistic and innovative, keeps pace with the times and has made outstanding contributions to the modernization of the unit. The xx training method invented by him won the first prize of the whole army's scientific and technological training, and was cordially received by Comrade Jiang Zemin of the Central Military Commission (this matter is purely for the need of sunny atmosphere, which is sheer nonsense). ? Ms. Wang works in a certain unit. She is beautiful, generous, diligent and helpful. This year, she was named the March 8th Red Flag Bearer by Xinyuan City, and recommended the top ten outstanding young women candidates in Henan Province. She was received and praised by Governor xxx. This statement is also fictional, but people are still willing to believe it is true. )

Ladies and gentlemen, The 16th National Congress of the Communist Party of China has just concluded, and the people of the whole country are immersed in the joy of fully implementing the spirit of the 16th National Congress of the Communist Party of China. Sir and? Ms. Wang resolutely responded to the call of the CPC Central Committee to jointly build a new home of spiritual civilization. Two people made a solemn decision: meet in winter, sing a song together, dedication of love, let's hold hands and walk with love (applause here). During the Spring Festival, the whole country will get together. At this happy moment of wine, talented people and beautiful women, the two agreed to go to the paradise of love together in this life. Here, what we say is superfluous, only send good wishes! ! It turns out that the bride and groom are of one mind, respect each other as guests, sing with their wives and work together to create a better tomorrow!