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Who has a good joke * * * Enjoy the following, 100 points!
Devil: "Just scream ... no one will come to save you ..."
Princess: "Broken throat ... broken throat ..."
No one: "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."
Devil: "Speak of the devil and he will come ..."
Cao Cao: "Devil .. Why did you call me ..."
Demon: "Wow ... seeing a ghost"
Ghost: "Shit! Was discovered .. "
Shit: "Ghost, can you see me ..."
Devil: "Oh, my God! 」
God: "Who called me? 」
Who: "Nobody called you ..."
Nobody said, "Where am I? Play dumb! 」
Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me? 」
Who: "It's me again? Are you looking for trouble? 」
Trouble: "which one is looking for me?" 」
Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here. 」
Many people: "I just arrived … who are you?" ? 」
Which one: "I'm not who. 」
Who: "He's not me. 」
Princess: "Is everyone here to save me? 」
Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun." 」
Lively: "What do I have to see? 」
God: "It's none of my business. I'll go first. " 」
Devil: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? " ? I am a demon.
How did Wang play? 」
Go down: "You good devil won't do it, what shall I do?" 」
Princess: "if no one hits the devil, I can go." 」
No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."
How come: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement." 」
Lively: "What are you looking at me for? 」
What: "You want to fuck me? Rogue! 」
How dare you: "I didn't? 」
Me: "What does it have to do with me?" 」
Devil: "Shit! I'm going crazy. 」
Shit: "What am I doing? ...」
Madman: "What do you want me to do? 」
You want me to say, "I don't know anything! 」
I don't know anything: "I don't know! 」
I don't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me? 」
Someone said, "I didn't call you! 」
I didn't say, "Who called him? 」
Who: "Wrong ... I didn't ..."
I didn't say, "I haven't wronged you ..."
You: "I dare you. 」
I dare you: "Who says I dare not! ? 」
Who: "please ... I didn't say anything."
I have nothing: "What do you want me to say? 」
I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?" ”」
My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my name is very long ... and I will be called."
Ah ... "
Who: "... I want to leave this troublesome place. "
True or false: "So this is my place ..."
I am nothing &; No: "Stop arguing, we are talking ..."
Don't bother us: "I won't talk ..."
I didn't: "I didn't speak! ...」
I am nothing: "-_-\ \" ... Let's go out and talk ... "
Go: "I'm sorry ... (wriggle)"
I have nothing: "It's none of your business ... Go away ..." (Two brothers go out angrily)
It's none of your business: "Whoops ... why did you kick me out ..."
Why: "I don't want to kick you out ... listen ... don't cry."
I didn't say, "Oh ... What does it have to do with me?"
None of my business: "What? Did anyone call me? 」
Someone said, "Who wants to call you ..."
Who: "I really have to go ... T.T." "
Go: "I'm really embarrassed ... * v.v *" (\ \" Who \ \ "collapsed)
None of your business: "... aren't you my cousin?" ”」
It's none of my business: "... cousins of the same age (or cousins) ... long time no see ..."
For a long time: "I'm not here ..."
Devil: "Are you finished? 」
Endless: "He doesn't have me."
You: "I don't have him."
I just said, "Who said that? 」
Who: "What do you want me to do? 」
Do you want to fuck me? 」
You: "I won't fuck him."
I said, "Who said I wouldn't? 」
Who: "Wrong! I didn't say ... "
He said, "What should I do? 」
? "You two are shameless! 」
You two: "I want it! I want it! 」
Face: "Who wants me? 」
Who: "I don't want it."
Devil: "Hurry up, or I'll kick people out."
Man: "Kick me out? Looking for k "
K: "Who wants to see me? 」
Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again! 」
He said, "Don't trust me."
Me: "Who wants me? 」
Who: "I finally caught one. Kill it. "
One: "Don't arrest me."
Me: "I've had enough, too. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go! 」
Who said, "Look at my eighteen dragon palms! 」
Me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws! 」
Eighteen palms of dragon descending: "What am I to see? 」
Jiuyin Bones Claw: "What am I to see? 」
What's there to see: "Brother, I finally found you! 」
What is there to see? "Brother, let's go out and talk. 」
Devil: "Oh, my God ... this is an engagement party ..."
From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia ...
