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A bedtime story for my girlfriend

The story describes it as an abnormal phenomenon on the basis of realistic cognitive view. It is a literary genre, focusing on the description of the development process of events. It emphasizes the vividness and coherence of the plot and is more suitable for oral narration. What happened. Or imagine a story. The following are short stories (9 selected stories) I collected for my girlfriend before going to bed, and I give them to you. Welcome everyone to learn from it, I hope it will help you.

A bedtime story for my girlfriend 1 Little Princess

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful little princess named Xisha. Her palace is very beautiful. One day, she accidentally found an emerald button, and she pressed it curiously. Suddenly, she fell into a hole. The moment she fell into the hole, she grabbed a plastic bag full of food in a coquetry way. She hung in the hole and stuffed something into her mouth.

Xisha fell to the ground. She looked around and felt very strange. She tried a few steps and found a colored key. She walked on and found herself back to her original place. At this time, she met an old woman who looked very kind. Xisha asked, "Old woman, where is this?" The old woman replied, "alas, this is a maze-like country, and the roads here are complicated and difficult to walk." I think you must be a foreigner. Go, go to my house. " Xisha followed the old woman to her home. The old woman said to Xisha, "I'll give you a map. Don't lose it. Sometimes you don't know the way. This can help you a lot. " As she spoke, the old woman handed the map to Xisha. Xisha had dinner at the old woman's house, thanked her and went out to continue her journey.

When she has a map, she knows how to get here. She followed the map to a city called Holly City. "You will find a prince here, and he will take you to Ayers Castle." The wise words of the old woman flashed in her mind, and she walked like this. She sat under the tree to have a rest, but she fell asleep unconsciously. When she woke up, she found a handsome young man standing beside her. The prince said, "My name is Charlie, and you?" "My name is Xi Sha," Xi Sha replied. Charlie said, "Let me take you to Ayers Castle." "good!" Xisha answered. The two of them walked hand in hand to Ayers Castle.

Bedtime stories for girlfriends II. Little secrets of cats and fairies.

As we all know, this land boundary is covered by the cat fairy.

As a fairy with a handle on her back here, Cat Daxian enjoys a high reputation. On weekdays, hundreds of people in Fiona Fang, Fiona Fang, will respectfully salute it when they come out for inspection. On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, people will also offer dried fish to the temple dedicated to the cat fairy.

Of course, these small fish didn't get rid of cats and immortals for nothing. In normal times, if there is anything to drive away miasma and beat up evil spirits, you can definitely find it.

Even sometimes, anyone who wants to get married will go to Kate Daxian for help.

It is said that Cat Daxian has a wide network of contacts in the celestial world and can talk to Yue Lao. If anyone's red line is delayed, the cat fairy can gather together and paste two claws.

Everyone naturally respects such a stable and reliable cat fairy.

Except one person.

It's the annoying Taoist who recently moved to practice.

From the beginning, Cat Daxian was very dissatisfied with this man, because he never provided delicious dried fish to the temple according to the rules, and he didn't take Cat Daxian seriously at all.

"Ah, I don't rely on that kitten to exorcise evil spirits. I can handle these little things by myself. " The young Taoist priest took out a Taoist symbol and stuck it on the door, laughing badly. "As for marriage, I don't need a monk at all, hahaha."

Then he added another knife: "It's a pity that such a beautiful cat can't be used for beauty."

Listen, is that what people say? The cat was so angry that her hair was about to explode.

However, you can't blow, you must stretch, you must be dignified and calm, otherwise the immortal people will collapse.

It can only secretly do something for the smelly Taoist priest.

For example, sneak into a Taoist's house in the middle of the night and invite some rat spirits to make trouble.

As a result, the Taoist priest found halfway that even the cat and mouse were blown up by the fireball he wiped out. Cat fairy plunged into a nearby pond and almost made a lantern in front of her eyes.

It's a complete feud with Taoist priests.

So after a while, Cat Daxian went to trouble the Taoist every three days, and the more he played, the happier he became. All kinds of fairy household utensils are used, and the big move is thrown around like no money, just to convince the Taoist priest to lose, and he is willing to give in to it.

However, Taoist priests are really powerful. Every time he faces the attack of Cat Daxian, he can handle it with ease. The cat fairy can't take advantage of him, and always loses more and wins less.

If you keep playing like this, Cat Fairy will feel that her hair is going bald.

