What's the dirty joke told by Empress Mi Yue?

A "Legend of Mi Yue" made Qin Shihuang's great-grandmother Xuan Empress a household name. In the play, Queen Xuan made a series of expression packs because of the phrase "I am very happy".

The queen mother of a country, yes, is the queen mother, not the queen, and she is still in high spirits when she announces her pregnancy at the court. It is really puzzling. But in history, the "deeds" of Queen Xuan are far more exciting than TV dramas, and the pollution is almost invisible.

According to the Warring States Policy and North Korea Policy, Chu attacked South Korea, and South Korea asked Qin for help. The queen mother said to South Korea's envoy:

"I am king in advance, and the first king is a concubine with a moustache, and I am tireless; Try to put yourself above my concubine. What's wrong with my concubine? It has few advantages. Today's aid to North Korea, Serenade's food is not enough to save North Korea. It took a lot of money to save Han, and it's not good to lose a concubine. "

Translated, this means:

"When I served Qin Huiwen, the first king pressed his thigh on me, and I felt tired and uncomfortable. And I didn't feel heavy when he put his whole body on me. This is because it makes me more comfortable. Qin wants to help Korea. If there are insufficient troops and food and grass, it is impossible to save South Korea. Saving the crisis in South Korea costs tens of millions of dollars every day. What's good for Qin and me? "

How's it going? Is it too dirty to see?

However, if it is judged that Empress Xuan is a yellow joke, it is all wet.

During the Warring States period, all countries, big and small, fought their own battles, trying to unify the rivers and lakes from generation to generation, fighting for three days at a time and five days at a time. Today, country A joins country B to attack country B, and tomorrow, country D will attack country B. If the Covenant says to tear it, it is better to turn your back on the book. The advisers who mediate between them have become ambassadors for negotiation and cooperation between countries.

Since it is a cooperative negotiation, it is necessary to share benefits and risks. Professor Diamond, the author of Wharton's most popular negotiation course, summed up the negotiation as the following three questions:

1. What is my negotiation goal?

2. Who are they?

3. What strategies and skills are needed to convince them?

In this negotiation, the meaning of the queen Xuan is clear enough: my mother's goal is to obtain benefits; The other party is South Korea; In order to convince the special envoy sent by South Korea, I will tell you a dirty joke.

Empress Xuan ruled the state of Qin for more than 30 years and was once in power. It is not surprising that you can say such naked words in front of foreign envoys, so it is not surprising that you take your lover to court and claim that you want your lover to be martyred for yourself. Of course, Empress Xuan is not the only one. At that time, the customs of Qin were extremely open, and there was no concept of distinction between men and women. All the parents-in-law, son and daughter-in-law slept together, so that when Shang Yang reformed, it was stipulated that the family should be divided into houses. This is another topic.