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After Tathagata exposed the age of the Jade Emperor, why did the Monkey King become more arrogant behind him?
The jade emperor is known as the Lord of heaven, earth and man, and his supreme position is self-evident. He can get such a lofty throne because of the weeds he cultivated. As the saying goes, without Jin Gangzuan, how could the Jade Emperor sit on this high position? In fact, the Tathagata revealed this in front of the Monkey King. Tathagata told Wukong that the Jade Emperor had suffered countless hardships since he was a child, and only then did he establish his greatness and virtue, and he was qualified to be the Emperor of Heaven on the 33rd floor of Heaven. The time of penance alone reached 1750 robbery.
Robbery is a Buddhist unit for calculating time, and the time when 1 robbery is converted into ordinary people is 129600. From this, it can be inferred that the jade emperor's cultivation time is more than 200 million years, which is unimaginable to ordinary people. It can be seen that the jade emperor's achievements after more than 200 million years of suffering are completely deserved. But the Tathagata miscalculated and stopped buying Wukong as soon as his voice fell, clamoring that the emperor would come to my house in turn next year. If he doesn't move out of the Heavenly Palace and give up his position to me, I'll make heaven restless!
Why didn't the Monkey King feel shocked when he learned the age of the Jade Emperor? According to most people's opinion, the Monkey King was only over 300 years old when he made a scene in the Heavenly Palace. Even with 500 years under Wuzhishan, he was only over 800 years old when he went to learn from the scriptures. How can he look down on the jade emperor so much? It turns out that the Monkey King's real age is more than that. It took him only a few hundred years to become a monkey, but his life form before the monkey was a fairy stone on the top of the mountain in Guo Hua. According to The Journey to the West's first record, this immortal stone existed when the HarmonyOS system first opened the world. If we calculate according to the age of more than 4 billion years on the earth, then this fairy stone, namely the Monkey King, is actually several billion years old. No wonder he is so arrogant.
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