After all, people and monsters in hundreds of miles of Fiona Fang now know that Taoist priests are in trouble, but after such a long struggle, they have not bowed to their stinking Taoist priests. Where is the prestige of this joke? Where's the face!

On the full moon night, the angry cat Daxian howled at the tracts hanging in the night sky. Anger started from his heart, and he was angry with the gallbladder.

It's going black! It wants revenge! It will completely give up its dignity and bottom line as a fairy and will no longer be kind to Taoist priests. Instead, he will completely defeat this bastard with assassination tactics explicitly prohibited by heaven.

"I want to use my killer to make that smelly Taoist understand that my cat's power is infinite!"

Then, there is the well-known fairy war.

Rumor has it that the war lasted all night and the process was extremely dangerous and fierce. It was an epic bloody battle, enough to go down in history and be handed down through the ages.

Unfortunately, Cat Daxian got an enchantment, which always covered Taoism firmly, and no one could see what happened inside.

Everyone only knows that the next morning, Cat Daxian swaggered out of the boundary and announced that he had won an absolute victory. The smelly Taoist priest is inferior to man, and has been completely defeated by his talons. From then on, he never dared to disrespect it again.

People who eat melons are full of question marks.

However, since then, Taoist priests have really stopped teasing Cat Daxian, and they will also send enough dried fish according to the rules on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, with a very respectful and sincere attitude.

Maybe Cat Fairy really beat him. As a mortal, how can he compete with a real fairy? People who eat melons think so, and gradually they don't delve into the reasons.

Cat Daxian restored her honor and dignity and continued to protect this land wholeheartedly.

But no one knows, every full moon night, the cat Daxian will specially run to the Taoist home and wave his front paws to warn the Taoist to abide by the agreement.

"You must be respectful at ordinary times and don't hit me in the face." The cat Daxian grinned with a fierce tone. "Besides, you must never talk about the agreement between us, or Ben Daxian will kill you."

"That's easy to say." The Taoist held the big furry cat in his arms, in collusion with each other, and smiled with satisfaction. "As long as you are as good as the last duel and come here on time every month to shave me all night, I can listen to you."

Bedtime story for my girlfriend 3 Mr. Bee and Miss Flower

Every time Mr. Bee comes to collect honey, Miss Hua is in beautiful bloom.

Because she and Mr. Bee have always been very good friends, from the day when Miss Hua was just a budding bud and met Mr. Bee who came out to collect honey for the first time.

Because miss flower is in love with Mr. Bee.

She struggled to stretch her petals against the sun, showing beautiful posture and gorgeous colors, perhaps hoping that Mr. Bee's eyes would stay on her for one more minute.

Just hearing the hum of Mr. Bee's wings, Miss Flower felt really happy.

This kind of mood melts into nectar, which makes Miss Hua's nectar sweeter than any kind of flowers in the whole garden, so Mr. Bee often praises Miss Hua when chatting.

"If you know what this sweetness means ..." Looking at the back of Mr. Bee flying away, Miss Flower hesitated.

It's a pity that Mr. Bee never understood.

And this little secret, which belongs only to Miss Hua, has been slowly fermented by time, almost to the point where it can't be concealed.

After more than half a summer's accumulation, Miss Flower decided to confess to Mr. Bee.

It's a pity that Mr. Bee's words first drowned her enthusiasm in an instant.

He said that he fell in love with the human girl sitting by the window when he flew over the house next to the garden today.

He said that he had never experienced such a complicated and wonderful mood, both sour and sweet.

He said that he had recognized her all his life and would never change his mind again.

Mr. Bee looked at Miss Hua Er and smiled shyly. "I know that human girls can't fall in love with bees, but I still want to love her." Miss Flower, you are my best friend. I just want to share this secret with you. You don't think I'm stupid, do you? "

Miss Flower shook her head desperately, shaking the dew on the leaves to disperse, and shaking the outermost withered petals from the branches.

She thought to herself that it would be foolish to fall in love with someone without hesitation, even though she knew that the other person could not respond to herself.

However, if you make the same choice, who is qualified to refuse Mr. Bee's stupidity?

In the days that followed, everything was the same as before. Mr. Bee and Miss Flower are still very good friends and cooperate with each other. He sent her pollen and she gave him nectar. They stopped to chat when they were free, and there was still a tacit understanding.

They even secretly love hopeless people at the same time and feel the same happiness and loss.

How helpless this is.

Until the end of summer, for Mr. Bee and Miss Flower, whose lives are short, the prosperity and loneliness of this life will come to an end.

