Are there any funny jokes?

Is there a funny joke:

1, girls who want to be thin into lightning, pay attention, there is a kind of lightning called ball lightning?

Even if I fail 99 times, I will continue to work hard and be a whole.

Never challenge my bottom line, otherwise, I will have to modify my bottom line.

4. I like Apple's mobile phone called fruit powder, and I like the rice flour of Xiaomi's mobile phone. I thought carefully about what I like. I should call it milk powder! ! !

5. People are afraid of everything they say! Every time I buy a lottery ticket, I am afraid that I will win the first prize! How come it's useless!

6. A best friend is like a toilet. People can only relax completely on the toilet. You don't have to accompany it all the time, just think of it when you are in a hurry!

7. My boyfriend told me that he found a new job, called Assistant Minister of Binbu! I was deeply drunk after listening to it! It's the first time I heard someone make the waiter in the hotel room so high! ! !

8, good friends, to know the cold and warm, food, clothing, housing and transportation should be concerned about, understand the current situation, always pay attention to the dynamics of good friends, can not miss the important information of good friends, so I especially want to know your bank card password!

9. Wake up from a dream and have an epiphany! People should have their own persistence! Have your own ideas! Do what others say! So I resolutely turned off the alarm clock, ignored my mother's cry and went back to sleep!

As long as I have enough time, I can never finish the work.

1 1. Every time I see my wallet in a bad mood, I check the values of my heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney online. . . Shit. . . I still have millions of properties! ! ! I feel much better in an instant.

The second funny joke is:

1. When your hair is waist length, you agree to marry me. What do you mean by cutting your hair from time to time?

2. Some women's mobile phones consume a lot of electricity. Meitu Xiu Xiu is the first wave, and several major social networks have made it again. Look at the reply and how to get 10% power. Mainly after the filming, I looked at my beautiful self and thought for a long time, and the screen of my mobile phone turned white. This is the most power consuming.

3, the man cried, indicating that he really cares; The woman cried. She didn't know why.

4, green tea bitch crash manual: the first step, everything in life? What the fuck do I care? Replace with? Just be happy; )? , all? What do you care? Replace with? You guess; )? . In this way, from the inside out, you will exude a sense of calm, people are as light as chrysanthemums, and the years are quiet.

If you find that there are two adjacent parking spaces in the parking lot, a female driver is driving into the parking lot in front of your car. Then turn around and leave, and those two empty parking spaces will soon be gone.

6. How are the leftover women made: 1. In the entertainment circle, it's too fancy.

You look down on the working people.

You like handsome people, but they don't love you.

You don't like those people who are rich and uneducated.

5. Handsome and handsome, disrelish lack of quality.

6. philistinism, too vulgar.

7. Psychopathic, afraid to mention.

8. Traditional men are unbearable.

9. I finally met a cross-eyed, but a devil wears prada.

10. You didn't feel it when your parents were blind.

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