A joke about mental retardation.

One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept calling. ...

Devil: "You can scream loudly ... no one will come to save you ..." "

Princess: "broken throat ~ broken throat ~"

No: "princess ~ I'm coming to save you ~"

Devil: "Speak of the devil!"

Cao Cao: "Devil ~ What do you want me to do ~"

Devil: "Wow ~ I saw a ghost"

Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered ~ "

Bullshit: "Nonsense, who found me! 」

Who: "It's none of my business! 」

Devil: "Oh, my God! 」

God: "Who called me? 」

Who: "Nobody called you ~"

Nobody said, "Where am I? Pretend to be Xiao. 」

Little ㄟ: "Who is pretending to be me? 」

Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? 」

Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" 」

Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ~ Gee, there are so many people here. 」

Many people: "I just arrived … who are you?" ? 」

Which one: "I'm not who. 」

Who: "He's not me. 」

Princess: "Is everyone here to save me? 」

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun." 」

Lively: "What do I have to see? 」

God: "It's none of my business. I'll go first. " 」

Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? " ? How can I play this demon king? 」

Go down: "You good devil won't do it, what shall I do?" 」

Princess: "if no one hits the devil, I can go." 」

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go?"

How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement." 」

Lively: "What are you looking at me for? 」

What: "You want to" that "me? 」

How dare you: "I didn't? 」

Me: "Fuck me? 」

Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy ... "

Madman: "What do you want me to do? 」

You want me to say, "I don't know anything! 」

I don't know anything: "I don't know! 」

I don't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me? 」

Someone said, "I didn't call you! 」

I didn't say, "Who called him? 」

Who: "Wrong ~ I didn't ~"

I didn't say "I didn't mean to wronged you ~"

You: "I dare you. 」

I dare you: "Who says I dare not! ? 」

Who: "Please ~ I didn't say anything."

I have nothing: "What do you want me to say? 」

I am nothing: "~ you ~ aren't you my long-lost brother?" 」

Long-lost brother: "Shit ~ My name is so long ~ I will be called ~" "

Shit: "Who called me? 」

Who: "~ I want to leave this troublesome place quickly"

True or false: "So this is my place ~"

I am nothing &; No: "Stop arguing, we are talking ~"

Don't bother us: "I don't talk ~"

I didn't: "I didn't speak."

I don't want anything: "-_-"~ Let's talk outside ~ "

Go: "I'm sorry ~"

I have nothing: "Fuck you ~ Get out ~" (two brothers go out angrily)

It's none of your business: "Whoops ~ Why did you kick me out ~"

Why: "I didn't mean to kick you out ~ be good ~ don't cry."

I didn't say, "Oh, what did you do to me?"

Do as I do: "What? Did anyone call me? 」

Someone said, "Who wants to call you?"

Who: "I really have to go ~ t.t"

Go: "I'm so sorry ~ * v.v *" ("Who" collapsed)

None of your business: "~ aren't you my cousin?" 」

What can I do for you? "~ Cousin ~ Long time no see ~"

Devil: "Shit ~ This is an engagement party ~"

Do you think this is the end of the joke? In fact, this shows that people are lazy, and this has an ending!

Now I'll tell you the ending, don't be moved to tears!

Ending:

It is said that after the devil's schizophrenia was cured, he caught the princess again.

This time, in order to prevent others from running out and making trouble,

Decided to cut to the chase, make a long story short, cut to the chase. ...

Devil: "Stop struggling! Listen to me and marry me! 」

Princess: "All right! 」

So I happily took the princess's hand and walked into the wedding hall to accept everyone's blessings.

Only the demon king with a mouth like a hippo and a stupefied body stayed where he was. ...........