Humorous jokes

1, onion mixed with tofu-clear (green) white, with oil on the corner-treacherous (sharp) cunning (slippery), hanging kettle on the plane-high-level (bottle), blowing horn on the plane-dreaming (loud), wooden head throwing into the river-failure (sinking), Kong Ming practicing the piano.

2. Zhang Fei's mother's surname is Wu-it's nothing (Wu's) to make trouble (fly) and break the casserole-ask what's the matter, the monk is playing an umbrella-can't (send) lawlessness, the nephew is playing lanterns-as usual (uncle), the tiger is pulling a cart-who dares to do (sit) and the grass handle is dry?

3. Put onions in the pig's nose-pretend to be like an elephant, and blow the horn by the window-the name (sound) is outside, and you don't need an awl to repair shoes-really (needles), four or two cotton-can't talk (play), an 80-year-old grandmother yawns-can't finish reading (teeth), and a monk's head-can't.

4. Walnuts in Shanxi-deceiving people (full of benevolence and righteousness), drumming in ravines-recalling (ringing), the temple that died for a thousand years-being silent (monk), a door keeper rolling a kitchen god-talking (painting), a door keeper eating sugar cane-teaching (chewing paper), clapping on horseback-