Soldiers, soldiers, interesting messages

After being captured, the soldier said to the enemy, I want to have a word with my horse. The next day, the horse brought back a beautiful woman. Bing: I'll tell it again The soldier tugged at the horse's ear: I told you to take a brigade, not a woman.

Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

The leader of the army loudly said hello to the soldiers in line: Hello comrades! The soldiers said in unison: Good leadership! Leader: Comrades are all tanned. The soldiers all replied: the leader is darker!

A newly-married soldier wrote to his wife and said that he would come to see me next week if possible. Physical needs and lack of money, please bring one hundred dollars. Ps: If you can't come, send me 200 yuan.

Japanese soldiers are sexy, so they are called Huang Jun, and they want to do the same, so they are called Japanese. Later defeated, they couldn't do it, so they had to solve it themselves, so they called it masturbation team, and masturbation was Japan's own, so they called it Japanese! Common sense ~

When the captain was a beginner, the traffic police gave up when he met a red light while driving in the street. But instead of backing up, he rushed forward, and the traffic police were angry. Answer: I am a soldier. I only know how to move forward. How can I retreat?

When the recruits were in military training, the company commander called out and the striker didn't respond. The company commander gave the password again, but there was still no response. He even became very angry and shouted at Pioneer: Did you hear me when I asked you to count off? The soldiers reluctantly glanced at the company commander and turned to embrace a big tree. ...

After the telephone soldier fell from the telephone pole, he reported to the monitor: I couldn't help it if one squirrel got into my trouser leg, and I couldn't help it if the other one got into it, but I couldn't help it if I heard them say that we had split the pine nuts.

President of a small country: The enemy is invading. How many soldiers do we have? Minister of Defence: 40,000. President: Can the Air Force support it? The minister made a phone call and replied: not today, the pilot is sick!

In a military performance, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and you stood in the field, dressed in rags, with dark skin and tears in your eyes, saying, is it worth shelling to steal a cabbage?

The captain went to the barracks in short supply to inspect the situation, and found a cigarette butt near the oil depot. He said discontentedly, Whose is it? The corporal looked around and said happily, no one. Please suck it quickly!