Ask for a funny cross talk joke, not vulgar language, not too long, just moderate, I hope you can help me a lot.

A: This is our first time here.

B, it's the first time.

But we are old friends with everyone.

What's the matter?

Because we often see us on TV.

People often watch our programs.

A just haven't met in person.

B there is no such opportunity.

A So everyone is very interested and wants to get a ticket to see: What does this Ma Ji look like?

B is very concerned.

A Now I'd like to take this opportunity to have a public exhibition here.

b？ Where is the exhibition?

Welcome to visit, please don't take it away!

B: Hey! Who can hold it?

There is a performance in front of a.

B: That's right.

What about the two of us? Let's have a special program here.

B what's on?

A Let's hold a sports competition here.

Where is b?

A On this stage.

B Can you exercise on this stage?

A We don't have big competitions.

B Then what shall we play? Shall we play chess?

A can't play chess, so everyone can't see clearly.

All right, let's tug of war.

Tug of war is a collective project.

All right, let's box.

A fight? None of us should hit people.

B Then what shall we play?

A Let's brag about the game.

B: Hey! Bragging?

A.

B talk big?

A: Well, this is a new competition, and there are many boasters at all times and in all countries.

Is it?

There are many ways to brag. B how to play?

A straight blowing, oblique blowing, mutual blowing, hand blowing and horizontal blowing.

Hey yo! There are still many patterns.

A Let's tick off the bragging face and recommend it to everyone through today's friendship competition.

b？

You can learn anything you like.

Has anyone studied this?

We just want everyone to see it.

B yes. But I don't have much bragging experience.

It doesn't matter, once born and cooked twice, practice makes perfect. As long as you keep blowing, often blowing and blowing hard, it won't be long before you can blow out of Asia and go to the world.

b？ I play Asia?

You should have confidence. Your qualifications are really good!

B what qualifications do I have?

A has a thick skin.

B ah ... who is it?

How about a?

B In that case, I'll give it a try.

A OK, let's start the bragging contest.

All right, all right.

A: Please sit down. If anyone here is interested in bragging, you are welcome to come up and brag together.

B don't expand this team.

Ok, now the bragging contest begins, and athletes from both sides enter.

B what about the entrance ceremony?

Answer (learning to play)

What kind of band is this?

A accompanied by wind music.

B Oh, it's all blown together.

First of all, seed Zhao Yan blows!

B ok! Me!

Answer?

B I really haven't played with this thing.

If A wants to blow, we'll blow with all our might.

Of course, we still want to break the record.

A: Yes.

B If you want to brag!

Huh?

No one here is better than me!

A: It's simple.

B I has been bragging for more than ten years.

A it's not easy! Haha, have you been playing for more than ten years?

B.

A I've been calling for more than twenty years.

He is better than me. I have the ability to brag now.

I have a secret recipe for bragging.

B I can blow a square into a circle.

I can blow the short one into the long one.

B I can turn ugliness into beauty.

I can blow the dead alive.

B Hey, you're great.

Strike!

B I tell you, our family is a boastful family.

I tell you, our family comes from a boastful family.

Our home is a bragging studio.

Our family is a bragging factory.

B our family is bragging limited company.

Our family is a braggart.

Our home is the bragging center of the world.

We ... your center was bombed by our house.

Wow! There is no comparison. What a blowjob!

Strike!

B can't compete!

Strike! You lost from the start! Can't you? Let's do it again.

Come on.

A let's make a change.

B what's it like?

A Let's have a look around!

What do you mean by blowing around?

A You blow me, I blow you, blow around, the purpose is to support yourself.

Wow! There are many tricks to brag about.

That's what boasters do! Come on, blow!

Ouch! Comrade Ma Ji. Your cross talk is so good.

-No, Comrade Zhao Yan! Your cross talk is better than mine.

B no, no, you can be called a famous master and an authoritative master!

A can't say that. You can be said to be a rising star and a representative of the new trend.

B where, where! Your cross talk is elegant but not vulgar.

Your cross talk is humorous and subtle.

Your cross talk is really popular!

A Your cross talk can be said to be the best in the contemporary era.

B Your crosstalk is a household name, and it is well known to all women and children.

A Your cross talk can be said to be the best in the world's humorous treasure house.

Your cross talk is laughing my head off!

A: Your cross talk is really declining!

b？ Where is the earthquake? Your cross talk plays a great role in society.

A: Your cross talk has an excellent social effect.

Last time a factory in the eastern suburbs caught fire, the whole city's fire brigade went. It's hopeless! I can't invite you. You stood there talking cross talk and watched the flames slip away, and the bar went out. You are too helpful.

Good, my cross talk is responsible for saving people.

B good.

A wants to say that your cross talk is more useful!

B what?

The cow in the dairy farm in the western suburbs of Jia wow, it doesn't produce milk. Later, I found you. You are travel-stained, regardless of fatigue, and you blow on cows!

B is blowing

A: It can be said!

B: Ah.

A said a cross talk, and the touched cow shed all her milk in her eyes!

B look at it!

Wow! ……

B come on! The door here is open! Not only do you speak crosstalk well! Your pen is great!

Your pen is much better than mine!

B I heard yesterday that you wrote eight articles in one night.

I heard that you wrote three screenplays last night.

B Your Chinese paintings are good, too!

Your handwriting is really great!

Your Chinese paintings are not even for sale in Rong Baozhai.

Your calligraphy ... Customs does not allow you to export it.

B Then why?

