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To edit the answer or insert a picture, please click the title to the question details page 1. What are the rules? This is the law! How to do this problem? This is what it does!

2. Physics is the truth of objects! Should I be glad you didn't say that reflection is the other way around?

3. Xin Huang ...................... (pause for ten seconds) Wei! Sister ....................., mom!

Can I speak in class for a minute or two? Sure! How about three minutes? Sure! How about four minutes? It's okay! How about forty minutes? Sure!

5. We are a democratic classroom, a caring classroom and a harmonious classroom! A class that serves the people!

6. (picks up the book) This is called a textbook! Hey, it clearly says "physics"

7. Write with me several times! Is it easy for me to write? Not good!

8.Sanjin is an old hen! Five catties is a pot of old hen soup!

9. Write these words with me ~ Have you written them? See also Chinese class.

10. Delete a question, circle the question number, then put a cross and write "Delete" next to it! Why not write "smash" or "empty"

1 1.800 decimeter =8 meters! 8 old hens =80 old hens! Get rich by science!

12. (written on the blackboard) xuán! How did Pinyin get into trouble?

13. Twenty-four questions, twenty-four questions (6 times), experimental purpose, experimental purpose (7 times) Repeater, repeater, eight times!

14. Write "zero" instead of drawing a circle, you know! Don't understand! Only you can draw a circle, right?

15. The laboratory is a "face project" of our school, and others have to watch it, so be good in the laboratory! Truth emperor

16. Add more salt at a time, and the taste will not change! (Background person: "How is it possible") Alas, suppose! Salt tastes the same as sugar! Suppose!

17. The sundial depends on time! (pause) I don't understand! The hourglass will tell the time! (Pause again) Very unreliable! Watches are more about time! I can't afford it!

18. Any response? (Background: "No") Of course not! Did it respond this time? (Background: "No") I still haven't got it! I haven't seen you. what did you say ?

19. Spring, made of thin metal wire, coil by coil! (Fingers hovering in the air) Vivid image!

20. Tone level, preparation, reading, ok? Is this a Chinese class or an English class?

How small is 2 1? Very small! How big is it? Stupid, big to big!

22. What does not reflect light? The devil does not reflect light, because he does not reflect light! This joke is so cold.

23. Do it again! The top angles are equal, the two angles are equal, and the angles are equal. I said forget your math class, the congruence symbol is still wrong. Besides, what does this SM imply?

24. What is the first step in drawing? Take out the ruler! What is the second step? Take out the pencil! Put Zhang Xianfeng in the refrigerator. First, open the refrigerator door. Second, put Zhang Xianfeng in. Third, close the refrigerator door!

25. This is not a stick figure! This is a stick figure! This isn't Zhang Xianfeng! This is a wonderful flower!

26. the angle of refraction decreases, ah, increases, the same! Addition and subtraction are the same!

27. Stop is king! A dead end!

28. The coin feels like it's floating, and it doesn't seem to be going well. How can I put it? Coins have the feeling of floating, well, great! Virgo is right.

29. I will say this, this, this, this in a more relaxed way! That that that that!

30. (Wang Haoyun speaks softly) You don't have any of the three characteristics of sound! You don't have the three characteristics of a teacher!

3 1. Choose one! Is A the correct answer? Actually, it is not! You almost misled me!

32. Why did it choose C? ("It just chose C!" ) Yes, it just chooses C! Law is law!

Pages 33.44-47, I can't finish reading them! You can't finish it!

34. Teacher Zhang is very angry and protests! We are even more angry and say * *!

35. Option B is an apple, and Option D is an apple! What is the difference? Yes, quantifiers are different!

36. The sound of this cloud, oh no, it's light! Using anthropomorphic techniques, a cloud that can make a sound like a poached egg is vividly written.

37. This is called a (pause) candle! The wax of the candle is next to the word worm, which is different from the wax of bacon. Oh! Zhang Xianfeng's front is as crazy as a madman's front, oh!

38. Candle fire, referred to as candle fire! Its center is called the center of candle flame! Oh, I don't know!

39. Come and have a look! Opportunity is rare! You can remember it for life after reading it! Poor sales promotion methods

40. (After calling many girls) Ren Zijian, do you want to see the feeling? Forget it, you don't want to see it! What an insincere question.

4 1. I don't have my triangle, so I'll try to draw by hand! For example ... the triangle is cut? I thought you were hand-painted!

42. Look at the details of stamps with a magnifying glass! (pause) I bought it at a stall for five dollars! I still looked at the five-dollar bill so carefully. If I look at the fifty-dollar bill, I will dig my eyes.

43. Switch the position of the candle flame and the screen. Well, this question is quite difficult! Well, this teacher is quite stupid!

44. Say it's focused, but it's not focused! Care and guidance

45. This seems to be parallel to the main optical axis, but it is actually out of focus! This teacher looks like an idiot young man, but in fact he is an idiot young man!

46. Teachers are not computers, and occasionally (stress) makes mistakes. Don't shout! Has been criticizing mistakes and has never been surpassed.

47. (Draw a circle) Look! Beautiful and straight! You have the courage to screw it up. How dare I not believe it?

48. Pioneer's poem (posted on the desk)! Too literary. It really blinded me.

49. The object distance increases and the image distance decreases! (Long pause, fill in the blanks) Wrong, this is not the correct answer! Then report it! Play with us!

50. And, and, and, and, and what else? And the focal length is smaller! Question 24!

5 1. Oh, shrimp and shrimp! Zhang Xianfeng can also speak Shanghainese!

52. Do you have a ruler, pencil, ruler, pencil, ruler and pencil? Ruler, pencil, pencil, ruler! A * * * wants five pencils and five rulers =

53. Many people can't draw well. Let me tell you a secret. Take a piece of paper and draw countless pictures on it! Can you teach me how to draw "countless"?

54. Hou Tianyi, do you know how to cut it? Hey, I don't know! I don't know what you said!

55. Hey, do I paint like my classmates? Draw pulleys like donkeys. How dare you say that!

Everything has the ability to do work, that is to say, please keep quiet! Everything is quiet!

57. I have an iron, this iron, this iron, hey, this iron! Iron means knee-high arrows. ...

58. Your level has improved under my one-year teaching? The level is incredible! I don't think my level has improved, but my IQ has also decreased!

59. Let me give an example of an egg. Oh, no, an extreme example! Style teaching!

60. Galileo died for two years, Newton was born, Newton was born for two years, and Chongzhen died! When did you switch to teaching history? Then pinch three unrelated people ...

6 1. The steam engine is a two-way dealer, the internal combustion engine is a direct seller, and I am a scalper!

62. The axe said, "I'll go down!" The handle says, "Don't come!" What a strange fairy tale wind! I must be holding the axe in the wrong way!

63. A star appeared and murdered many movies! Poof, haha, it exploded!

64. This lake is only one millimeter deep! This is not even a small pond!

65. This circle, I didn't draw a circle, but it's actually very round! Is it round or not?

66. I punched your ass, and your ass hurts my hand first, then it hurts my hand! My eggs hurt!