Mr. Bee finally made up his mind.

He told Miss Hua that he would give his beloved girl a drop of the sweetest honey in the world as a gift, hoping that Miss Hua could help provide the best nectar.

Miss Flower gently agreed.

It gave Mr. Bee a big drop of nectar, crystal clear and fragrant.

Shaped like heartbreaking tears.

Mr. Bee took the nectar, turned it into the best honey, flew to the open window at night, and quietly put the honey into the cup where the girl usually drank water.

Then it dragged its tired body back to Miss Flower.

Miss Hua wanted to cheer up and show it to Mr. Bee again, but she was too tired to do it again.

She could hardly raise her wrinkled petals and asked Mr. Bee why he didn't stay by the window and seize the last chance to say goodbye to the girl.

Mr. Bee said, "I have been hurting my best friend because I found myself a fool and an asshole." I must come back and apologize to her! " "

Miss Flower was silent.

She guessed that Mr. Bee finally found his secret from the nectar and realized some secret mood.

But miss flower is also very proud. She has no misunderstanding, no greed, and she disdains to deceive herself. Facing Mr. Bee who sincerely apologized, she said, "I am willing to accept your apology, but I don't need your pity."

She knows her best friend. Mr. Bee has a firm belief. He has made up his mind that if he loves that human girl all his life, he will not be easily shaken.

And this persistence is just an important reason why Miss Hua likes Mr. Bee so much.

Miss Hua doesn't need Mr. Bee just to make her friends feel better, or to appease a dying flower and pretend to fall in love with her out of guilt and sympathy.

This hypocritical love is her shame.

Mr. Bee looked at Miss Flower quietly and didn't speak for a long time until the sunset sank to the distant horizon and a full moon climbed the branch. Then he said, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"

Miss Hua smiled with relief: "You can talk with me."

Just like countless times in the past.

On this night kissed by moonlight, Mr. Bee and Miss Flower talked frankly about the prosperity and excitement of the whole summer, as well as their respective pains and regrets.

Even if they can't be lovers, they are still best friends.

Get to know each other, understand each other, and be familiar with each other's past species. This kind of happiness and embarrassment, even the painful mood of love but not, are also interlinked.

It's late at night. Miss Hua and Mr. Bee have been wandering on the edge of their dreams, and their voices have become blurred, but they will still sincerely bless each other.

"Good night, Miss Flower."

"Sweet dreams, Mr. Bee."

The sun rises again and shines on the earth. The air is no longer hot and dry in summer, but with a hint of coolness in early autumn.

The early girl took a cup of warm water for herself, then opened the window and looked at the garden bathed in the morning sun outside. Not far from the window, she found a stiff bee parked among a withered flower.

This made the girl somewhat inexplicably sad, subconsciously picked up the glass and drank saliva, and froze.

The taste of water is very complicated.

There are both the joy and sweetness of love and the crying that can't be loved.

A bedtime story for my girlfriend: 4 drops of window eaves

He and she belong to childhood friends, and they are familiar with each other so much that even the frequency of breathing is similar. After a long time, marriage became dull and depressing. She knows that he is considerate and kind, but she is still not satisfied. She asked him, "Why are you not interested at all?" He smiled awkwardly: "How can it be interesting?" Later, she wanted to leave him. He asked, "Why?" She said, "I hate this lifeless life." He said, "Let God decide. If it rains tonight, it is God's will to keep us together. " At night, as soon as she slept, she heard the sound of raindrops hitting the window. She was surprised. Is it really raining? She stood up and went to the window. There are water drops on the glass. Looking at the night sky, it is full of stars! She climbed onto the roof. Oh, my God! He is watering with a spoon upstairs. Her heart moved, and she hugged him gently from behind.

Marriage needs a little fun. It is like an oasis in the desert, which makes our tired eyes feel hope and beauty, and gives the "left hand" and "right hand" a fresh feeling appropriately.

A bedtime story for my girlfriend 5 voles and fireflies

Slightly volt. The family lived in a hole in the ground. At night, it was dark and they couldn't see anything.

One day, the little vole got lost in the forest. He couldn't help crying. The crying attracted a group of playing fireflies. They asked, "Little vole, what's wrong with you?"

The little vole said, "I'm lost and I can't find my way home!" " "

The firefly listened and said, "Let's take you home!" " "

The vole nodded happily.

Fireflies lit up the road under the little vole's feet, and now the little vole finally found his home.

"Please come in and sit down!" The vole said enthusiastically.

