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What is a good brother?

Just when you needed him most, he appeared, which may not help you, but he appeared and stood by you.

Always accompany you to cry, laugh and suffer.

A brother, who has nothing to do, is the first person to jump out to help you with his middle finger in his mouth.

A brother is the kind of person who usually scolds you and claims that he is bored when he sees you, but when you are bored, he can sit with you until dawn with a beer.

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A brother is someone who can talk about anything about us except his wife.

Former friends can't stay together all the time for various reasons, which may be family or marriage, even if

Even your parents and children can't stay with you forever. The only person who can really be with you forever is yourself.

Be optimistic or lucky. There is another person who will always love you and be loved by you.

People ~ ~ ~

My brother and I say everything together and do everything together. We are also awkward and desperate, and especially love to guess the code @ @ @

What is a brother?

(overview)

Brothers are people who don't care about white wine, red wine, beer and yellow wine.

A brother is a person who speaks well and speaks ill of national affairs, family affairs, business affairs and private affairs.

Brothers are people who play mahjong, bowling, badminton, table tennis and tractors on call.

My brother invited you to have dinner with him, but he couldn't attend because mm didn't agree. Instead, he repeatedly apologized and said, "I'll treat you next time".

(mm)

One brother just saw a good mm and thought, "Hey, who is this mm suitable for introduction?"

Brother is the person who can help you pick up girls with a word at a critical moment.

A brother is someone who offends himself in order to accompany his brother.

A brother is someone who helps you find a way to repair your mm and make her more obedient.

(banknotes)

A brother is someone who tells you a good idea and then makes a fortune together.

A brother is someone who knows that you are in trouble and borrows money everywhere, but it is difficult to ask you to pay back.

A brother is someone who gets a windfall of 100 and spends 500 yuan to celebrate with you.

Brothers just take out a lot of money from their wallets and say, "That's all."

(doing things)

A brother is someone who keeps in mind what you have told him and always mentions it.

A brother is a person who criticizes the wrong things you do without mercy after drinking.

A brother is someone who will chat with you and give you a lot of life guidance.

A brother knows something is going to hurt you, but he doesn't know how to tell you. It's harder to worry than you.

recipient

(gap)

A brother is someone who knows you are wrong, but says you are right in front of outsiders.

Brother is the one who told him you were upset in the middle of the night 12, so that he could buy wine and take a taxi to find you.

A brother is someone who helps you settle things with seven aunts and eight aunts.

A brother is someone who sees that you have been wronged and takes the initiative to avenge you.

(loser)

A brother is a person who is repeatedly splashed by you, shouting not to drink, but is constantly splashed every time.

A brother is the kind of person who repeatedly loses money playing mahjong and says he will never play again, but he appears every time he is short of one.

Brother is the kind of person who says after drinking that I will take care of your wife, children and Xiao Qiang at home in the future.

Brother is the one who grabs the microphone and sings worse than you.

Friendship also needs to breathe. Often, if you are too familiar, you need to alienate yourself, and you need to start from scratch and return to a solid start. only

Repeatedly unblocking friendship will be more perfect and affectionate, and there will often be some unnecessary things between people who are too familiar.

Will be separated by a little thing. It's actually quite simple. It needs breathing. Let's get to know each other.

Let's breathe fresh air for the friendship between our doors. When we are together, I think we will feel closer and cherish it more.

The other party will not break up because of trivial matters.