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Xiao Huangfei is also called concubine and concubine.

Date of birth:1September 24th, 985.

Birthplace: Jilin

Occupation: two-person actor

Studied by Sun Xiaobao and Wei San. The first is a small self-report.

There is a reason for falling in love with duet. I remember when I was 12 years old, I often met some two-person performance teams going to the countryside to perform, and I fell in love with the folk art in the northeast. I also happened to know Liu Diancai, a famous artist in Shiliba Village at that time. Master Liu found that Xiao sang well, and he caught up with Xiao in primary school in the summer vacation. Master took him to perform, and they naturally became apprentices.

At the same time, in order to let Xiao read more, his family naturally opposed him to study drama. But when Xiao 15 years old graduated from primary school, he could not bear his enthusiasm and passion, and formally joined the ranks of famous performing artists.

In 2007, he became a teacher in Sun Xiaobao.

Second, Xiao's classic lines

Dude, you want to rob me. Do you know where to do it?

A title song that once won prizes in Britain and Mexico (including London, Japan) was told by a man that it would cost me 3000 yuan for three years.

Those who pretend to be X should not be used to being beaten.

Sorry, I had a dream.

Look at the place where the baby was born, 200 yuan. Unfortunately, I had a caesarean section.

Angels are baba from the sky.

After a hundred years, we can be in the same boat, and after a thousand years, we can sleep together.

Now the famous old man by the river is happy.

With your physique, I will sit on your ass as a specimen.

I will come by rocket tomorrow and take Shenzhou VII the day after tomorrow. I have money, XXX.