Interesting knowledge or stories in the first three minutes of Chinese class

At that time, Yuan Shikai, a great country thief, died, and Beijing was in an uproar. But because the northern warlords are still in power, people dare not celebrate too openly. Someone hung a couplet in front of the door, "Yuan Shikai is eternal; Long live the people of China. "Someone read it and said," This couplet is connected with five words and six words, which doesn't match. " At first glance, everyone said that "Yuan Shikai and the people of China are not antagonistic." This is the host's explanation, "This is the problem. This is Yuan Shikai. I'm sorry for the people of China! "

2. One day, three senior officials, Assistant Minister, Shangshu and Shi Yu, were walking on the road and saw a dog running past them.

I suggest taking the opportunity to ask the assistant minister, "Is it a wolf or a dog?" (Assistant ministers are dogs)

The assistant turned blue: "It's a dog. 』

Shangshu and Shi Yu both laughed: "How do you know it's a dog? 』

Assistant minister: "Look at the tail hair, it is the wolf that hangs down and the dog combs it (Shangshu is a dog)." Shangshu's face is crooked.

Assistant minister: "you can also look at it from the eating habits. Wolves are meat, dogs eat meat when they meet meat, and shit when they meet shit! 』

3. Cleverly change couplets

Once upon a time, there was an old Jinshi, and his son was also a Jinshi. He was very proud. The next day, he prepared a rich banquet for his guests and personally wrote a couplet and posted it outside the gate. The first part is "father Jinshi, son Jinshi, father and son Jinshi", and the second part is "old lady, daughter-in-law, old lady". Because this old Jinshi is usually rich and heartless, relying on his wealth and power, he often bullies men, women and fish villages, and the people hate him very much. One of the scholars saw this couplet and immediately decided to play a trick on the old Jinshi to relieve his evil spirit. So, taking advantage of the night, he added a horizontal line under the word "scholar" in this couplet, a apostrophe on the word "husband" and two horizontal lines on the word "person".

The next day, all the guests invited by the old Jinshi came. Everyone snickered when they saw this couplet. When the old Jinshi heard the news, he saw that the couplet had become "father goes to the ground, son goes to the ground, father and son go to the ground;" A woman loses her husband, a daughter-in-law loses her husband and a mother-in-law loses her husband. "

The old Jinshi made a fool of himself in front of everyone, let out a cry and fainted, and everyone applauded.

4. The fun of celebrities reading couplets.

Throughout the ages, reading and connection are inextricably linked, and there have been many wonderful connections.

In the Ming Dynasty, Gu Xiancheng left a couplet for the title of Wuxi Donglin Academy: "The wind and rain sound reading, and the sound and sound are heard; Family affairs and state affairs, everything cares. " This couplet shows the reader's mentality of studying hard and caring about state affairs. For hundreds of years, this couplet has inspired and inspired many people with lofty ideals to go out of their homes and read for everyone.

In the Qing Dynasty, Pu Songling failed in the imperial examination, which was very disappointing. In order to spur himself, he wrote a couplet to hang in his study: "Where there is a will, there is a way.". Burn one's bridges, and you will end up in Chu; " Hard-working people live up to expectations, and 3 thousand armor can swallow Wu. "This couplet is cleverly embedded in Xiang Yu's" Broken Qin ". Gou Jian ruined these two historical stories of Wu, thus encouraging himself to study and write hard, and finally finished Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio.

"The bench will be cold for ten years, and the article will not be empty." This is the self-motivation association of the famous historian Mr. Fan Wenlan. In order to urge myself not to be lonely, study hard and write valuable words. Grandpa Fan realized his promise with hard sweat and hard work.

When Zhou Enlai was studying at Nankai School in Tianjin, he wrote a pair of self-encouragement couplets, "Talk about courage with others, don't read, don't say anything." It can be seen that in his youth, he had unique views and great ambitions. He realized that to transform old China, he must cooperate with like-minded people, get out of books and apply what he has learned.

When Mao Zedong was studying in Hunan First Normal University, he also wrote a self-encouragement couplet: "You have a constant, why do you have to sleep at night and get up at five o'clock?" The most useless thing is that it is cold for ten days a day. "Thus, Mao Zedong advocated persistent reading methods and opposed fatigue wars and colds and fevers.

