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It's rare to see you smile. "Meng Qiu stopped smiling when he saw this sentence." We've only known each other for a few days, and you know I seldom laugh? ! "Asked Meng Qiu very impolitely. Although I only met him for a few days, I can see that you are a person with a heavy heart and seldom laugh. "His tone is firm." You have a good foundation in painting. How did you learn it? "Qiu Meng changed the subject. She is not used to talking to a stranger who is not familiar with her. "Don't change the subject. Although I have only known you for a few days, I already feel like an old friend. "Dream autumn looked at this and frowned. Sisters have said that when men want to get close to you, they usually say so. When they say this, you can conclude that they are unfriendly guys. In this way, he was unconsciously infiltrated into the uneasy crowd by Qiu Meng. But this guy is still talking about himself. "Your piano skills are really good. Which school did you study at? "He began to compliment himself, which is also the usual trick of restless people. Qiu Meng has a definition in his heart. "I learned it myself "Dream autumn simply said. He looked at the note and shook his head in disbelief. You are lying to me. I really regard you as my friend. "This guy is really good. He seems to be a guy who has been here for a long time. " I won't lie to you. I really learned it myself. I learned it by myself after a teacher who went to the countryside taught me the basics. ""You are so talented, you are not as good at school as you. You are really something. " After writing, he gave a thumbs-up to Xiang Qiu Dream. That smile appeared on his face again, as simple as a child, with two deep dimples. It's a pity that these two dimples should have grown on the faces of good people, but now they have become masks of bad people. Qiu Meng looked at the big dimple and thought that you painted well, too. "Autumn dream really has nothing to say." Are you bored? ""How can you say that? " "I can see that you don't like me. "Joke, she doesn't like what he said." No, when you praise my piano skills, of course I will praise your paintings. This is called reciprocity. "Qiu Meng reluctantly smiled, don't want to make him suspicious. It's weird, too How did he know he was unhappy? "Is that true? "It's really strange that he stayed here for so long and didn't know what happened here, so he asked such a childish question." Of course it's true. Otherwise, why would I come out for a drink with you? "He looked at his face and smiled again. Very satisfied. It's incredible that so much money can be satisfied so easily. "Little sister, why do you have dinner with the wolf? Be careful of being eaten by him. "A short message came from Qiu Meng's mobile phone." Why are you so well informed? ""elder sister, how many women are there? Don't say I didn't warn you. Remember not to talk to strangers, or your life will be in danger! "What a big exclamation point. Qiu Meng looked up at the man sitting in front of him and thought he was a wolf in human skin. His back began to sweat. " Are you cold? "He handed the note to Qiu Meng. Qiu Meng didn't expect him to feel this way. "No, a friend made a cold joke, but it was not very funny. "Dreaming in autumn is quick and wise." Then let me tell you a joke and warm it up. "He began to court. I don't know why Qiu Meng warned himself in his mind. "I'm not very interested in jokes. This friend knew, so he sent me a trick. You can't say anything, or you will be embarrassed if I don't laugh. "Qiu Meng doesn't want to hear what jokes he tells. Even the best jokes come from wolves." You look really unhappy. "Dream autumn looked at the note, shook his head and said no," let me draw a sketch for you. I believe I will paint you beautifully. " "There is no pen. How can you draw? "Qiu Meng looked at his handsome and kind face and wrote," Nothing, I have a photo album in my car. " "You are quite professional. You take a picture folder with you everywhere. " "I also like painting, but for the sake of reality, I didn't apply for the art major. Anyway, my painting level is really good. I have painted for all my friends. " "Are we friends?" "How do you say this? Of course, we are friends. I took you as my friend the first time I saw you. Otherwise, how can I learn sign language? Believe me, it's true. "His fox tail finally came out. Meng Qiu read the note and thought. " Well, it's nothing now anyway. "Qiu Meng really has nothing to do and wants to see what he wants to do." Not here. Let's go back and paint on the mountain behind that hug. "I really don't know what's bothering him. Mengqiu nodded and agreed. Two people come out and go back by car. When I came to the mountain, it was almost evening. The setting sun shines on the hillside and looks very affectionate and gentle. People can't help but think of something, something far away, something sad. " You just sit here. I