Proudest: Goose
The most painful: drought
The most pictographic character: a.
Maximum: swing
The most direct: Kun
The westernmost: bite
The least afraid of scalding: Wei.
Most frequently: sorry, I can't type this word. It says "day" above and "sign" below.
Xiao Bai: I learned some computer knowledge today. Very impressive.
Hacker: Tell me about it.
Xiao Bai: You can make everything on the computer invisible at once.
Hacker: dizzy! You don't say! I've never heard of it.
Xiao Bai: If you turn off the monitor, there will be nothing, haha, clever ~
Hacker: Go to hell ~
Hacker: Why are there so many things on your computer desktop?
Xiao Bai: It's easy to find.
Hacker: But why did you put the DVD movie on the desktop?
Xiao Bai: I watched a movie with porridge. It's so touching.
Hacker: ```````````````````````````````````.
Xiaobai: Xiaohei, let me ask you something. Why does the computer always prompt "There is not enough space on drive C to release"?
Hacker: Get down!
Hacker: Hey!
Hacker: Hey! Xiaobai ~
Hacker: Why are you ignoring me?
Xiaobai: I'm crying.
Hacker: Huh? What happened? Who bullied you?
Xiao Bai: No, nobody bullied me.
Hacker: Then why are you crying?
Xiao Bai: Look at the crayon Xiao Xin, Xiao Xin has lost it ~ He is so poor ~555555~
Hacker:-_-|||, then you continue to cry! ! ! !
Xiao Bai: I want to install anti-virus software.
Hacker: Well, well, your computer needs antivirus.
Xiao Bai: I want to install a famous brand, preferably Sony or BMW.
Hacker: How about Adidas?
Xiaobai: OK, please help me install it.
Hacker: Shit! I have something to do!
Xiao Bai: Xiao Hei, what if I want to delete something I don't use on my computer, but I can't?
Hacker: You can press F8 to enter "Command Safe Mode" when starting the computer-> "path"->; DEL file name again, ok ~
Xiao Bai: I want to delete windows from drive C.
Hacker: That's the system folder.
Xiao Bai: But I have never used it.
Hacker: I shouldn't discuss this problem with you! ~
Xiao Bai: I have a foreign nickname on QQ.
Hacker: What's your name?
Xiaobai: the hacker's grandfather
Hacker: Shit, he NND, who is it? Send me the number!
Xiaobai: number: XXXXXXXXX
(It's been 15 minutes)
Hacker: He is a computer idiot!
Xiao Bai: How do you know?
Hacker: He said you can use DOS.
Xiaobai: ``````````````````````````````````````````.
Xiao Bai: Do you really think I'm an idiot?
Hacker: Yes, it is.
Xiao Bai: My net friend said I was smart.
Hacker: What did they say?
Xiao Bai: I won't tell you * _ *
Hacker: You must have sent them PLMM photos again, right?
Xiao Bai: How do you know? ~~~~
Hacker: Cut! !
Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai? There is food in the summer vacation. Is there anything interesting?
Hacker: Yes, why do you ask this suddenly?
Xiao Bai: Then send it to me. Be specific.
Hacker: Oh, wait.
(15 minutes later)
Hacker: No, why should I send it to you?
Xiao Bai: The teacher asked me to hand in my summer homework and write down 10 interesting things in the summer vacation.
Hacker: Shit, shit! !
Hacker: Have we known each other for some time?
Xiao Bai: Yes.
Hacker: Do you think I am good to you?
Xiao Bai: Not bad.
Hacker: Hee hee (shy)
Xiao Bai: Why? Want to borrow money?
Hacker: ````````````````````````````````.
Xiaobai: I still owe the monitor 5 yuan rice money!
Hacker: When I didn't ask anything.
Xiao Bai: Come out! Ask you!
Hacker: What?
Xiaobai: Can you steal QQ?
Hacker: Nonsense!
Xiaobai: Then help me steal a Q.
Hacker: Say numbers.
Xiaobai: 10000
Hacker:! #¥%……—*
Xiao Bai: Today I helped my classmate repair the computer.
Hacker: Just you?
Xiao Bai: Yes.
Hacker: It's a miracle that you can repair computers.
Xiao Bai: What's so strange? Her CD-ROM drive can't watch movies.