5. Sincere suggestions are called (suggestions).

Frank confession is called (speaking frankly)

Arrogant words are called (wild words)

Joking is called (joking)

Pleasant words are called (sweet words)

A promise is called a promise.

Discontent and complaint are called (complaints)

False excuses are called (excuses)

Defamation attacks are called (swearing)

A lie is a lie.

Nonsense is called (nonsense)

Sow discord is called slander.

Words that go against the facts but deliberately spread are called (rumors)

If you don't keep your promise, it's called (breaking your promise)

6.( 1) Source of "host country"

"Host country" evolved from the word "host". During the Spring and Autumn Period, when Zheng was surrounded, Zheng sent people to light candles to persuade Qin to retreat. Candle said to him, "If the State of Qin does not destroy Zheng, but makes it the master of the Oriental Avenue, it will do you no harm if the envoys of the State of Qin come and go, and supplies are insufficient from Zheng." Qin retracted his words. Zheng is in the east of Qin dynasty, so he is called the Oriental Taoist priest. Later, "owner" became a fixed noun, generally referring to the owner of the station or the person who invited guests with wine and food, and the meaning of its location no longer existed.

A "host country" is a country that receives guests from other countries as a host, or a country that stays at parties and hosts events in international activities.

(2) the origin of "untidiness"

People like to use "sloppy" to describe a person's sloppy or careless, but behind this proverb, there is a bloody story.

In the Song Dynasty, there was a painter in Beijing who often painted at will, and he didn't know anything. Once, he had just finished drawing a tiger's head, and someone asked him to draw a horse, so he drew the horse's body behind the tiger's head. Someone asked him whether he painted a horse or a tiger, and he replied, "So so!" " "When others don't want it, he hangs it in the hall. The eldest son saw it and asked him what it was. He said it was a tiger, and the second son asked him if it was a horse.

Soon, the eldest son went out hunting and shot someone else's horse into a tiger. The painter had to pay the master. His youngest son met a tiger when he went out, but thought it was a horse he wanted to ride, and he was killed by the tiger. The painter was so sad that he burned the painting and wrote a poem blaming himself: "Careless painting, careless painting, like a horse like a tiger, the eldest son shot the horse according to the painting, and the second son fed the tiger according to the painting." The burning of the thatched cottage has no intention. I advise you not to imitate me. "

Poetry is not a good poem, but the lesson is too profound. Since then, the word "sloppy" has spread.

(3) "Loquat is not this pipa"

Once upon a time, there was a dude who was lazy and didn't study hard. When I grow up, I often make jokes because I write typos.

One day his wife said she wanted to eat loquat. He took a piece of paper from the table and wrote some words on it with a pen. After writing, he asked the servant to buy loquat. His wife took the newspaper and read it. She burst out laughing. It turned out that it said "buy five catties of pipa". Two of the five words are misspelled, and the word "loquat" is misspelled as "pipa". After his wife saw it, she wrote a doggerel in the back:

Loquat is not this kind of pipa,

It's only my poor cultural level.

If the pipa can bear fruit,

The city is full of flutes and drums.

The guy blushed when he read his wife's poem.

The pronunciation of "loquat" and "pipa" is the same, and both pronounce pípá, which is homophonic. But "loquat" is a kind of fruit, and "pipa" is a stringed instrument, with completely different meanings and writing methods.

Miswriting "loquat" as "pipa" is a homonym mispronounced, resulting in different words. Writing other words is very harmful. Because the word "don't" is a mistake in writing A as B, which may cause misunderstanding. Imagine if the servant bought a five-catty pipa, wouldn't it make a bigger joke?

Chinese characters are ideographic characters. There is a certain internal relationship between the form, sound and meaning of most Chinese characters. For example, "Pi", "Ba", "Pi" and "Pa" are pictophonetic characters. The phonetic symbols of Pi and Ba are the same, so the pronunciations of Pi and Pi are the same, and the pronunciations of Ba and Pa are the same. Next to the word "loquat" is "wood", which means it is related to trees. "Loquat" refers to a fruit tree or the fruit produced on this tree. Next to the word "pipa" is "Jue", which means that two pieces of jade collide with each other and the jade will make a beautiful and pleasant sound. Pipa is a musical instrument that can produce pleasant sounds.

Being familiar with the structure of Chinese characters and forming the habit of analyzing Chinese characters will help to eliminate homophones.

It's hard to find me! It can be used for a while.