will look at you when I draw. Never mind, I didn't mean to. I just sketched people's faces. "He is very careful. In fact, her appearance is already in his mind. He just can't help but want to see her again before he comes up with a solution. Qiu Meng looked at it and sat down where he pointed. Mengqiu is facing the sunset that is about to go down. Looking at its afterglow, things in my heart will come to my mind involuntarily. My heart began to turn over the line again, and the question about starting from the south rang again in my dream autumn. For a while, Qiu Meng had forgotten that someone was sitting beside him and painting himself. He just thought of the indirect feeling of the south, as if he had a pair of eyes looking at himself, looking at himself, looking at himself, as if to see his heart. However, because she only thought about Nan blindly in her heart and blamed herself when she questioned Nan, she didn't care. It was not until long after Qiu Meng that I got rid of my troubles. Only then did she realize that he was really staring at herself. When Qiu Meng saw him, he bowed his head and painted. Qiu Meng began to hate what he sketched for herself because she didn't like to look at herself like others. " How did you start painting? "Qiu Meng stuck out his head, looked at his drawing board and drew an outline." Don't worry for the time being. "He looks a little nervous." Just draw casually. I don't like people looking at me for so long. "Dream autumn is a clear expression." You seem to have something on your mind. ""draw quickly, I'm a little hungry. " Qiu Meng said very rudely, let's draw tomorrow. "He said that he was not only looking at her, but also capturing her expression, but Meng Qiu's expression was always elusive. Qiu Meng doesn't care about these things. Anyway, she doesn't like people looking at her. So he just drew an outline and stopped drawing it. " Let me invite you to eat in a restaurant here. ""thank you, I have something to do today. Let's take a rain check. " Qiu Meng saw the disappointed expression on his face. In the evening, Qiu Meng ate in the canteen and went back to the dormitory. When Qiu Meng took out his newly bought book and prepared to read it, his mobile phone shook. "Warning, stay away from that guy. People who come here are not good things. You must remember this, or you will die. "Qiu Meng looked at this incoherent, know that this man was drunk. When they get drunk, they like to send such messages to Qiu Meng. They claim to be Qiu Meng's predecessors. Qiu Meng doesn't mind knowing that they are drunk. Qiu Meng sent back a message telling her to take a bath and go to bed early. Qiu Meng can only persuade them in this way. Qiu Meng sent a short message and then lay in bed reading a book. But anyway, I just can't see. I always have a man's face, a disappointed face, a satisfied face and a simple smiling face in my mind. These faces are his faces. The more Qiu Meng hates his face, the more it appears in his mind, as if he is against it. Autumn dream is really boring, so I send text messages to my sisters. "See if you talk like this is bitten by a sex maniac. ""What do you mean? "Although they have been here for so long, sometimes they still can't understand them." Call you stupid and don't want to hear it, that is to say, have you ever been chased by a man? ""Don't talk nonsense, I'm worried. You know, I have nothing to say to them. " "Then why are you angry? "Qiu Meng feel bored when reading text messages. She can't tell them the truth. When Han Yan was so good to her, she didn't say hello to herself when she left. She still doesn't know her name, even though she is so good to herself. " Because I can't make money these two days. "Qiu Meng found a very suitable reason." You used to love money. ""People who come here basically like money. "Qiu Meng typed these on the mobile phone screen, but didn't send them out. She knew it would hurt people. She knows that many people come because of life, and that some people go astray. Just like Han Yan, she earns money here for her sister to study at the Central Conservatory of Music. Qiu Meng deleted it. " I am heavily in debt. I don't want money. "That's true." Do you want us to beat that man up? ""why? " "It seems that he made you play the piano until you broke your finger." "People are guests." "You are justifying a fault, be careful!" "What's wrong with me?" Autumn dream really don't know what happened to her. She thinks it makes sense to say so. Is she really a guest? "I can't tell you now, I can only tell you that men who come here are not good things. You should keep in mind. "Dream autumn think they are a little alarmist. Because she didn't have to get up early the next day, Qiu Meng didn't hurry to sleep. 