Hacker: Did she put the DVD movie in the VCD drive and couldn't play it out?
Xiao Bai: Right, so I know her CD-ROM drive must be broken. Tell her to buy another VCD drive tomorrow.
Hacker: ...
Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai, what are you doing?
Xiao Bai: Hey, say something!
Xiao Bai: Three seconds, come out! ! ! !
Hacker: (3, 2 ...) Here we go! ! ! ! Just went to the movies.
Xiao Bai: What movie are you watching?
Hacker: Er ... I don't know.
Xiao Bai: Let me see.
Hacker: OK, I'll show you, Gaga! ! ! !
Xiao Bai: What's this? You can't tell whose leg it is with so many legs.
Hacker: Crash ~ When I didn't do anything!
Hacker: My enemy found me.
Xiao Bai: Ah, then run away quickly.
Hacker: Where to escape?
Xiao Bai: Go to a deep cliff. There are martial arts secrets below. You can practice for ten or eight years before flying up for revenge.
Hacker: Go to hell! !
Hacker: I control your computer.
Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?
Hacker: Using Trojan Horse
Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . Where is it? I am not blind.
Hacker: Open your task manager.
Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . . . . Where is the task manager?
Hacker:. . . . . Under your computer! !
Xiao Bai: It's not in my computer.
Hacker: Forget it. I didn't do anything.
Hacker: I have taken control of your computer.
Xiao Bai: Oh
Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hey hey.
Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. Recently, my computer has had many problems.
Hacker:. . . . . .
Xiao Bai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will?
Hacker: You can install firewall.
Xiao Bai: Can't you get in by installing a firewall?
Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid.
Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses? !
Hacker: Hmm
Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers? !
Hacker: General.
Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?
Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?
Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ `I thought it was because you were black. . . . .
"Mao ~ ~"
Hacker: I'm here again! !
Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day?
Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.
Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.
Hacker: I mean, there are only viruses in your computer besides mentally retarded games.
Xiao Bai: Oh ~ ~ Have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where it is. I've been looking for it for a long time.
Hacker:. . . . . See you again.
Xiao Bai: Come out!
Hacker: Why?
Xiao Bai: Did you find it after reading it?
Hacker:No. 。
Xiao Bai: I'm still a hacker. I can't find it. Stop!
Hacker: ...
Hacker: Hi ~ ~ ~ I'm coming!
Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?
Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you?
Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.
Hacker: What is it?
Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?
Hacker:. . . . . . What do you want? !
Xiao Bai: Please help me settle my electricity bill this month. . . . . .
Hacker: Go to hell! !
Hacker: Where the hell have you been? ! ! !
Xiao Bai: Yes. . . . I have been out for a few days. What do you want from me?
Hacker: I want to find something.
Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here?
Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago. Only your computer has the most complete virus.
Hacker: I'm coming! !
. . . . . .
Hacker: Why don't you talk?
Xiao Bai: In a bad mood.
Hacker: Who bullied you?
Xiao Bai: I lost a Q number with my first love in it.
Hacker: This is simple. I'll get it back for you.
Xiaobai: I can't get it back.
Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number?
Xiao Bai: Woo ~ ~ ~ I just can't remember.
Xiao Bai: Come out! ! ! !
Hacker: What's the matter? !
Xiaobai: Did you use my id to play in the forum? ! !
Hacker:. . . . Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I didn't do anything wrong, so I added a post, and I promise I won't play again next time.
Xiao Bai: That won't do! ! !
Hacker: What else do you want?
Xiao Bai: Your post is red in the face. First blush. I'm so happy. You must make me another one.
Hacker: Get down!
Hacker: Hey, I just did something very interesting.
Xiao Bai: What's this?
Hacker: I sent it to the forum.
Xiao Bai: This is normal.
Hacker: I insist as soon as I see it, and I will call the landlord a pig.
Xiao Bai: Wow, it's so pleasant. I never dared. I'll be burned!
Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.
Xiao Bai: Is this still interesting? !
Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID.
Xiao Bai: Are you an expert?
Hacker: It can be said that it is.
Xiao Bai: How high is it?
Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored.
Xiao Bai: Ha, I can do it too!
Hacker: # $%! You can, too? !
Xiao Bai: Yes, it turned black as soon as it was turned off. . . . .
Hacker: Get out!
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