Couple chat routine cold joke

Like a person, there are countless words in my heart that I want to say to the other person, but sometimes I can't say it when I get to my mouth, or what I say is not my intention. Finally, I am annoyed that I am not good at words and worried about leaving a bad impression on the other party. Speaking is simple, but it is important to say something that makes your sweetheart happy. Whether it is a couple or a husband and wife, exporting "love words" from time to time helps to warm up feelings. Let's take a look at the sentences of love stories between men and women, and what love stories are there in couples' daily chat routines.

Tell a boy a rustic love story.

Your face is a bit handsome.

Perhaps the only highlight of my life is meeting you, as if I met more people later, all to tell me how good you are.

Good Night! I will like you again tomorrow. I am really sleepy today!

Say one-sided is staying up late, say insomnia, tell the truth is missing you, good night!

I haven't seen stars since I met you. Because your eyes are full of my whole universe. Good Night!

Your hat must fit me well, because we hit it off.

Can you help me wash things later? Sure, what to wash? Like me.

I have something to drink when winter comes, I don't know, take care of you.

? How long have you been single? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for so long since I was born. ?

I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?

Suppose you go to a place without doors and windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

? I found someone secretly loves you. who is it? Me. ?

I plan to move today. Move to where? Walk into your heart.

Can you buy me a packet of salt? Why? Because our relationship has faded.

Do you know what clothes I like? I like being subdued by you.

What kind of candy do you like? Our wedding candy.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.

I have one thing, never. What is this? Won't leave you.

Do you know what is most important to me? This is the first word of this sentence.

? I'll show you a magic trick. ? Whew, I'm finished. What is this? I like you better. ?

? Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I didn't know I would marry you. ?

? I want to tell you something. Oh, I'm moving. Move to where? Walk into your heart. ?

? I think you gave me a cold. Why? Because I have no resistance to you. ?

I don't think you have met the girl of your dreams. Look at the phone when it's black.

Our friendship is over. It's time to develop into love.

Do you have a band-aid? I just fell in love with you and hurt my knee.

Talking to you is like an exam, because I always feel that I didn't do well in the exam afterwards.

Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? There is no room for you.

I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child and never look at the date.

What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not staring at you. You are in my heart.

I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream, cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.

Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!

You know what I like best? I don't know. I'm watching you.

I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.

My blood sugar may be high, after all, you are so sweet.

Where is the airport nearby? As soon as I saw you, my heart was pounding.

Do you stay up late every day? Otherwise, how can I have you in every dream?

I travel around the world every day, because you are my world by your side.

Do you know when I am happiest? The day I met you.

Are you afraid of trouble? If you are not afraid, please stay with me.

Everything is fine here except you.

I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.

After all, my criteria for choosing a spouse is only one word, you.

I think my spine is a little bent, so that my heart tilted towards you at the first sight.

I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

I can listen to your voice for three seconds a month.

I want to see you, after smoking for a while, in the ordinary day after day.

The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

Where are you now? At home. You are in my mind at the moment.

Teasing girls' sweet talk routines

? If you are not afraid of trouble. Then please stay with me. ?

? I did badly in the exam today. Why? Because no matter what problem I encounter, my answer will be you. ?

I am jealous today. Why? I am jealous at the thought that I liked you yesterday.

? Do you like getting rich? I like it. But I don't like it. Why? Because I like to hug you. ?

? I feel selfish. Where is selfishness? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance. ?

Man:? Can you lend me your cup? ? Woman:? What's the matter? ? Man:? Because I want to lend you my life. ?

? I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, I am always idle and miss you ~! ?

123 hit a person. I'm sorry I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.

I find you a little strange today. Why? That's cute.

All I know is that I am in 26 letters. Why? Because ABCDEFGHI I love you.

My eyes hurt a little. Can you help me see what I have? My eyes are full of you.

You crossed the line, huh? It's beautiful.

Are you ashamed of Yu Xiao? I'm ashamed to only smile at you.

You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.

Do you know why I have a cold? Because you have a cold? No, because I have no resistance to you at all.

Do you know what season I like? I like the season with you.

? Do you know what best represents me? What? Compass. Why? Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I will not change my heart for you. ?

I must have eaten too much salt. Otherwise, I will always miss you.

Watch your mouth, or I may kiss you at any time.

? I can't eat sweets recently. Why? Because I'm too sweet. ?

? It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me. ?

This is foie gras, that is pork liver, and you are my baby.

From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.

Wandering around for the first half of my life, making soup for you for the second half.

Do you like me? Please find out the repeated words in this sentence.

Do you know how to eat this beef? Let me feed you.

Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into the mud I love.

Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill! Vigorous! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Ding Ling, boom, boom!

I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now there are only two TV sets left.

If I had known, I would have given you candy. You are making trouble in my heart.

I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

I think your three views are as correct as your people.

? Let me ask you a question. Which one has nothing to do with you? ?

I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

I say good night to the whole world, but I only say I like you!

The Jianghu is too far away, so I won't go. I just want to be with you, cook for you and sleep with you. I want to sleep with my conscience.

I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.

? Do you know what you look like now For example. Like the earth. Why? Because you are attractive to me. ?

Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

Guess what my horoscope is. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night, and you light up my heart/Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.

Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

Do you know what wine I like best? What wine? And your eternity.

Can you stop talking? I didn't. Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?

I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.

Do you have fifty cents? Yes Great. Me too. We can be together.

Where is the happiest door in Shenzhen? East gate? No, it's us