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He said he would come back tomorrow, but he didn't see him until the sun went down. Qiu Meng looked at the time and decided not to wait for him. In any case, people like them can't be trusted, and Qiu Meng didn't take his gaffes to heart. In the evening, Qiu Meng went out for dinner and shopping with several sisters, so when she came back, she had completely forgotten him. Qiu Meng's hand healed in a week. Because the debt is only half paid, I have to work hard to make money. Qiu Meng continues to play the piano here. Qiu Meng, a guest who came here, has been numb, no matter what he looks like, Qiu Meng will not take it to heart. Just use them as tools to send money. Qiu Meng put him in these, so he didn't take his departure to heart. It was not until one day that he came here again that Qiu Meng remembered him, remembered that the sketch he had drawn for himself had not been completed, remembered the way he looked at himself, and remembered the satisfaction and disappointment on his face. "Sorry, I'm really busy these days and I don't have time to come over." What? I have no time. My wife must have found out and dared not come again. Dream autumn said dismissively in my mind. This is what Qiu Meng learned when chatting with several sisters. They said that although they came, they might be kneeling at home. "Nothing, everyone has a job? This is normal. " This time he said it in sign language. Dream autumn also follow answer in sign language. His sign language seems to have improved. "When did your hand get better and when did you come out to work?" He asked with great concern. "After a long time, I came out to work as soon as my hands were good." Sign language really can't help it. You have to look at each other and the other person has to look at you. I'm really not used to it. He is still staring at it. Even if you gesture to yourself from the south, it's not like this. "What music do you want to listen to?" Because the waiter didn't come in to show Qiu Meng the song the guest ordered, he had to ask him. "I just want to sit quietly for a while." "Then I'll go out first." Qiu Meng carefully looked at his face this time and found that he had lost a lot of weight and his face was abnormal. "No, you sit here. I will just sit for a while. " Qiu Meng looked at him as if he was tired and didn't speak again. This is the first time this room has received guests so quietly, and Qiu Meng is really not used to it. Qiu Meng found that although he leaned his head against the back of the sofa, he was fiddling with a cigarette and occasionally held it to his nose to smell it. Qiu Meng knew that he wanted to smoke because of some annoying things. Qiu Meng knows that men are like this. It's just that few people come here. Usually when sisters chat, few people say that the guests here have anything on their minds. They come here to have fun, and no one will look sad when they see someone coming here. He is really another exception. Qiu Meng stood up, pushed open the window, walked up to him, patted him gently and pointed to the open window. This means that you can smoke there. He glanced at Qiu Meng gratefully, then went to the window and swallowed his cigarette. Qiu Meng knew that he must have met something very annoying, otherwise he wouldn't smoke so hard. Qiu Meng knew that he just needed to be quiet now, so Qiu Meng just sat quietly in his chair and looked at the scenery outside the window. This window faces the hill behind. The sunshine on the hillside makes people feel particularly good. Qiu Meng looked at the scenery and immediately relaxed. Her mind began to wander freely, thinking nothing. I don't know how long it took Qiu Meng to find that he turned to look at himself, which made Qiu Meng feel very embarrassed. "I'm sorry." Qiu Meng apologized immediately. "You like silence, too." He still looked at her and asked. "I really like to live such a lively life all day, quietly." Qiu Meng told the truth. "I think you always like silence." He always says what she thinks like this. "Maybe, I don't know." Qiu Meng didn't know how to answer. "You are very simple." Qiu Meng looked at his gestures and didn't understand what he meant, so he cocked his head to see him. "You look cute like this." He is flattering himself again. The idea flashed in Qiu Meng's mind at once. "What's bothering you?" He said nothing but shook his head. "Didn't you say we are friends? There is nothing polite between us. " "You really treat me as a friend." "Every guest who comes to see me is my friend, because they are my parents and my God. My friend, of course. " "Do you really understand this?" Dream autumn nodded. "I'm just a guest here?" He asked seriously. "Of course, if you pay, you will naturally be my guest. What is there to doubt? " Dream autumn is definitely a gesture. He sat down in vain. "Tell me, if you feel uncomfortable, you will feel better." Qiu Meng sat on his stool. "It's just that there are some things in the company that have nothing to say, and all people who start a company will encounter problems. And it's not the first time I've met it. Nothing, it