A afraid of shame! Ha ha.

B is it more like? You have not only achieved something in literature! You are still an excellent athlete.

What about you ... I'm still an athlete.

You see, your figure is round first without much exercise! Transport-movement-"circle".

What kind of athlete am I?

B You are a gymnast.

Yes, if I am not a gymnast, can I have this line?

B hey! He also admitted it!

A: Yes, yes!

Hey yo! A few days ago, you made up a set of difficult moves, such as Kimmy and Li Ning, but you can't do it at all.

A How do you know that?

Can you keep it from me in sports?

A: Please introduce us.

Say something?

A.

B that set of difficult moves! That's Thomas on the pommel horse spinning around, then jumping on the uneven bars, a Jenny jumping over, making a big one-arm loop on the horizontal bar, finally falling on the carpet, turning 720 degrees, and then pulling out a big brazier from her arms.

Oh, you play well!

Okay, okay, you are so good at blowing!

I can't give you oral sex.

B what?

You are a rookie in oral sex.

B where, where! Then I can't compare with you, an altar veteran.

A: Ah, you are better than blowing!

B: Hey! You are an old hand at blowing horses, one blows two!

A can't say that. You blow behind the Yangtze River and before it!

B and you are ...? I have nothing to say!

Is it over again?

Do it again, do it again!

A is still here. It's different again.

B what has changed?

Borrow and blow!

B What do you mean by borrowing and blowing?

A praise yourself through the mouth of others!

B: Good! That's a lot of tricks

A come on!

Borrowing and blowing are impossible in Ma Ji!

A Ma Ji?

B.

A wait a minute! Is Ma Ji here? Where is Ma Ji? Look! Is Ma Ji here?

B hey! This braggart can't even find himself! Aren't you Ma Ji?

No, I'm not Ma Ji.

Who are you?

I'm nothing.

B who are you?

A I'm Xiao Zhao Yan.

B Hey, is Zhao Yan small? Then you are "Zhao Yan". Where have I been?

How should I know?

Who am I?

Ouch! You are a respected Mr. Ma Lao.

B: Good! Let's change!

Oh, Mr. Ma is really something. You are well-read and versatile. You call it a living encyclopedia. Mr. Ma!

B this guy is boasting through someone else's mouth! No, no, my "Ma Ji" is far worse than your "Zhao Yan". You "declared" that astronomy and geography are everywhere.

A can't say that. My little "Zhao Yan" is a drop in the ocean when she meets you.

B where, where! I "Ma Ji" see you stay away!

How about a? Is it over again? Here we go again!

B come again.

A This time, let's blow the sea and sky.

B vast sky?

A Blow whatever you want.

Come on.

One, you're here.

B tell you! I'm so capable!

What can A do?

B I can read with my ears. I have great ability.

You didn't ask me what I could do, did you?

What are your abilities?

I often eat with my nose.

Then I can use my armpits to look for minerals.

I can generate electricity with my throat.

B I can see people through the wall.

I can see your money through your clothes.

B I will pay attention! Tell you what! I had a high fever last night!

A I also had a high fever last night!

B I have a high fever, which is 67 degrees.

I have a high fever of 94 degrees.

B you're not afraid of burning to death! "

Burn it!

B is burning so badly! Touch a corn kernel in your hand and one hand will turn into popcorn.

A: I burned too much.

What's the matter?

A woke up when I got up this morning. The quilt burned four big holes!

B You may have burned too much!

A: It can be burned.

B I invited someone to dinner last night!

A I also invited someone to dinner last night!

B how I blow, how he blows!

A come on!

B, it is not delicious. I swallowed the chopsticks!

A: I'm eating. It's broken! I swallowed the spoon!

B I is eating, and it's broken again! I bit off a piece on the plate.

A: I'm eating. It's broken! I'll bite a piece from the big bowl!

B I is eating, and it's broken again! I bit off the table!

A I'm eating it. It's broken. I bit ... I bit off my nose!

b？ Can you reach it?

A: I crossed my feet to bite! Do you care?

B is it more like? I'm telling you! I am a mature young man.

I'm telling you, I matured too early.

B I was admitted to the university at the age of ten.

A I graduated from college at the age of nine!

B I got married when I was eight years old!

A I'm seven and our child is thirteen.

B: Good! Does it make sense?

A braggart doesn't pay taxes anyway. No, come on!

B I tell you, I've had senile plaques since I was six years old!

A I've had tattoos on my forehead since I was five years old!

B I've been hunched since I was four years old.

A I've had a beard since I was three years old!

When I was two years old, I went bald!

I was just born and now I'm retired!

B: That's beside the point!

One, blow, blow!

I tell you, I am tall.

Let me tell you, I am much taller than you.

B I is 2.69 meters tall.

A I'm 3.69 meters tall.

B Are you that tall?

Are you that tall?

B, I swell when I'm hot and shrink when I'm cold!

I expand with heat and contract with cold.

B Then you are not as tall as me. I am as tall as the White Pagoda in Beijing.

A I'm a head taller than Baita.

B is taller than me.

I am very tall.

The plane flew over my waist.

A satellite hit my foot.

B I is very tall.

I am very tall.

Above me is the blue sky of B I, and I am down to earth, so I can't go any higher!

Artificial intelligence ... my upper lip is next to the sky and my lower lip is next to the ground!

b？ ! The upper lip is next to the world and the lip is next to the ground?

Answer!

B What about your face?

We boasters are shameless.

Wow!