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WeChat notes suitable for husband (WeChat husband notes are foreign)

When I first fell in love, I left a note for my boyfriend. A little pig, fresh, refined and lovely, gradually became more and more familiar. On the phone notes and WeChat notes, it became a "bitch". Yes, this product is getting more and more pretentious!

Wechat husband notes foreign flavor: one

The note to my husband is "the baby is his father". Well, there is no other idea.

My husband is "Chen Da married" and my son is "Chen Xiao married". Alas, the two Xiongnu are difficult to serve.

I gave my husband "Brother Bajie" and my husband gave me "Sister Chang 'e". I'm so glad that Bajie's wish for many years has come true and she finally married Chang 'e.

The remark is "male god", because he has always been the male god in my heart. Although we have been in love for 17 years and married for 10 years, both of them are primary schools, but they have never been popular.

Give my husband WeChat and mobile phone, both of which are remarks "ATM".

My husband is your majesty, my father is my father, my mother is my mother, my brother is my master, and I am a handmaiden.

Wechat husband notes foreign flavor: two

Phone book, WeChat and QQ number are all called "sleep with me".

Lao Wang next door, his surname is Wang, and the child is his father.

I have a colleague whose girlfriend's name in the address book is "Dare not answer". When I was on the phone, I looked at the big word "Dare not answer" on the screen and sighed.

My friend's husband is a policeman, and she notes "two dog".

1 My husband's surname is Zhu, and I saved a pink pig's head. One day he found out and watched him change my mobile phone note to "the best person".

1 Married for ten years. I noticed that my husband was a "tyrant" and he noticed that I was a "love princess".