will be fine after a while. " It seems that he does not want to talk about it. That's good. I should have expected it, and I am not his friend or wife, so I am not qualified to be his audience. I'm really romantic. Qiu Meng sat on a stool and watched him stop talking. So there is no movement in the room. In fact, even if there is movement, I can't hear it myself. Besides, it's really hard to rest working here, and it's good for him to ask. He can have a good rest by himself. Autumn dreams of closing her eyes and gently closing her eyelids. But I still left a small gap to pay attention to his movements. After all, people are guests. It doesn't matter whether she looks at it or not. When she found herself like this, he woke up and sat up straight and looked at himself. I stared at myself. I really don't know what he is doing. Qiu Meng hates people looking at her like this, so she opened her eyes at once. This gave him a fright. "What are you doing?" Dream autumn very impolitely stared at him and asked. "Nothing, I just think you are beautiful." This time he didn't make a gesture, but wrote it on paper. Qiu Meng saw it and put the note on the table. He has an angry expression on his face. This kind of expression is not easy for her to show, especially for guests, and it is even more impossible. She warned herself that all the people who came here were guests. No matter how bad she is, she can't show it, otherwise she will offend them and rely on them to eat and pay off debts. However, he dreamed that autumn was so natural that he looked unhappy and was still so heavy. "If you are angry, I'm sorry, I don't know you don't like people looking at you like this. I'll pay attention next time. Please don't count the villains. " This is quite like what subordinates say to please their superiors. Qiu Meng almost laughed. I think he must be surrounded by a group of subordinates every day. They apologized to him for saying the wrong thing. Whether this guy is a frequent visitor here or not, why can't he even talk about a woman, or pretend to be simple? Qiu Meng made a big question mark in his mind. "You are very cute." Qiu Meng also wrote on the paper. He smiled after reading it. The simple and lovely smiling face still appears on his face, and the deep dimples are really not fake. "By the way, I forgot your sketch hasn't been drawn for you. Sorry, I'm too busy. If you don't mind, let's continue painting some time. " It pains me to think of him staring at his dream autumn like that again. "Forget it, I can't spare the time now." Qiu Meng simply refused. He showed that disappointed expression again. This made Qiu Meng feel a little bad. Bad is bad, who told him to look at himself like this. Du Nan had never seen himself like this from the beginning. How does he judge when he sees himself like this? Dream autumn is very impolite to suppress the pity in my heart. So he finally ordered a song. Perhaps because he refused, Qiu Meng played the song for him wholeheartedly. He also listened carefully. He is also the only one here who listens to himself so carefully. He sat up late before he left. After he left, Qiu Meng returned to the dormitory. No sooner had I come out of the bathroom than a short message came. "Be careful that man is interested in you." "Which man dares to be interested in me?" Qiu Meng really doesn't know who they are talking about. "That Qiu, he stayed in your room for another day today." "Your monitor, you know so clearly." Qiu Meng has no intention of hiding. "We don't want to spy on you, we are aboveboard. We solemnly remind you that Xiao Ya should be careful of his old fox tail. Men who come here are not good things. " "Thank you for your concern. I am a busker, not a prostitute. " I don't know why they care so much about themselves. Maybe it was the care that Han Yan gave them when he left. They are afraid to go their way again in the autumn of dreams. Chasing waves c2a44558f973a
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He is always like this. It takes ten days and a half to come once. He is really busy. Qiu Meng recalled that it had been more than twenty days since he came here last time. I don't know when Qiu Meng began to miss him, and I'm worried about when he will come and how long he will stay here. I don't know what this means. In any case, Qiu Meng's affection for him is growing day by day, and this increase has not been reduced because of his sisters' warnings. He didn't come empty-handed today, he had a box in his hand. His face is very rosy. I think his work must be very smooth. Mengqiu looked at him and sat down to think. Maybe it's because he hasn't been to Qiu Meng for such a long time because of more opportunities. He really misses him. After all, there are not many guests like him, and he talks to her in sign language. "You are rich, so happy." Qiu Meng plays sign language first. "Can you see that I am very happy today?" He is very happy. Dream autumn