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Venus revealed that she once opened a bar and made a net profit of 50,000 to 60,000 a day. Why did she finally shut it down?

1999 Venus opened a bar in Sanlitun, Beijing, with a profit of 50,000 per night. As a result, three men came, making trouble in the bar and smashing the shop. The waiter hurriedly informed Venus: Boss, someone has come to smash the shop. Go and deal with it quickly.

Venus shows Venus opening a bar to make money. At that time, Ma Weidou and Xiang Huaqiang both came to Beijing to open bars and dance halls, but Ma Weidou lost 430,000 yuan. On the contrary, Venus made money. After Venus came back from abroad, she saved a lot of money, and the income from dancing was enough to open a bar, so Venus called this bar "Half Dream". In order to decorate this bar well, Venus is ingenious and directly asks Chen Kaige's "Jing Ke Stabs Qin" crew for props. Because these props are inexhaustible after shooting, whether it is curtains, tables and chairs, sofas, etc. Venus bought it all at a preferential price. In this way, Venus can play the title of "just like the movie" to increase the popularity of its hotels, which can be said to be very strategic.

Seeing that other people's waiters are all women, Venus is unique. She doesn't use waitresses, but specially selects handsome guys over 180, many of whom are models. In this way, these male models can retain female customers, capture their hearts and make them regular customers. When it opened, Venus used its fame for publicity, and the bar became famous overnight, attracting celebrities from entertainment and business circles.

But Venus said, "I don't care if they come to see me or drink to make money. I care! " As long as you come to me for consumption, you are God. "Ge You, Xiaogang Feng, Zhang Guoli etc. Also came to pay tribute to her. Over time, the bar made a fortune. According to Venus, the profit per night is as high as 50,000 to 60,000, which is pure profit, and it will be even greater if the water flows. But one night, three bosses came and immediately shouted, "Boss, come and have a drink with us. Venus saw it was strange, so she said she was not available. However, these three bosses all said that she was shameless and ungrateful, and said, "We want to play cards. You go and give us that deck of playing cards." Venus shouted, "I'm in the bar. You have to play cards in the chess room next door. "

The local tyrants began to shout and directly took out a pile of money, about 5 thousand yuan. "I spend more than 20w with you every year. Is that your attitude? Go ahead, if you don't have poker, print one for me. " Without saying anything, Venus went directly to the counter and took out 1w yuan and put it on the table. You can go by yourself, so it's my treat. However, in order to save face, local tyrants dared not ask for money, continued to drink, and then ordered a bottle of red wine. As soon as these people opened the red wine, they poured it out directly, and both of them were bored. They drank loudly, just like drinking mineral water. Then he yelled at the waiter: "You stupid bar, this wine is sour and you can't drink it. Please give it back to me. " How can I return this wine after drinking it? So, I quarreled with the waiter. The waiter didn't dare to clash with them, but the other party said that he wouldn't open the bar until he returned the wine, and even the wine bottle was dropped. Red wine is not pure at all if it doesn't sober up. The waiter hurried to report to the boss Venus, asking her to come out and take charge of the overall situation, otherwise it would be in big trouble.

She told the real reason why Venus came out to see three big bosses again. I don't think these people are here to drink. It must be because Venus refused to play cards in anger and deliberately made trouble. Venus said, "Grandpa, it's not that the wine here tastes bad, but that the price is too expensive. I am afraid that the average person can't afford it, so I didn't recommend it to you. " Local tyrants saw Venus say this, and said to save face, I have never drunk. Take it out. As a result, Venus asked the waiter to take out another bottle of ordinary wine, but the packaging was different. "This bottle of wine is imported and only VIP guests will take it out. So, even if I invite guests to drink your wine, you just have to pay for this bottle of wine. " These people were so happy that they drank red wine like mineral water again.

Venus said, "How about it? This import is just different, right? " These people nodded, but little did they know that this wine is ordinary red wine, which is cheaper than just now. However, these people don't understand wine at all, so Venus plays with them. These hundreds of pieces of wine were sold at sky-high prices, and even the money free of charge was earned back. It was not until they were drunk that these people knew it was 300 yuan of wine. Venus fooled them into obedience, which is the only way to deal with such a face-saving person. But there are many people making trouble, and Venus is exhausted. Finally, she had to close the door, adopt three children and become a mother.