"Yes, yes!" Fireflies all flew into the house of the little vole.

The dark house suddenly became bright, and the little vole was very happy. He said, "Would you please come to my house every night?"

The firefly nodded and said, "No problem, no problem!" "

Since then, fireflies have come to the vole's house to play with it every night, and the vole's house is no longer dark.

A bedtime story for my girlfriend. Mother pig and mother goose.

One winter night, the big brown bear hurried out of the forest.

"I have a secret!" She smiled as she spoke. "It's amazing, it's incredible. It will make you shout. It will make you jump around happily! " "

"What's that?" The fox asked, "What's the big secret?" Does it taste good? "

"no! No! " The big brown bear quickly said, "You don't want to eat it. You just want to hug and rub your nose. You still want to stick out your tongue and lick it from top to bottom! " "

"Wow" raccoon smacked behind a big tree. "Is that a big popsicle? Really? "

"Popsicle, popsicle," Brown Bear replied, "I think you are stupid! Who wipes his nose with a popsicle? My secret is not cold, but you will want to wrap it up and let it feel your warmth. You will always want to protect it, just like protecting your greatest treasure. "

"What could it be?" The squirrel asked, "Tell us, good brown bear, is it … a lot of hard nuts?"

"Hard! Hard shell fruit! " With the call of the big brown bear, he turned around happily. "If you think my secret is a difficult problem, then you are really a pistachio! My secret is not something you can chew, nor can you bury it in the ground and dig it up next year. "

The big brown bear said gravely, "However, you will want to hide it so that the bad guys can't find it, and they won't have any chance to steal it from you." "You will understand," he said, glancing at the fox. I will never let this happen. "

"Ah, ah, ah!" The owl cried, "This is really a good riddle. Can your secret fly? "

"No, it won't!" The big brown bear said, "My secret can't fly, but I will throw it high into the sky. When it falls, I will catch it with a strong arm and not let it leave me. "

As night falls, the animals are tired and don't want to guess what the big brown bear's secret is.

"The big brown bear is just bragging," snorted the fox. "I don't believe it has any secret. If there is, it is not a big secret. "

"I agree," said the owl. "Look at all the screaming and jumping. This is just a bluff. I'm not interested in that secret. I can't eat it. I must lick it ... I can't fly ... I must throw it away ... I have to hide it in my arms. This secret doesn't sound very good. " The other animals agreed. But when they went back to look for the big brown bear, they found that it had disappeared into the fog on a winter night.

As the days passed, the earth was frozen with ice and snow. The big brown bear crouches in the cave, sometimes the weather is very cold; Sometimes, I am hungry. It has experienced snow, hail, darkness and some dangerous moments, but as long as it remembers the secret, the big brown bear will become strong and wait patiently until the whole winter passes quietly.

The secret of the big brown bear was finally born on a spring day.

It is very small and soft, like a fluffy ball. It has big black eyes and a flat nose. The big brown bear gently holds it with strong arms and won't let it leave itself. At the same time, it gave a happy cry, echoing throughout the grassland and the whole valley.

Fox, squirrel, raccoon, owl, deer and mouse all came to see what had happened. ...

At this time, they all have to admit that the secret of the big brown bear is really great.

Bedtime story for my girlfriend 7 hot springs

In the morning, all the other dewdrops were "picked up" by the sun father-in-law, and only a small dewdrop was still hidden among the small trees. It seems to be expecting something.

The little tree asked, "Little Dew, what are you thinking?" "I want to have a home," Xiao Lu said with tears in her eyes. "Well, do you want me to help you find a home?" The little tree said. "Really? Wow, that's great. " Little dewdrop was overjoyed. At this moment, a beautiful butterfly flew by the little tree. The little tree quickly shouted, "Sister Butterfly, Sister Butterfly." Hearing the cry of the little tree, the little butterfly flew over and asked, "What's the matter? Brother Xiaoshu ""Can you help Xiaolu find a home? " . The butterfly looks at the poor little dew and says, "Let the little dew sleep in my house!" " Little dewdrop jumped up with joy. Then the little butterfly put the dew on her back and flapped her wings and flew away.

After a while, when she arrived at Butterfly's house, Xiaolu was shocked. There are all kinds of color TVs, washing machines, drinking fountains and sofas. At this time, the little butterfly picked up a delicate little box and said, "Xiaolu, you can sleep here tonight." Little dewdrop jumped and jumped happily.

