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A complete collection of dirty words and interesting words

1. Go to hell, scum whose heart is cut out by dogs. Living is the scourge of this world.

2.* * is * *, just like a dou who can never help others.

3, you are handsome, you are handsome, you have a nest of cabbage on your head, and you have to eat a kelp.

4. Invite your ancestors for 18 generations to greet you again, beat your infertility and prolong your life.

Besides men and women, I like people like you best!

6. Even if you look like shit, why do you have to be shit?

7. Why don't you understand my original intention of hitting you?

8. Go to the edge of the pigsty and stand there. All the pigs at home think you are ugly.

9. Let's get this straight. You want to save face. If you really want to save face, I have never seen anyone with more face than you.

10, it's good for others to affirm me. I don't want to be affirmed by scum like you. Scold a girl.

1 1. Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa. I said, why do I always feel queasy recently?

12, look at your greasy body. Do you want to throw up every day?

13, two seniors are in bed, stripped off their clothes, raised their heads to catch birds and lowered their heads to eat bananas!

14, I think you are a person who lives in the toilet but doesn't stink.

15, look how beautiful you are ... like a model, and it's for Mr. Picasso!

16, I haven't been to the zoo since I met you.

17, it is rare for you to make such a compromise. I don't know whether you want money or enjoyment.

18, man, just like the food in the canteen, it tastes bad, but it's too late!

19, your structure is the magical imagination of nature, amazing!

20. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

2 1, when a person's mind is occupied by mean and selfish desires, his conscience will be moldy and begin to turn gray and black.

22. Does that man dare to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

23. They are all rural foxes. You want to play a city series with sunglasses and nail polish.

24. I suggest you keep your mouth shut and don't expose other innocence.

25. Your innate temperament determines that you can only be a bitch all your life.

26, showing off wealth and pride like a peacock, showing a gorgeous appearance, but being seen by others!

27, I can tell from your appearance that you were caught by the devil when you were a child!

28. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

29. Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture, pouting at the sky as blind as a bat.

30. The sight of your big mouth makes me sick. You're fucking disgusting.

3 1, you shameless, you think all the seas are your mother, and everyone wants to spoil you!

32. If you want to go to heaven, you can wait until my hair is waist-high and I will lend it to you to hang yourself.

33. The festival is coming, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees don't need skins, and they will undoubtedly die; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; Man is cheap and invincible.

34. You are really a rational madman, you are really a beautiful pig head, and you are really a cripple with sound limbs.

35, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

36, let nature take its course, I have the most primitive stingy woman.

I gave you a chance to apologize, but you pretended to be X with me. You have the right to pretend to be X with me, and I have the strength to kill you.

38. If you have no education, go back and study hard and don't make a fool of yourself everywhere.

39. Don't take yourself too seriously. You are a hybrid of shemale and animal.

40. There is nothing wrong with you being old. What is wrong is that you still go out to be someone else's fourth grade.

4 1, you are really dirty to the extreme, you are the representative of meanness and filth, and the embodiment of lewdness and filth!

42. You should accept any truth frankly, although it will be terrible.

43. There is a kind of person who doesn't know it is until he is pointed at his nose.

44. Did you grow up eating shit? You can smell it when you talk far away.

45. I don't understand. How dare you make a fool of yourself with a penis smaller than your little finger?

46. You are so happy when you do * *, which shows how cheap you are!

47. Awesome! See the wave in front of the woman in front? It's too rough!

48. Look at a flower from a distance and a pile of cow dung. What else do you want besides making excrement?

49. Here, in the flood-like words that have been circulating on the Internet for many years. Are you so poor?

50. When you look at yourself in the mirror … you think it is redundant, but in fact … you are really redundant.

5 1, you go back to your lair, and a group of you stay there, which really affects the city.

52. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

53. It's not your fault to be ugly, but it's your fault to run out and scare people!

54. Lotus farts and you catch shit. When I saw you, it suddenly occurred to me that Bajie was a handsome boy.

55. You just have characteristics. In retrospect, you wanted to commit a crime. Looking back, you want to look forward, and you want to defend yourself.

56, don't despise me, give you a number plate, line up first, and then despise it when you arrive.

57. The people of China are the most powerful nation in life. You are undoubtedly a soldier in this country. You can still live in this world when you grow up like this.

58. You are a paralyzed commodity, you are a pervert, and you have the face to tell me your strength. Your strength is even worse than shit. How dare you make a fool of yourself here?

59. Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong.

You can be thinner, so it's easy to drill a dog hole.

6 1, only when we humans have a fine tradition inherited from our ancestors and know how to be kind and tolerant can you survive on the earth.

62. What's the use of barking? If you really bite me, that's your skill.

Although you always dress like a human, you can't hide the momentum of your lost dog.

64. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. I always scold your mother, and I almost have feelings for your mother.

65. Who is your mother, please? I want to ask her why she has so much courage to give birth to you.

66. Information, the most useless thing in the world, looks angry and rubs too thin.

67. There is no lower limit here. I really don't understand your brain-dead world.

68. Look at your thin arms and legs, just like a frog. You think you are beautiful. I beg you, go to the side of death!

69. If you want to praise you, you must praise you as crazy or abnormal. If I don't tell you, you will still be unhappy.

70. I think Pan Jinlian is * *. Unexpectedly, you are better than Pan Jinlian 100 times.

7 1, why are you sitting on the stool with a straight face? Why have dinner with * *? You said you broke the rules, and pigs don't like you.

72. To tell the truth, a woman who is out of her mind, squashed by a door, or kicked by a donkey will not fuck you.

73, men, less? Things. Women, do they understand? !

You cured a blind man that day. When he saw you, he begged you to make him blind again.

75. Take good care of your eyes. There is a big push out every day.

76. You can better reflect people's shortcomings than a mirror, and you are more knowledgeable than Zhuangzi and grandson, so people affectionately call you the grandson of Jingzhuang.

77. Your looks are really pleasing. The decline has dragged down the internet speed.

78. How can you be so confused? For my short tree, you have to give me everything you have and give up the whole forest?

When I get rich, we'll buy lollipops and two ... one for you, one for you.

80. Playing dumb, if done well, is called great wisdom and is stupid. Well done, it is called deep.

8 1, when you look at me, can you stand higher? If I always look down at you, my neck will be sour.

82. If you don't brag to me, I'll drag your mother behind Beiling Mountain, and the old man will cart the wax backwards.

83. You are bored and itchy. You are lying naked on the road with your legs crossed. The male dog runs away when he smells you.