nodded. Autumn dream really didn't expect him to do this. Qiu Meng always believed that he was a good man, not what they said. But the truth still played a big joke on Qiu Meng. He is such a person, as uneasy and kind as they say, and as interested in her as they say. Like all men who come here, this is not a good thing. "You can sit here. Aren't we friends? You look at me as if I were on trial. " His sign language is getting worse. Mengqiu happily agreed to sit next to him, of course, not so close to him Qiu Meng trusts him very much now. She didn't regard him as a guest here in her heart, but as a friend as he said. Or a person, a person who is different from the person who came here. "Your piano skills are really good. You really shouldn't play here. What a waste of art. ""What are you trying to say? " Meng Qiu's consciousness tells herself that she still has something to say, but the real original meaning is not to say that she is good at playing the piano or something. Then he took out a piece of paper with words all over it. Dream autumn suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. I haven't seen this paper dream autumn, but I have heard from my sisters. Those bosses and officials will come up with such contracts when they support them. How long you will stay with him and how much he will give you are clearly marked. Will he do the same? Dream autumn think like this or some don't believe it, her heart always when he is a good man. Good people don't do that. But the above words made Qiu Meng immediately feel really tired of him. His behavior disappointed her. "I want to support you. Here is a contract. Do you think the price is ok? " He speaks so directly that he is now found to be an old hand here. He was not embarrassed when he said these words. Qiu Meng immediately wrote a sentence. "I am a busker, not a prostitute." Qiu Meng wrote angrily. She was angry that she ignored her own vision and trusted people so rashly. "I know, I really like you, but it's really troublesome to always come so far to see you. I just want to spend more time with you. I have no other meaning. " Qiu Meng still shook his head. She won't be with such a man. This guy is so insidious and has such a smile, but his heart and thoughts are so dirty. Qiu Meng regretted not listening to her sister. Men who come here are not good things, and good people will not come here. Then he opened the box he had brought, and Qiu Meng realized that it was full of money. really a lot Qiu Meng doesn't know how much this is. "There are 600000. When we have been together for half a year, these are all yours. I will give you a villa. " He doesn't blush at all than he painted. Autumn dream really want to slap him. "Thank you, I said I don't sell myself." Qiu Meng said very firmly. "I know, I didn't say I want your body. I think you'd better think about it. " He looked at Qiu Meng confidently. "Give you a day to think about it." What he thinks is that he likes her so much that she should know. For her, I almost have to drive ten hours to see her. I don't think she will treat herself like that. I can also see that her attitude towards herself is slowly changing these days. Besides, she also needs money. He closed the box. At this moment, Qiu Meng looked at his face like a masked satyr's face. He believes that Qiu Meng will definitely agree to his request. Not for him, but for his money. Qiu Meng began to play the piano, because she really couldn't find any topic to talk to him, and she was too lazy to talk to him again. Qiu Meng looked at him and felt a chill in his back. Besides, I really hate him and myself in my heart. I used to believe that he was not a man here, but he was so disappointing. He was such a creature. I don't know him very well. I'm really angry. I've been with him for so long, but I still misjudged him. Actually, it's a little far-fetched to get along. He is just poorer than other guests. It's just that everyone said a few more words, but he hid his eyes like that pervert. It's my own fault that knowing others is so romantic. Who asked me to give him a conclusion so early? But no matter what, it's his fault. At first, he was so different that Qiu Meng was still disappointed. Qiu Meng incorporated all the unhappiness in his mood into this piece of music. He may be too happy to really hear the meaning. The more Qiu Meng looked at him, the angrier he became. I really don't like his smelly appearance. Mengqiu simply stopped pulling. Only then did he open his eyes. Look at his big colored eyes. Qiu Meng said to himself, "Have you thought it over?" What you think is beautiful! Qiu Meng went out without looking at him. He was left there alone at a loss. Qiu Meng went directly to the dormitory. She really didn't want to see her dead wolf again. He really let Qiu Meng feel very disappointed. Because he was angry, Qiu Meng never thought about why he had feelings for him.
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