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What embarrassing things have you encountered in the fields during the farming season in rural areas?

What we need to understand is Mangzhong, which is the ninth solar term among the 24 solar terms. The day of Mangzhong is the beginning of summer planting in the south. In some areas in the south, not only do you have to harvest the mature wheat on this day, but you also have to plant the second crop of wheat. This is the so-called double harvest and double planting. Therefore, farmers are very busy on this day, and within 3 to 5 days after this day, farmers will continue to harvest and plant in the fields.

A lot of things actually happen during this period of time in Mangzhong. Once I went to the south to visit relatives, and it happened to be during the period of Mangzhong, so I helped my relatives work in the fields. A rather embarrassing thing happened, which is still quite funny when I think about it now.

Because I am from the north and have never done rural work since I was a child, so when I first arrived in the fields, I really didn’t know what to do. I slowly started harvesting wheat like others. .

But when I was cutting wheat, I suddenly found that there seemed to be a snake under my feet. You must know that I am most afraid of animals like snakes, so I yelled at that time, dropped the sickle in my hand and ran out in a hurry. When I found my relative, he took me back to Discovery. Snake place.

I wanted to drive away the snake, but when I looked carefully, there was no snake at all, just a hemp rope. When I stepped on the hemp rope, I felt soft under my feet, so I thought it was a snake and hurriedly ran out without even looking at it. My relatives laughed and looked at me and said, everyone has been bitten by a snake. Bite, you have been afraid of well ropes for ten years, but you really didn't even bite a snake, and you started to be afraid of well ropes.

When I heard what my relatives said, I really blushed. I was really embarrassed, thinking that a big man like me could be scared and yelled by a hemp rope. It’s really embarrassing. Even though it’s been five or six years since this happened, my relatives still mention it every time I go to their house. They tell it as a joke. It’s really embarrassing and embarrassing for me.