Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The shorter the interesting sentences, the better.

The shorter the interesting sentences, the better.

1, I just want to put my heart in my stomach and laugh without fear.

Participants will leave, and the first stage is prayer.

3, life is like the weather, predictable, but often unexpected.

4. Without capital, what do you mix with society!

If everything becomes boring, I don't mind giving up halfway.

If you can let everything go with him, you are a free man in the world.

7, sister, piano, chess, painting and calligraphy can't, washing and cooking are too tired.

8. Time will pass. Let time drive away your troubles!

9. Holiday sister, I love you, so please come back soon and don't go so far.

10, friends often contact, regardless of the phone bill.

1 1, benefactor, if you bully being original, you will disgrace Jesus.

12, it's time to prepare for the Spring Festival, and it's time to bask in RMB.

13, the monk turned around and smiled lovingly, which fascinated the nun.

14, people hate each other, flowers fade, cars hit each other.

15, I don't want to be in Wan Li, I just want to wake up with you at my pillow.

16, the prodigal son has no home, and all his feelings are just dependent on others.

17. If I remember you in my next life, I will never be with you again.

18, there is always a song that makes you fall into deep memories.

19, I can let you go, but don't look back after you leave.

20. You have changed. You seem to have gained weight.

2 1, fill in if you like, and kill if you hate. Anyway, I will do whatever it takes.

22. I hate you too much and hate that you are not vulnerable.

23. First, if you don't marry me, I will marry you!

24. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

25. There are thousands of trees in the east wind night. I want to live in your house.

26, the first set, the last set, you think you are a condom.

27. I am just a pile of problems, a pile of troubles, and then a pile of meat.

28, even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: you are a grandfather!

29, don't compare others with me, after all, I am not others!

30. Your left face lacks pumping and your right face lacks kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

3 1, I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around.

I asked my colleague where you went to school. He said he was in TV University.

33. It is better to send roses than cauliflower on Valentine's Day, which saves money and can be eaten.

34. If the man's words are reliable, the sows will be on the tree.

35. Did you have a good day? Is the dream farther?

36. People are as contradictory as wine. If it's weak, it's tasteless. If it is strong, I am afraid of drinking too much.

37. Since you say that I am a curse, it will be a curse for thousands of years!

38, Valentine's Day does not accept gifts, gifts only accept girlfriends.

39. I am a child who doesn't sleep and nobody cares.

40. The heart is not so fragile, but there will always be persistence in the end.

4 1, a woman who is immune to all poisons, this was not a soft-hearted disease before.

42. I have always been shameless, and I will carry it out to the end.

43. Some classes are like Fu Nan's battery, with each class getting longer.

44. Don't ask, don't wait, don't hesitate and don't look back.

45. Let me count by hand. I am destined to be your husband.

Please don't charge me. I'm too poor to pay the electricity bill.

47. Since I left you, I have no heartbeat and no breathing.

48. Life moves forward and the story continues.

49. It's always sad, but it's hard to say.

50. Stay here and wait for the wind.

5 1, no need to explain, I am me.

52. In my next life, I want to be a male god, a girlfriend and a wife.

53. People always do well before they understand something.

54. Time flies. If we meet, will we still hold hands?

55. I don't want to celebrate your birthday.

56. There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

57, carrying a satyr's cross, I wandered around the street corner of hooligans.

58. Only those who are used to me are qualified to take care of me.

Raise your hand if you love me, or stand upside down if you don't love me.

60. I not only have a car, but also go to work by myself.

6 1, lazy, is a good reason. You make it sound as if you can work hard.

Don't call me a coward, please call me a tough ninja.

63. Eat barbecue where you fell.

64. Are the Yingying Yanyan around you the same as the flowers and plants around me?

65. The seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, but now it is a good reunion.

66. If I have something you don't like, please overcome it yourself.

67. You and I have scratched our shoulders and haven't seen the sparks yet!

68. A mistake is only a short-term regret, but a miss is a permanent regret.

69. The season of the year lies in spring, and the appearance of beauty lies in makeup.

I don't know what to say. Let's clench our fists.

7 1, we all care too much about other people's feelings and wronged ourselves.

72. When I was a child, I lost my temper and called it a small mood. When I grow up, I call it wild.

73. I don't want feelings that will fade without contact. I don't need them.

74. Where you fall, you will have a barbecue.

75. What time is it? Be happy.

76. You will definitely thank you for your hard work now.

77. If you can, you must fall in love as soon as possible. If you are late, you will not be able to study.

Be nice to yourself, because no one will take you seriously.

If you really want to do something well, the whole world will get in your way.

80. Dreams are rare and difficult to realize.

8 1, from the beginning there is nothing to say, and then there is nothing to say.

82. Anyway, I can do it alone.

83. Loving someone who doesn't love himself is like waiting for a boat at the airport.

84. Those who look good are called coquetry, and those who look ugly are called running wild.

85. The universe is romantic and the life is warm, which is worth my progress.

86. Long time no see, how much sadness and helplessness it contains.

87. Being young is not embarrassing, but Alzheimer's Harmo's disease and Alzheimer's Harmo's disease are becoming more and more embarrassing.

I want to give you the whole world, so I am used to living without taking care of myself.

89. Even if I give up, can you hold on?

90. I was like a dog when I was chasing me, but now I'm tired of playing and I'm gone.

9 1, the so-called holiday, scolded at home, out of money, a special day.

92, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture!