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It's a joke to have a son in the Spring Festival Evening sketch.

As we all know, the luckier you are, the more sons you have. Someone asked why it is said that it is good to have a son and a daughter. In addition, some people want to ask why in rural areas, the poorer the place, the more eager to have a son. Do you know what is going on? In fact, the composition of giving birth to a child is 170↘. Let's see why it is said that it is good to have a son and a daughter. I hope I can help you!

The luckier, the more sons. Composition 170↘.

1, the luckier you are, the more sons you have: Why do you say "it's good to have a son and it's good to have a daughter"? Since ancient times, people have different views. There is an old saying about people's thoughts in ancient times. Some people think it's good to have a son, because you can have someone to lean on when you are old. If your son has the ability, he can contact his parents. In other words, adopting a son can prevent him from being raised when he is old.

Why is it good to have a son? In fact, the reason is very simple. If you have a son, others will know that you are dependent. If your son can become a big shot, then others will know that your family has a future. In addition, the purpose of raising a son is to carry on the family line, let the son inherit the family business, and let the whole family and even the whole family carry forward.

When it comes to having a daughter, there is a saying throughout the ages, that is, to marry a husband. Once a daughter is married, it is like spilled water, which can never come back. But it also shows that it is easy to have a daughter. You don't have to earn money for your daughter, because you will get married anyway. It turns out that it is destiny takes a hand to have boys and girls.

A daughter is like a tight cotton-padded jacket. She knows cold and warm. She can take care of her parents. She will stay with her parents instead of them. So it's good to have a daughter. Although the daughter had to prepare a lot of dowry when she got married, there were also many dowry at that time. In other words, the groom should give a certain amount of dowry.

2. The luckier you are, the more sons you have: In rural areas, why do you have to have sons in poorer places? Because boys are preferred to girls, I think girls will belong to others sooner or later. Boys are the main labor force in the family. The life of the richest son among the three zodiac girls.

3. The luckier you are, the more sons you have: My "fool girlfriend", surnamed Peng, is eighteen years old this year, hehe, plus one year old, it will be twenty. Peng Yu, she has a figure that others can't reach, and the X axis is almost above the Y axis. (X-axis: body width Y-axis: height) There is a pair of small glasses on the round face and a thin braid tied at the back of the head. Giving birth to a son is feng shui, and giving birth to a daughter is fate.

We met a year ago, when I just transferred from another school and was very strange to the new school. It happened that Peng Yu was my deskmate. She is a very lovely girl. I asked her what her name was, and she smiled and said, "My father's surname is Peng, and my mother's surname is Yu. Can you guess? " "Then your name is Peng Yu?" "Smart!" In this way, we gradually got to know each other. It is better to have a boy than a girl.

Peng Yu always can't get her hair out, but it's not her technical problem, but her brain is so embarrassing. So whenever she couldn't tie her hair properly, she began to complain to me: "Look at the back of my head, just like being slapped by a pot!" " "Laugh till your stomach hurts every time and say," What are you talking about, fool! " "

Sometimes I ask Peng Yu to accompany me to WC. She always waits for me outside and doesn't accompany me in. I asked her why, and she plausibly said, "If I am a matchmaker, I don't care whether you get married or have children after I introduce you!" ! Really! ""What are you talking about, fool! ! ! "

Peng Yu is willing to listen to me sing, so I often sing to her. So she also bought me lozenges from time to time and said, "Look at the lozenges you have worked so hard to buy for you, not caring about you! Your singing is ok, but it's not as good as Shuangshuang! Need improvement! " I swallowed a lot of moving words with anger. This fool! The birth characteristics of your son's mother.

It seems that the days with Peng Yu are always so happy. Small and beautiful pictures together are the days we walked together. We are ordinary and plain, and it is this simplicity and innocence that integrates our dribs and drabs, distractions and veins into our friendship.

Now, we have all graduated. Peng Yu went to my parents' high school to study, and I, because I didn't get the key points, am young. My parents plan to let me review for one year and continue next year.

These days, my father and I went to high school to watch Peng Yu military training. Peng Yu seems to be having a hard time these days. In order to save some money for Peng Yu to buy water, I went to my dad's office to cool down and drank a dozen bottles of water. When I handed it to Peng Yu in my pocket, she was almost moved to tears and said, "Star, you are a girl. If you are a boy, you are a girl. " Oh ~, what a pity! ""Fool, what are you talking about? Who are you with? "

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