The next morning, Butterfly ate breakfast and went to school. When she arrived at school, she fainted. The teacher hurriedly called her home. Little dewdrop rushed over after hearing the news. As soon as Doctor Dragonfly was diagnosed, he caught a cold. It turned out that the little butterfly was afraid of dew evaporation, didn't make a fire, ate cold food and drank cold food, so she caught a cold. Little dewdrop felt ashamed when she heard this. She hurried back to make a fire and cook. She disappeared before the meal was ready.

At this time, Xiaolu realized that she would never really have a home again.

Bedtime story for my girlfriend 8 Three Feathers

Once upon a time there was a king who had three sons. Both the eldest son and the second son are clever, but the younger son looks silly and doesn't talk much. Everyone called him "Little Fool". The king was old, and he thought, which son should inherit the throne? "If you go out, who can get the most beautiful carpet will be king after I die." He took his sons to the palace and blew three feathers into the air. "Where the feathers fly, you go."

The feathers of the eldest son flew to the east, the feathers of the second son flew to the west, and the feathers of the younger son landed directly on the ground not far ahead. The little fool sat down and was very sad. At this moment, he suddenly saw a mysterious door leading to the cellar next to the feather! He went in and saw a big, fat toad with many little toads around. The fat toad asked the little fool what he wanted. He replied, "I want the most beautiful and exquisite carpet." The fat toad ordered a little toad to bring a box and open it. It turned out to be a carpet. This carpet is so beautiful and exquisite that no one in the world can weave it. The little fool thanked the fat toad and climbed out.

The two brothers thought it impossible for their little brother to find any carpets. They said, "Why look for it?" They gave the king a coarse cloth dress instead of a carpet. They lost. The king intends to fulfill his promise and give up the throne to a little fool. But the two brothers refused. So the king said, "whoever gives me the most beautiful ring can inherit the throne." He blew three more feathers. ...

Like last time, the younger son's feathers flew straight ahead and landed on the ground not far away. This feather brought the little fool to the fat toad again. The little fool said he wanted the most beautiful ring. The fat toad immediately asked the little toad to take out a box and open it. This is indeed a ring. The jewels on the ring sparkle and are very beautiful. No goldsmith in the world can do this.

The two brothers laughed at the little fool, thinking that he would never find the ring. They used the old hoop on the wheel to escape punishment. They lost. The king intends to make this little fool succeed to the throne. The two brothers still refused. The king can only put forward the third way: "whoever can bring back the cutest girl will get the throne." He blew three more feathers. ...

Like the previous two times, the little fool followed the feather and came to the fat toad. The fat toad gave him a hollowed-out radish, which was dragged by six little mice. It said, "You can catch one of my little toads and put it in." The little fool caught a little toad and put it in the radish. The little toad just sat inside and turned into a lovely girl, a radish into a carriage, and six mice into six horses!

Neither of the two brothers tried their best to find a lovely girl and brought back two peasant women casually. But they still don't approve of the little fool being king. They suggested that whoever can bring back the girl who can jump over the circle hanging in the middle of the hall will inherit the throne. They think the peasant woman can jump over. They are very strong. But both peasant women fell to the ground. The girl brought back by the little fool jumped over like a deer. Of course, who made her a little toad?

The little fool got the throne and ruled wisely for a long time.

A bedtime story for my girlfriend when she was 9 years old, and then separated.

From then on, he finally turned around and dared not look at her again. He didn't know that this would be his last meeting with her. He didn't even know that six months later, in Japan, when he woke up in the middle of the night, he would see a wall falling down on him. They say a moment is 360th of a second, so from birth to death is a moment. From birth to death, he thought of his parents and family, all the unfinished wishes, and finally remembered her. The wall collapsed, thinking of her, and it became forever.

And she won't know, three years later, she will see the newspaper. Wearing a narrow gold ring on her ring finger, she is decorating her new house with her new husband. Holding the groom's stool in one hand, I can't help looking at the old newspaper with paint spots on the ground. The newspaper turned yellow and brittle, and the words "Kobe disaster" were exposed in the paint. Her eyes stopped suddenly, and she saw his name, which was on the list of victims in China. She watched it again and again. It's him, his name, his name she will never forget. Another drop of paint fell and his name was stuck on it. She never wanted to cry, and never knew better that she couldn't cry.

At the moment, the young sunshine in June is shining on their heads, and the playground is bustling with graduates who are ready to bid farewell to college time and go their separate ways. Today is graduation day, and graduation day is parting day. Everyone thinks this is just a farewell in youth.